His job is to keep the Enterprise safe, yet enemies teleport onto the bridge ALL THE DAMN TIME. How does he keep his job?The Enterprise is really a sailing ship. That's why it pulls up alongside enemy ships so they can blast at each other with large and small arms and attempt boardings. In that context, Worf isn't so bad.
CAPTAIN PICARD
Ambassador, allow me to introduce my
Security Officer, Commander Worf, who
was once beaten up by an old woman.
COMMANDER WORF
(Sheepishly)
Well, she was a monster at the time…
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