Happy Pretend Your Co-Workers Don't Look Creepy When They Come Back From Lunch With Black Shit Smeared Across Their Foreheads Day!!!!
A hilarious thing to ask hungover Catholic people with ash on their foreheads tomorrow is, "Aww.. Did Jesus put his cigarette out on you?"
Fat Tuesday is a holy day for people to drink until they puke and shit their pants, then act like they're better than you until Easter.
I Googled her for 20 minutes (I tried "Binging" but my computer just sighed and told me I'd thank it later), and I learned nothing about who she is. I did confirm she hates Chris Brown so hard birds can see it in ultraviolet. If she were the third Mario sibling and he were Bowser, she'd be heartbroken to learn she could only kill him eight times.
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