ANIMALS DOING PEOPLE THINGS
February 15, 2012 10:32 AM Subscribe
Someone please tell me where I can get an argyle sweater for our cat.
posted by backseatpilot at 10:40 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by backseatpilot at 10:40 AM on February 15, 2012
OK, I can't approve, but cat is rocking the vest.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:41 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:41 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
MEME POTENTIAL OVERLOAD - SYSTEM CRITICAL -
posted by The Whelk at 10:42 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 10:42 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
On the other hand, this frightens me terribly, and I will see it in my dreams. Thanks a lot.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:43 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:43 AM on February 15, 2012
I have things to do today, and you are NOT helping.
posted by Lou Stuells at 10:46 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by Lou Stuells at 10:46 AM on February 15, 2012
I like how this fills the gap of ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS since he's in Scotland
posted by The Whelk at 10:47 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by The Whelk at 10:47 AM on February 15, 2012
Okay, so I like these 'cause they're funny or cute or whatever, but this one is creeping me out.
posted by MustardTent at 10:50 AM on February 15, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by MustardTent at 10:50 AM on February 15, 2012 [5 favorites]
I initially read this as "People doing animal things" and was really very interested to see it.
This is also good.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 10:53 AM on February 15, 2012
This is also good.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 10:53 AM on February 15, 2012
I'm also a big fan of the noted sub-genre "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" dog: one, two, three, four.
posted by 2bucksplus at 10:57 AM on February 15, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by 2bucksplus at 10:57 AM on February 15, 2012 [5 favorites]
Pizza delivery dog looks like the saddest dog in the world
posted by The Whelk at 11:03 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by The Whelk at 11:03 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
On the other hand, this frightens me terribly, and I will see it in my dreams. Thanks a lot.
Then you definitely don't want to go back to this FPP.
posted by Kabanos at 11:03 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
Then you definitely don't want to go back to this FPP.
posted by Kabanos at 11:03 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
OK, I can't approve, but cat is rocking the vest.
Santorum Cat is watching you mast-- sorry, forget it.
posted by The Bellman at 11:04 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
Santorum Cat is watching you mast-- sorry, forget it.
posted by The Bellman at 11:04 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
Did you just say, out loud and in front of people, that you prefer the 78 Montrachet to the Lafite?
posted by The Whelk at 11:08 AM on February 15, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 11:08 AM on February 15, 2012 [3 favorites]
Sup brah, turns out that dork who paid me in stock options is like, super rich now and he just went public so I sold my options and quit the marketing race. I am 28, retired, and fully optimized for fun.
posted by The Whelk at 11:11 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by The Whelk at 11:11 AM on February 15, 2012
Pete.
Pete.
I can't live pete.
If living is without you.
posted by The Whelk at 11:12 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
Pete.
I can't live pete.
If living is without you.
posted by The Whelk at 11:12 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
MARGO! We were just talking about you. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your wedding announcement in the Times. It takes a lot of gumption to marry a gay man is this day and age and you stuck to your guns.
posted by The Whelk at 11:19 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by The Whelk at 11:19 AM on February 15, 2012
Did you just say epi-tome? Say it with me: ih-pit-uh-mee.
posted by vidur at 11:21 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by vidur at 11:21 AM on February 15, 2012
oh my god that is a piglet in a sweater vest. INTERNETS FOREVER.
pet peeve derail: i fucking hate how, on some tumblr themes, "next page" means going backwards while on others it means going forwards. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS OR I WILL END YOU.
posted by elizardbits at 11:24 AM on February 15, 2012
pet peeve derail: i fucking hate how, on some tumblr themes, "next page" means going backwards while on others it means going forwards. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS OR I WILL END YOU.
posted by elizardbits at 11:24 AM on February 15, 2012
A .2% tax increase, THANKS OBAMA.
