STOP THE PRESSES!
February 20, 2012 9:09 AM Subscribe
This changes everything! Apparently they have implanted a large reptilian in the back of the President's head. Don't believe me, the video evidence is plain as day. (SLYT)
This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, not so much with the conspiracy ramblings for no good reason I think. -- cortex
She actually says "This is our tax dollars at work". She says it.
She's talking about a lizard man demon thing being implanted into the head of the president and she says "this is our tax dollars at work".
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 9:14 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
Well, of COURSE they've implanted a live reptilian into the back of President Obama's head. It would just be STUPID to implant a DEAD one.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:14 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:14 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
Is there something interesting about this particular tinpot conspiracy theory?
posted by kmz at 9:15 AM on February 20, 2012
posted by kmz at 9:15 AM on February 20, 2012
kmz - it is in THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD and it was paid for with YOUR TAX DOLLARS. I am trying to imagine something that could be more relevant and interesting.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:16 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by Meatbomb at 9:16 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
The only reasonable response to this invasion of alien parasites is widespread nudism. And possibly swinging. -Robert Heinlein
posted by The Tensor at 9:17 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by The Tensor at 9:17 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
Well, I'm convinced
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012
If they're going to implant aliens into the president anyways, then why not vote third party?
posted by unixrat at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by unixrat at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
I could handle "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" for doing away with vast interstellar invasion fleets in lieu of alien pods, but when the alien harbinger is a cowlick behind the left ear, my suspension of disbelief reaches its breaking point.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012
Guys, guys. Calm down. The surgery was paid for by a U.N. grant - there were no tax dollars involved.
posted by murphy slaw at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by murphy slaw at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [3 favorites]
that woman certainly is mentally ill
the uh, dave, the uh track didnt... are you gonna-- ok, oh, ok.
hahaha
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012
the uh, dave, the uh track didnt... are you gonna-- ok, oh, ok.
hahaha
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012
Oh My Go!
"It's not the only one in there!"
"She does analyzation, like I do."
He was beheaded and his soul essence was put in a clone body.
I think George Lucas should hire her . . . because . . . well why not?
posted by Seamus at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012
"It's not the only one in there!"
"She does analyzation, like I do."
He was beheaded and his soul essence was put in a clone body.
I think George Lucas should hire her . . . because . . . well why not?
posted by Seamus at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012
If they're going to implant aliens into the president anyways, then why not vote third party?
Go ahead -- throw your vote away!
posted by The Tensor at 9:21 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
Go ahead -- throw your vote away!
posted by The Tensor at 9:21 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
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