Siamese Cat vs The World

March 12, 2012 5:24 AM

When you need to get past that cat bully in the alley, you must be willing to have a Cat Fight!
posted by quin (20 comments total)

Wow.
posted by pts at 5:34 AM on March 12, 2012

It seems like a cat punch (on either end) wouldn't have that meat slap sound but more of a muffled "poom".

Also, I'm glad I watched to the end before forwarding to my cat-loving, karate-taking, squeamish-and-concerned-about-cat-injury children.
posted by DU at 5:36 AM on March 12, 2012 [2 favorites]

Obligatory.
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:44 AM on March 12, 2012

Confirmed: the final boss of the internet is a cat.
posted by jquinby at 6:02 AM on March 12, 2012 [2 favorites]

Damn, too bad about that last moment, I was liking it. Now I'm ANGRY.
posted by angrycat at 6:14 AM on March 12, 2012 [6 favorites]

I was rooting for the cat the whole time.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 6:21 AM on March 12, 2012 [1 favorite]

The cat video is excellent, funny and clever. But for me, Meeting Philip Schofield tops it for sheer inane hilarity.

* For anyone outside of the UK, Schofield is a very middle-of-the-road English TV presenter.
posted by TheAlarminglySwollenFinger at 6:23 AM on March 12, 2012 [1 favorite]

I call hoax, there was no ninja-kitten-sneaking-under-the-tablecloth surprise attack.

Nor was there the quintessential "butt" attack. Cat sneaks up behind you, stands on its hind legs, and pricks your butt, causing your neighbors to jump in surprise when they hear your panicked shrieks of "ACK!! CAT?!?! CAAAT!!!!!"
posted by fraula at 6:33 AM on March 12, 2012

They missed a great opportunity to have the cat knead the shit out of that guy when he was laying on his back.
posted by orme at 7:01 AM on March 12, 2012

hilarious!!! i would say cat-guru
posted by johnstendicom at 7:42 AM on March 12, 2012

I like Bat Fight better.
posted by Brocktoon at 7:51 AM on March 12, 2012

Should have just put it in a wheelie bin.
posted by afx237vi at 8:21 AM on March 12, 2012 [1 favorite]

Something something Matrix something ScottPilgrim something.
posted by Kevtaro at 8:22 AM on March 12, 2012

Yep, that was really unnecessary, a standard "cat jail" (upside down laundry basket), would have taken care of the situation.
posted by HuronBob at 8:54 AM on March 12, 2012 [2 favorites]

But it's okay because the cat got better.
posted by Apocryphon at 10:57 AM on March 12, 2012

Looks like another job for Les Chats Ninjas!
posted by briank at 11:24 AM on March 12, 2012

I never thought I'd say it but the latest Herman Cain ad is starting to bring me around on this flat tax thing.
posted by nanojath at 11:30 AM on March 12, 2012

I would have loved to have sat in the room when they came up with that video.
posted by cbsnewsjunky at 2:42 PM on March 12, 2012

I was disappointed at the pointless silliness of it. And then the helicopter happened and I lost my shit in a major fashion.
posted by Decani at 3:10 PM on March 12, 2012

Gifted kids have the most fun.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 8:33 PM on March 12, 2012