Food on my dog... that is all.
February 21, 2012 4:55 PM   Subscribe

"Food on my dog" Exactly what it says on the tin.
posted by HuronBob (42 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite

 
I'm holding out for "Drinks on my dog."
posted by Dr. Zira at 4:58 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


This dog loves to do the trick where he flips treats from his snout to his mouth on command.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:00 PM on February 21, 2012 [5 favorites]


Can you imagine some superior alien race doing this to us..
posted by phaedon at 5:05 PM on February 21, 2012 [4 favorites]


I'm always impressed by this, because it would never have occurred to me that dogs are even capable of this. You couldn't balance food on top of my dog's head any more than you could balance a dust bunny on the end of a vacuum hose attachment.
posted by Countess Elena at 5:06 PM on February 21, 2012 [17 favorites]


Is there one with a hot dog on a dog? Because that would be funny.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:06 PM on February 21, 2012


You'd veiw it with relish.
posted by jonmc at 5:09 PM on February 21, 2012 [8 favorites]


"Can you imagine some superior alien race doing this to us.."

Dogs ARE the superior race.
posted by HuronBob at 5:14 PM on February 21, 2012 [3 favorites]


Can you imagine some superior alien race doing this to us..
Hmm, do we get treats or a nice pat on the head after? Because if so, yes.
posted by !Jim at 5:14 PM on February 21, 2012


I tried to think of a quick condiment joke but my mind couldn't catch up.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:15 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


You mean you couldn't pass mustard?
posted by jonmc at 5:16 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


You mean you couldn't pass mustard?

Depends on how much of it I eat.
posted by entropone at 5:18 PM on February 21, 2012 [3 favorites]


I don't know that there's anything funny about condoms anyway.
posted by HuronBob at 5:18 PM on February 21, 2012


How can she sit so still and patient with bacon on her head? Why does this dog have more self control than I do? This is an outrage.
posted by elizardbits at 5:19 PM on February 21, 2012 [9 favorites]


How often do you have bacon on your head?
posted by HuronBob at 5:23 PM on February 21, 2012


More often than one might expect.
posted by elizardbits at 5:24 PM on February 21, 2012 [6 favorites]


you mean on purpose?
posted by jonmc at 5:24 PM on February 21, 2012


At a friend's house watching a hockey game the other day I successfully balanced an open can of beer on his cat's head for approx. 2 minutes. Should've known it would be worth starting a tumblr over.
posted by mannequito at 5:27 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Dog on my food

This comment is from the perspective of the person who owns the food
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:35 PM on February 21, 2012 [6 favorites]


I let her know how impressive her behavior is with lots of love and attention after she preforms the tricks for our little photo-shoot.

Oddly enough, this was also responsible for the success of Cindy Crawford's modeling career.
posted by Trurl at 5:38 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


Maddie looks happy. This dog does not look happy.
posted by emelenjr at 5:44 PM on February 21, 2012


Is there one with a hot dog on a dog? Because that would be funny.

BOOM!
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 5:45 PM on February 21, 2012 [2 favorites]


And what's in the tin is on the dog!
posted by Saxon Kane at 5:47 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Dude stacks 36 treats on his dog's nose.
posted by marvin at 5:47 PM on February 21, 2012 [3 favorites]


This dog just looks so fucking depressed.
posted by Corduroy at 5:49 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


I still miss Oolong.
posted by SPrintF at 5:51 PM on February 21, 2012


My dog would never stand for that.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:57 PM on February 21, 2012


Is there one with a hot dog on a dog? Because that would be funny.

BOOM!
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 7:45 PM on February 21 [+] [!]


Holy crap. To the untrained eye, that dog looks enough like mine that I could pass the pic off as mine. The trained eye, however, would note the lack of a little bit of white up on top of the muzzle, a tinge of red on the scruff, and the distinct presence of uneaten hot dog.
posted by Ufez Jones at 5:57 PM on February 21, 2012 [5 favorites]


Ah, dogs looking vaguely humiliated. The internet will never tire of this, just as it will never tire of cats looking slightly smug....
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:57 PM on February 21, 2012


I have no idea how they got these pancakes on this rabbit, or why.
posted by thewalrus at 6:00 PM on February 21, 2012


I needed the laughs. Maddie especially looked like she was enjoying herself, but Tiger didn't exactly look miserable, and they're both better with balance than I am.
posted by notashroom at 6:08 PM on February 21, 2012


I fully expected this to be pictures taken by my wife, torturing our dog. I guess it's good to know she's not the only one who does this.
posted by Lokheed at 6:19 PM on February 21, 2012


The sight should be titled:
"Making my Dog look like an ass, and taking pictures of it"
posted by Flood at 6:22 PM on February 21, 2012


All I know is that dog better get to eat the food he's modeling. Nothing crueler than balancing three Twinkies on a dog's head without letting him eat one afterward.
posted by jeremy b at 6:27 PM on February 21, 2012


Can you imagine some superior alien race doing this to us..
Hmm, do we get treats or a nice pat on the head after?


No, but you do get a paycheck every two weeks.
posted by rough ashlar at 6:29 PM on February 21, 2012


Also, to HuronBob, you totally blew your chance to title this "Exactly what it says on the Rin Tin Tin". And for that, may dog have mercy on your soul.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:55 PM on February 21, 2012 [5 favorites]


what has the internet become
posted by mpylayev at 7:06 PM on February 21, 2012


exactly what it should be
posted by zennish at 7:19 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


In some countries the dog is food, so in those countries this blog would have a dog on a dog. Every post would be dog eat dog.
posted by cjorgensen at 8:39 PM on February 21, 2012


In some countries the dog is food, so in those countries this blog would have a dog on a dog.

Dogs all the way down.

My dog can do this. It wouldn't make a good tumblr, however. Because the best part is the shakes. He sits there and then starts to shake and quiver and if he could sweat, he would do that. But he'll hold still, as best he can, while every muscle in his body twitches and convulses - every fiber of his being concentrated on eating that morsel and every ounce of energy devoted to holding that force at bay.

It's 10 times worse when he's pointing a bird. Letting that dog work birds - it's like giving crack to an addict. He'll work even harder for the next one than he did for the last.

I fully believe that humans would have become extinct if not for the dog. How could it be otherwise ?
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 10:47 PM on February 21, 2012 [1 favorite]


Clicked the notes on the pancake picture, thinking I'd get a Metafilter like discussion...

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posted by crapmatic at 4:53 AM on February 22, 2012


This dog just looks so fucking depressed

She's half Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Staffies and Staffy crosses tend to look either manic or despairing. Had a dog (Staffy/Whippet, bizarrely orange) for 16 years that looked like she wanted to top herself whenever she wasn't chasing around like a maniac.
posted by howfar at 6:28 AM on February 22, 2012


Tiger looks almost exactly like my dog Saffron. When Saffie gets that look on her face, it's because she's concentrating very hard, usually on something treat-related (waiting for a treat, searching for a treat, etc.) If she were upset, she wouldn't have the wrinkled brow, she'd just be staring. Or licking you to say "please stop this."
posted by cereselle at 1:49 PM on February 22, 2012


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