You know I always wondered, what the hell are furri-OH GOD NO
OUR LOVE IS FOREVER
Face it Bert. This is who you are. This is what you've let yourself become.
posted by The Whelk at 11:29 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
You know I always wondered, what the hell are furri-OH GOD NO
OUR LOVE IS FOREVER
Face it Bert. This is who you are. This is what you've let yourself become.
posted by The Whelk at 11:29 AM on February 15, 2012 [2 favorites]
People Doing Animal Things:
A mother picking up her infant with her teeth by the nape of the baby's neck
A man urinating on a fire hydrant
Siblings fighting over a turkey drumstick
Homeless people rooting through trash
posted by Renoroc at 11:33 AM on February 15, 2012
A mother picking up her infant with her teeth by the nape of the baby's neck
A man urinating on a fire hydrant
Siblings fighting over a turkey drumstick
Homeless people rooting through trash
posted by Renoroc at 11:33 AM on February 15, 2012
Gee, thanks for the advice about carbs, but I happen to know exactly why I'm fat and it's not because I had a bagel two days ago. Maybe if I made enough money sitting around all day staring into a glowing square I could afford food that wasn't made by illiterate teenagers and ex-cons and maybe if I didn't have to stare into that square for hours of unpaid overtime I might have more time to running rather than barely dragging my expanding ass infront of another glowing square because the nature of my situation makes me too exhausted and depressed to do anything but passively absorb messages about how fucking ugly I am while watching overpaid fit people scream at each other.
But no you're totally right, I should just take the stairs.
I'm not going to lie Chet, This is kind of doing it for me.
posted by The Whelk at 11:39 AM on February 15, 2012
But no you're totally right, I should just take the stairs.
I'm not going to lie Chet, This is kind of doing it for me.
posted by The Whelk at 11:39 AM on February 15, 2012
you said you loved me, you said you wouldn't call me a freak, you said i should just be myself
posted by seanmpuckett at 11:41 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by seanmpuckett at 11:41 AM on February 15, 2012
*sees picture of a baby panda sitting on an airplane*
*chokes on cuteness*
*dies*
*is dead*
posted by Jelly at 11:41 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
*chokes on cuteness*
*dies*
*is dead*
posted by Jelly at 11:41 AM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
You ever notice how you see a lot of parked scooters in this city but you only people you see riding them are like delivery boys?
posted by The Whelk at 11:44 AM on February 15, 2012
posted by The Whelk at 11:44 AM on February 15, 2012
Back in my day people did an HONEST DAYS WORK.
Fucking Kids.
posted by The Whelk at 11:48 AM on February 15, 2012
Fucking Kids.
posted by The Whelk at 11:48 AM on February 15, 2012
Actually, about half of these are just 'Animals Wearing People Clothes' (and I'm not including those wearing people clothes WHILE doing people things, like the pizza delivery dog)
And we did Cats in Sweaters over a year ago. (Has it been that long?) And never followed it up with Pets in Drag.
And, Whelk, you should've linked to ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
But still, this is why I named the bassett hound I had as a kid 'Farnsworth'.
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:07 PM on February 15, 2012
And we did Cats in Sweaters over a year ago. (Has it been that long?) And never followed it up with Pets in Drag.
And, Whelk, you should've linked to ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
But still, this is why I named the bassett hound I had as a kid 'Farnsworth'.
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:07 PM on February 15, 2012
I'm going to ask one more time.
Where. Is. My. Money?
posted by The Whelk at 12:14 PM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
Where. Is. My. Money?
posted by The Whelk at 12:14 PM on February 15, 2012 [1 favorite]
Thank you for this.
posted by marxchivist at 12:23 PM on February 15, 2012
posted by marxchivist at 12:23 PM on February 15, 2012
Woah! You guys! You guys! You guys! Did you see that? I think I went all the way around!
posted by tinamonster at 6:48 PM on February 15, 2012
posted by tinamonster at 6:48 PM on February 15, 2012
Black labs are enthusiastic about everything they do.
posted by lunasol at 9:42 PM on February 15, 2012
posted by lunasol at 9:42 PM on February 15, 2012
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posted by 2bucksplus at 10:36 AM on February 15, 2012