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March 3, 2012 11:15 AM   Subscribe

Stuff on Scout's Head
posted by OverlappingElvis (36 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

 
The burgers on the head one is just mean.
posted by jonmc at 11:17 AM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


OH MY GOD SCOUT IS THE BEST DOGGIE EVER AAAAHHHHH
posted by phunniemee at 11:20 AM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


Huh. Ten years since Oolong, the internet has gone full circle. What animals will be balancing things on their head in 2020? We can only imagine.
posted by eykal at 11:21 AM on March 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


this is surely a double. i remember having a fit about bacon just last week.
posted by elizardbits at 11:21 AM on March 3, 2012


Yeah, you only noticed it because Kim Jung Un was pointing at it.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:22 AM on March 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


Patient, long suffering dog, is patient, long suffering.
posted by MartinWisse at 11:22 AM on March 3, 2012 [5 favorites]


I want to know what that cat is wearing. It's disturbing.
posted by heyho at 11:26 AM on March 3, 2012


Ew, is he eating all that food that's been on the dog?
posted by a robot made out of meat at 11:26 AM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


I'm gonna say 17 posts.
posted by nathancaswell at 11:26 AM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


oh okay nvm that was a different post about a different dog with different food on its head.
posted by elizardbits at 11:27 AM on March 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


Good doggie! Patient doggie!
posted by rmd1023 at 11:32 AM on March 3, 2012


I think Scout is dead.
posted by The otter lady at 11:34 AM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


I want to know what that cat is wearing. It's disturbing.

Well it certainly looks like a slightly tattered jean jacket to me.
posted by brennen at 11:35 AM on March 3, 2012


Scout could use a little modesty patch in some of those.
posted by kamikazegopher at 11:38 AM on March 3, 2012


I was expecting this.
posted by Knappster at 11:39 AM on March 3, 2012 [21 favorites]


Firstly, I wish to express my disappointment that these were not photos of stuff on some precocious girl scout's head.

Secondly, I know exactly what Scout is thinking in each photo.

In the first one he's thinking "Master puts things on Scout so Scout good boy so Scout gets fed now?"

In the second one he's thinking "Master puts things on Scout so Scout good boy so Scout gets fed now?"

In the third one he's thinking "Master puts things on Scout so Scout good boy so Scout gets fed now?"

In the fourth one he's thinking "Master puts things on Scout so Scout good boy so Scout gets fed now?"

In the fifth one he's.... ah well, you get the drift.
posted by Effigy2000 at 11:50 AM on March 3, 2012 [4 favorites]


I thought it was a double too at first but then realized I was thinking about Maddie the dog on top of things.
posted by Cocodrillo at 11:50 AM on March 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


I was a little bit disappointed to not see the cat on the head. I would clap for that.
posted by KMB at 12:06 PM on March 3, 2012


This is just wrong. That guy put so much stuff on Scout's head it made teh poor doggy's ears fall off!!
posted by BlueHorse at 12:25 PM on March 3, 2012


The luchadore mask wins the internet.
posted by utsutsu at 12:49 PM on March 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


heyho: "I want to know what that cat is wearing. It's disturbing."

It looks like some sort of denim jacket. But the cat also has that look of "he better not try putting that stuff on MY head."
posted by Deflagro at 12:56 PM on March 3, 2012


Dog on.
posted by Decani at 1:11 PM on March 3, 2012


What animals will be balancing things on their head in 2020? We can only imagine.

Hopefully someone will be able to provide me with a pet griffin by then.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 1:58 PM on March 3, 2012


Dog owners: stop doing this shit. What, are you fucking bored? Go PLAY with your dog. Outside. Like they fucking want.
posted by basicchannel at 2:04 PM on March 3, 2012 [3 favorites]


Can we get some pictures of Maddie on Scout's head? TIA
posted by I've a Horse Outside at 2:11 PM on March 3, 2012 [3 favorites]


Love the doggie drool in the Krispy Kreme box shot.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 3:32 PM on March 3, 2012


Every time I see a post like this I can't help turning into a smug cat owner. Cats would never put up with that shit. That poor overly docile desperate to please dog.....
posted by Go Banana at 3:35 PM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


Every time I see a post like this I can't help turning into a smug cat owner. Cats would never put up with that shit. That poor overly docile desperate to please dog.....

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
posted by vorpal bunny at 3:43 PM on March 3, 2012


Every time I see a post like this I can't help turning into a smug cat owner. Cats would never put up with that shit.

Nope, never!
posted by radwolf76 at 3:57 PM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


Nope. Not cats.
posted by peagood at 5:22 PM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


Dog owners: stop doing this shit. What, are you fucking bored? Go PLAY with your dog. Outside. Like they fucking want.

I'm sure that dog gets plenty of play time and is plenty loved. My cats have got the life. They don't have to do a goddamned thing but look cute and lay around and eat and shit and lay around. 99.99% of their life is perfect and they get their way. If I have an opportunity for a good photo op that they may not like, well too bad, we'll just call it payment for the roof over their head, food, all the toys they could ask for, personal massage therapist, maid service, and endless love.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 5:31 PM on March 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


If this dude(ette) can ever figure out a way to parlay this into a money-making endeavor say, in the form of a calendar, he should probably send the Former Congressman Chuckles (or just Chuck, whatever), a royalty check c/o of Dooce.
posted by youandiandaflame at 7:47 PM on March 3, 2012


I was sort of hoping this was going to be about special agent Dana Scully.
posted by whir at 11:46 PM on March 3, 2012


I thought for sure this was going to mock all the hats in TF2.
posted by Foosnark at 6:54 AM on March 4, 2012


When I was a scout and we went on camping trips, every night we had to pair off and search each others' scalps for ticks. Based on the title, I kinda thought this post would be about such things. Thankfully not.

Scout is a good dog. A very, very good dog. And I hope he gets lots of treats after these photo shoots.
posted by kinnakeet at 10:01 AM on March 4, 2012


I seriously doubt Heather Armstrong was the very first person in all the world to balance stuff on her dog's head and take photos of it. Was she the first blogger to do so? Possibly.

I think Scout's cuter and there's no other noise to contend with.
posted by cooker girl at 7:36 PM on March 5, 2012


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