Celebrities Can't Escape the Dotcom Drama:

October 9, 2001 1:17 PM

Celebrities Can't Escape the Dotcom Drama: "The Internet startup that built and maintained fan sites for the Paltrows and Travoltas of the world tanks -- knocking the stars offline and making Hilary Swank a link to an Armenian porn portal." Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. :)
posted by donkeyschlong (12 comments total)

Armenian sheep... live and unshaven!
posted by geoff. at 1:33 PM on October 9, 2001

ah, the complexities of media management in the new millenium.....
posted by rebeccablood at 2:01 PM on October 9, 2001

Last I heard tomwaits.com was also a porn site.

seven X's: girls with no skin!
posted by Kafkaesque at 2:04 PM on October 9, 2001

Unfortunately, tomwaits.com does take you to "Houston's biggest gangbang", rather than "Pasties and a G-String".

"Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly
And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebra-ssiers."
posted by liam at 2:54 PM on October 9, 2001

Yeah, it's kind of interesting, especially given his lawsuit win over Chester Cheetah... I know he knows about this, but perhaps it's not legally defensible to claim copyright infringement...dunno.
posted by Kafkaesque at 2:57 PM on October 9, 2001

Were it not for this link, I would have never known that there is (or was) a JohnTesh.com.

Which once again proves my theory, Germans Love Da... oh. Wrong guy.
posted by tomorama at 3:03 PM on October 9, 2001

Prefer something different? Try these from the same adult corporation!

it's about time corporations grew up and showed some responsibility
posted by danOstuporStar at 3:41 PM on October 9, 2001

it's about time corporations grew up and showed some responsibility

hahahahahohohohohohheeheeheehee.........rrrriiiight.
posted by Optamystic at 4:18 PM on October 9, 2001

Oh I just want to type the name of my beloved celebritiy into the address bar! Search engines are just too efficient! *whine*
posted by skallas at 4:40 PM on October 9, 2001

If I was Tom Waits, I wouldn't be complaining.. I'd be MAKING ANOTHER &#*@ ALBUM FER CHRISSAKES!
posted by Hildago at 4:48 PM on October 9, 2001

I may be wrong, but I've heard that the term "Swank" is already blocked by parent filters...
posted by ph00dz at 6:16 PM on October 9, 2001

Actually there's another comp coming out soon. Not quite the same but there you go. He's also on the last Sparklehorse if you need a fix.
posted by Kafkaesque at 6:47 PM on October 9, 2001