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Post number 11273

ideola — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 10:47:49 -0800

Piss on Osama bin Laden- Literally! "In fact, I opened the package containing this thing at the office, and not one of my female co-workers knew what it was."

By: schlyer

schlyer — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:11:34 -0800

You can also wipe your ass with Bin Laden. What will they think of next?

By: ginz

ginz — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:22:30 -0800

An inflatable Osama with holes just where you like them? or is that taking it too far?

By: mathowie

mathowie — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:23:11 -0800

I remember the "Piss on Iran" t-shirts in the early 80's. It's nice to see the US hasn't grown since then.

By: mfoight

mfoight — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:30:08 -0800

I had a "Kaddafie" Duck tee-shirt with a picture of Momar superimposed over Daffy in the 80s ...

By: tippiedog

tippiedog — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:37:10 -0800

This morning I saw a pickup with a sticker of the little pissing boy on the back window. Instead of the usual 'piss on [logo of other brand of pickup]', this one said 'Bin Laden'. Ohhh, clever. (For what it's worth, I drive a Corolla sporting a geek. bumper sticker)

By: skallas

skallas — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:38:46 -0800

"Here's another way Real Men can stand up to bin Laden and give him their best shot, right between the eyes -- and feel greatly relieved!" If this is how Real Men (tm) stand up to bin ladin I'd hate to see how non-Real Men act. Probably too busy with their frilly things and tassles to properly use the urinal anyway.

By: transient

transient — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 11:51:44 -0800

Yeah, let's not forget who the real men are: the ones who have the courage to pee on inanimate objects. They're America's real heroes.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 12:07:36 -0800

the courage to pee on inanimate objects. They're America's real heroes. not to forget, of course, the legions of patriots weilding mad photoshop skillz and singing 'day-o'. bin laden must certainly be quaking in his army boots.

By: lotsofno

lotsofno — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 12:18:41 -0800

DAY-O!

By: destro

destro — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 12:31:46 -0800

they should forget about the war and just have more symbolic burning-in-effigy stuff like this. and who doesn't enjoy a good Ayatollah Assahollah t-shirt anyhow?

By: kevspace

kevspace — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 12:34:47 -0800

what about the legions of patriots weilding mad flash skillz and singing 'wheeeeeeee'?

By: donkeysuck

donkeysuck — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 13:18:18 -0800

skallas, i think non-Real men sit down to tinkle.

By: Mick

Mick — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 13:50:35 -0800

Over-react much folks? It's humor.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 14:04:18 -0800

By: Kino

Kino — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 16:20:56 -0800

I just snooped on the market for novelty urinal screens and found a church that seems to think printing its own logo on them is an effective promo-tool. Quite active in brand-building-for-god, they also think walking into a diner and declaring ''we'd like to clean your restroom for free!'' is missionary magic. Although, on that note they state 'There's nothing magical about the technique here'. And what to do if your unsuspecting future heavenly acquaintance refuses the goodwill gesture? 'No matter. Give them your connection card, smile, and say, "OK! We'll come back some other time and clean when you need it. We're just trying to show you God's love in a practical way." Scrubbing for god with a heavenly bog-brush. Beats an AK47 i suppose.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 19:44:33 -0800

Where did you find that image, jpoulos? Blast from the past. I was going to mention that I remembered the Ayatollah Khomeini urinal targets (that jpoulos has somehow found a pic of) from the 70's (!) and thinking they were moronic then. Osama BL targets are no less so now. Everything old is new again.

By: betobeto

betobeto — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 20:40:48 -0800

The next step will see that of seeing the burgeoning Osama^® product line hit your nearest grocery store very soon. 10% of profits destined to sustain the US Army troop cause out there... I know, we all would have wished to be the ones with the idea.

By: jjg

jjg — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 21:03:49 -0800

I think you remember that image from somewhere else, stavros.

By: jjg

jjg — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 21:07:41 -0800

Also, I recall a time when "the little pissing boy" on truck windows was better known for other things. Bill Watterson would be spinning in his grave, if he were dead. Instead he must be spinning in whatever it is retired cartoonists spin in.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Tue, 09 Oct 2001 21:37:08 -0800

I think you remember that image from somewhere else, stavros. Yup.

By: thewittyname

thewittyname — Wed, 10 Oct 2001 07:14:38 -0800

Surprised no one posted this yet: Osama on a dartboard.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 04:27:10 -0800

Sorry - I meant that I didn't remember the image per se, just the fact that the Ayatollah pee targets existed, in Northern Canada at least...a week later, but dammit I'm a stickler for...something or other. Being right, at all times, most likely. Next.