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February 28, 2012 1:49 AM   Subscribe

Tit Thinks it's People [NSFW]
posted by finite (44 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite

 
I've met people who were boobs. But not this. Never this . . .
posted by quadog at 2:09 AM on February 28, 2012


I have had my breasts play out scenes from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? before.

But I never, like, painted faces on them or anything. That would be weird.
posted by louche mustachio at 2:22 AM on February 28, 2012 [11 favorites]


Wow. This is the internet as it used to be, minus comic sans and the blink tag, but still. Nicely done. Utterly odd. you thought it, didn't you? yeah, I did too.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:36 AM on February 28, 2012 [4 favorites]


I thought this may have been about a misguided Parus, but the NSFW warning stopped me just before I clicked on this link out of pure ornithological curiosity. Really.
posted by Skeptic at 2:41 AM on February 28, 2012 [3 favorites]


How weird. I found it completely, totally disgusting. And I'm a gay man who is, none-the-less, quite fond of boobies (for reasons which mystify me. They don't turn me on, I just like them).
posted by Goofyy at 2:48 AM on February 28, 2012


EVERYONE likes boobies, Goofyy.

A friend started a fan club for mine. Being a gay man was a requirement for membership. A true tale.
posted by louche mustachio at 3:11 AM on February 28, 2012


God, I find them entirely delightful, and yet this was not delightful at all. The boobs with the barbell through the nipple looked like they would be absolutely magical in another context, but this was just...no. Just no. Why would--? No.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 4:07 AM on February 28, 2012


(By "them," I should clarify, I mean breasts in general.)
posted by kittens for breakfast at 4:12 AM on February 28, 2012


I'm a breast man and I loved these. But then my partner and I are quite silly with our misc body parts. I mean, really. All these flappy blobs and bloops are so WIERD we may as well have fun with them!
posted by seanmpuckett at 4:15 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


breast of the web...
posted by chavenet at 4:21 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Farking farktastic!
posted by sfts2 at 4:27 AM on February 28, 2012


I'm more of a leg man.
posted by Obscure Reference at 4:45 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


That is the least sexy thing I have ever seen.
posted by unSane at 4:58 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Don't forget about meeeeee
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:11 AM on February 28, 2012


ugly
posted by ReeMonster at 5:50 AM on February 28, 2012


Disgusting. Like someone cut a hole in the mouth of the Mona Lisa so they could make a Conan O'Brien-style celebrity puppet out of it.

Today friends, we weep for beauty.
posted by Poppa Bear at 6:00 AM on February 28, 2012


Udder nonsense!
posted by kenaldo at 6:00 AM on February 28, 2012


@_@
posted by deathpanels at 6:04 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Even with the NSFW notice I somehow assumed this would be about birds and not boobs.
posted by rtha at 6:04 AM on February 28, 2012 [4 favorites]


This must hit the same dumb body-entertainment that guys get contorting their genitals into bug-eyed snout monsters (and maybe adding sunglasses thereto). Look at this boob. It doesn't realize it's a boob. heh.

the first picture with the sauce and noodles was rather ick though
posted by postcommunism at 6:11 AM on February 28, 2012


Thanks a lot. I'm afraid to close my eyes at night now.
posted by stonedcoldsober at 6:38 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


This is kinda gross.
posted by slogger at 7:02 AM on February 28, 2012


EVERYONE likes boobies, Goofyy.

Tim Minchin has a confession to make. (video, nfsw words)
posted by middleclasstool at 7:03 AM on February 28, 2012


Fuck. Link.
posted by middleclasstool at 7:04 AM on February 28, 2012 [3 favorites]


These are awesome. I'm not sure yet, but I think they might be awesome because part of what they're doing is showing breasts outside a sexual context. I mean, breasts in a sexual context are awesome, but it's nice to see this part of the human body used in a fun, silly way.

(of course, this can be done in a sexual context as well, but it doesn't need to, and sometimes that's nice)
posted by Jon_Evil at 7:27 AM on February 28, 2012 [5 favorites]


It looks like people had fun making them. That's good enough for me.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 7:59 AM on February 28, 2012


That is the least sexy thing I have ever seen.

Except for the one with the mustache. Obviously.
posted by Jehan at 8:01 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


This must hit the same dumb body-entertainment that guys get contorting their genitals into bug-eyed snout monsters

Oh, not just guys. A female friend and I were once gabbing about sex, and she asked, "Do you ever do that thing afterward, where you make them put a sock over it and make it talk, like a little puppet?" Uh, no, I have never made someone do that. "Oh," she laughed, "I do that all the time, it's one of my favorite things."

If it has any bearing on this whatsoever, she also had a thing about seeing how many of her partners she could convince to try on her underwear.
posted by hermitosis at 8:05 AM on February 28, 2012 [2 favorites]


Dressing up your boobs for the internet is all in good fun and fine by me. Coining the word "buppetry" is unpardonable.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 8:11 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


You know, I can't unsee that.
posted by Mental Wimp at 8:15 AM on February 28, 2012


Well, my perfunctory search indicates that nobody has started making faces with sphincters as a major component of the composition. "Sphincter face" evidently has a number of definitions, by the way.
posted by Xoebe at 8:18 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Coining the word "buppetry" is unpardonable.

I think we all know that pupptitry is the superiour portmanteau.
posted by asnider at 8:32 AM on February 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Or boobetry.
posted by Mental Wimp at 8:37 AM on February 28, 2012


These are awesome and make me laugh.

And tempt me to submit something. I mean, I'm an artist, I have a perfectly good pair of tits right here...
posted by egypturnash at 9:10 AM on February 28, 2012


And I'm a gay man who is, none-the-less, quite fond of boobies (for reasons which mystify me. They don't turn me on, I just like them).

I have a friend with very large breasts who says this is very common, gay men are totally fascinated with them.
posted by bongo_x at 10:17 AM on February 28, 2012


How can you look into the face of Sir Boobsalot and not be completely charmed?
posted by redsparkler at 10:22 AM on February 28, 2012


I have a friend with very large breasts who says this is very common, gay men are totally fascinated with them.

It's obviously a Freudian thing. This explains why both gay and straight men find boobs fascinating and awesome. There is just an added sexual element for straight men that is (usually) absent for gay men.
posted by asnider at 10:59 AM on February 28, 2012


Just add two dots and a line and you realize, that Charlie Brown is perfect for this kind of nonsense. This way he would finally get to second base...
posted by KMB at 12:24 PM on February 28, 2012


OK, now that I'm home from work I can actually look at this. I'm a bit disappointed that there aren't videos, but most of these are really great. The bunny boob is adorable!

(Link is obviously NSFW.)
posted by asnider at 4:40 PM on February 28, 2012


Where's the complementary People think they're Tits site where there's a bunch on people in bird costumes?
posted by arcticseal at 5:24 PM on February 28, 2012


It's certainly startling, and for that (on the internet, in this day and age) I applaud it.
posted by dickasso at 6:02 PM on February 28, 2012


This is a great idea.
posted by likeatoaster at 6:55 PM on February 28, 2012


I was oddly charmed by this.
posted by desuetude at 10:37 PM on February 28, 2012


I miss Testicle Theater.
posted by homunculus at 12:38 PM on February 29, 2012


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