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February 20, 2012 9:09 AM   Subscribe

This changes everything! Apparently they have implanted a large reptilian in the back of the President's head. Don't believe me, the video evidence is plain as day. (SLYT)
posted by Meatbomb (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, not so much with the conspiracy ramblings for no good reason I think. -- cortex



 
How thought-revoking..
posted by obscurator at 9:12 AM on February 20, 2012 [2 favorites]


The science is irrefutable.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:13 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]



She actually says "This is our tax dollars at work". She says it.

She's talking about a lizard man demon thing being implanted into the head of the president and she says "this is our tax dollars at work".
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 9:14 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


Well, of COURSE they've implanted a live reptilian into the back of President Obama's head. It would just be STUPID to implant a DEAD one.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:14 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]


But frankly, I'm not impressed with aliens who can't hijack the host's eyes and nervous system. That reptile needs separate senses to operate? What a primitive parasite. We have nothing to fear from these backwards invaders.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:15 AM on February 20, 2012


Is there something interesting about this particular tinpot conspiracy theory?
posted by kmz at 9:15 AM on February 20, 2012


kmz - it is in THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD and it was paid for with YOUR TAX DOLLARS. I am trying to imagine something that could be more relevant and interesting.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:16 AM on February 20, 2012 [4 favorites]


The only reasonable response to this invasion of alien parasites is widespread nudism. And possibly swinging. -Robert Heinlein
posted by The Tensor at 9:17 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


Well, I'm convinced
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012


If they're going to implant aliens into the president anyways, then why not vote third party?
posted by unixrat at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


I could handle "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" for doing away with vast interstellar invasion fleets in lieu of alien pods, but when the alien harbinger is a cowlick behind the left ear, my suspension of disbelief reaches its breaking point.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012


Guys, guys. Calm down. The surgery was paid for by a U.N. grant - there were no tax dollars involved.
posted by murphy slaw at 9:19 AM on February 20, 2012 [3 favorites]


that woman certainly is mentally ill

the uh, dave, the uh track didnt... are you gonna-- ok, oh, ok.

hahaha
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012


Oh My Go!
"It's not the only one in there!"

"She does analyzation, like I do."

He was beheaded and his soul essence was put in a clone body.

I think George Lucas should hire her . . . because . . . well why not?
posted by Seamus at 9:20 AM on February 20, 2012


If they're going to implant aliens into the president anyways, then why not vote third party?

Go ahead -- throw your vote away!
posted by The Tensor at 9:21 AM on February 20, 2012 [1 favorite]


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