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What, no Pepsi Blue?
March 13, 2012 2:55 PM   Subscribe


 
You're My Boy, Blue
posted by defenestration at 2:57 PM on March 13, 2012 [10 favorites]


Is there a plane named Pepsi Blue?
posted by KokuRyu at 2:57 PM on March 13, 2012 [12 favorites]


I'm waiting for

Just Another Blue Victim of the Ambient Morality
No More Mr Blue Guy
I Thought He Was With Blue

On the other hand, "I Blue Your Mother" is just a bit rude.
posted by George_Spiggott at 2:59 PM on March 13, 2012 [8 favorites]


sounds quite Banksian...
posted by oonh at 3:01 PM on March 13, 2012


I just blue myself?
posted by backseatpilot at 3:01 PM on March 13, 2012 [14 favorites]


Seems to be a bit lacking in gravitas.
posted by Pope Guilty at 3:03 PM on March 13, 2012 [13 favorites]


Seems to be a bit lacking in gravitas.

I should hope so, they're meant to fly
posted by dismas at 3:04 PM on March 13, 2012 [41 favorites]


This is so incredibly dorky that I can't help but giggle.
posted by weewooweewoo at 3:04 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Blue blue blue....
posted by The Whelk at 3:08 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Blue Plane Group
posted by chavenet at 3:10 PM on March 13, 2012 [4 favorites]


I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Blue
posted by dephlogisticated at 3:10 PM on March 13, 2012 [48 favorites]


I want to fly in the ROU Blue Tornado.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:12 PM on March 13, 2012


Where's Blue Velvet? Blue Movies? Blue My Nose?
posted by latkes at 3:13 PM on March 13, 2012


I wonder if anybody's refused to board a plane named "It's all over now, Baby Blue"?
posted by gauche at 3:14 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


This blue my mind.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:14 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


Cool Papa blue.
posted by allkindsoftime at 3:15 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


I just blue myself?
posted by backseatpilot at 3:01 PM on March 13 [+] [!]


or I Just Blue My Load.

Also, eponyswhatsisface.
posted by George_Spiggott at 3:16 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Seems to be a bit lacking in gravitas.

Almost Blue?
posted by gwint at 3:17 PM on March 13, 2012


latkes:

They have Blue Velvet.
posted by defenestration at 3:17 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


These jokes are getting pretty blue.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:18 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


I actually like this one.
posted by latkes at 3:19 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


Christened by Andrew Dice Clay: Little Boy Blue (He Needed the Money)
posted by dr_dank at 3:19 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue Balls.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 3:20 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


I just came to favorite all the Culture jokes I knew would be here.

Peace Makes Blue.
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 3:22 PM on March 13, 2012 [6 favorites]


defenestration: "They have Blue Velvet."

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!
posted by schmod at 3:22 PM on March 13, 2012 [3 favorites]


Blue-Tail Fly?
posted by The Bellman at 3:22 PM on March 13, 2012


What, no Pepsi Blue?

"Etjay Luebay" is cute though
posted by BungaDunga at 3:23 PM on March 13, 2012


She Blue my nose and then she Blue my mind?
posted by dfm500 at 3:24 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Oh look, there it is in the title. Dammit to all hell.
posted by BungaDunga at 3:25 PM on March 13, 2012


both engines on the starboard wing just Blue?
posted by "Elbows" O'Donoghue at 3:25 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


Oh they missed a real opportunity here -- they should have gone with "L'Avion Blue".
posted by The Bellman at 3:25 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Virgin America names their planes after actual virgins from Burlingame High School.
posted by mullacc at 3:28 PM on March 13, 2012 [8 favorites]


This is how it starts.
posted by verb at 3:30 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


Virgin America names their planes after actual virgins from Burlingame High School.

So, they have only one plane, and his name is Kent?

Bah dum bump, khsss. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 3:44 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


defenestration: "They have Blue Velvet."

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!


Is it weird that I've always wanted to be on a flight where the oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling, just so I could make that joke?
posted by Strange Interlude at 3:45 PM on March 13, 2012 [4 favorites]


The Bluegrass jet's engines sound more like banjos than turbines.
posted by Burhanistan at 3:45 PM on March 13, 2012


I wonder if Santa Monica knows about this.
posted by thomas j wise at 3:45 PM on March 13, 2012


Seems to be a bit lacking in gravitas.

They must have Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out.
posted by Argyle at 3:52 PM on March 13, 2012 [3 favorites]


If they're going with this theme, I'm sure they...

Yep. Good.
posted by koeselitz at 3:54 PM on March 13, 2012




God damn it I came in here all ready to make Culture references and you have all beat me to it

truly I am among my (much faster and cleverer) people

Poke It With A Blue
posted by zennish at 3:59 PM on March 13, 2012


The NY to LA flight, staffed by lovely flight attendants named Jezebel: Blue Balls.
posted by wensink at 4:00 PM on March 13, 2012


Ever been stuck on the tarmac in something called "Blue Cheese"? Not pleasant.
posted by mattoxic at 4:01 PM on March 13, 2012


There is their Red Sox plane...
posted by SillyShepherd at 4:09 PM on March 13, 2012


Do they have a plane called My Dog Blue?
posted by SillyShepherd at 4:10 PM on March 13, 2012


There is their Red Sox plane...

Blue the '86 World Series
posted by Knappster at 4:14 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


I see they don't have a Blue Area. Perhaps it's been ostracized for nonconsensual mind reading.
posted by oneirodynia at 4:18 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


The Peter Pan bus line names all of its buses after things in the JM Barrie book. I've been trying to find a list of these online and have failed.
posted by sciencegeek at 4:20 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


I fail at my culture brainstorming, so I'm left with Blue Flu/Flew
posted by Chekhovian at 4:23 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue Steel.
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:30 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


It's very dark in the pressurized cabin. You may be eaten by a Blue.
posted by LionIndex at 4:35 PM on March 13, 2012 [7 favorites]


Bentley dog ostrich. Tomato, horse pancake?
posted by Afroblanco at 4:40 PM on March 13, 2012




What a stupid thing to do.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 4:42 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


hamburger
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 4:44 PM on March 13, 2012


I guess now's as good a time as any to pull out my IBM joke. If Kasparov had won, I was gonna have bumperstickers printed that read
Deep BLEW
...next time I'll (GSV) Just ReadThe Instructions...
posted by ergomatic at 4:47 PM on March 13, 2012


> "Etjay Luebay" is cute though

I didn't know that they gave all their planes adorable names, so I was a little disturbed when I saw it while waiting to board. But then my anti-anxiety pills kicked in and I just giggled.
posted by The corpse in the library at 4:52 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


I hope one is "I hardly blue her."
posted by OnTheLastCastle at 4:52 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue By You?
posted by ergomatic at 4:54 PM on March 13, 2012


The link isn't working for me so I'll assume there's a Blue Streak and Blue Meanie.
posted by troika at 4:57 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue Angels are still cooler.
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:00 PM on March 13, 2012


#nerdbird
posted by bendy at 5:05 PM on March 13, 2012


Cool Hand Bluke
You're My Boy, Blue
Bluke, I Am Your Father
posted by Renoroc at 5:07 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Blue Jet over Kentucky
posted by droplet at 5:07 PM on March 13, 2012


This Plane Is R-R-R-R-Royal Blue!
posted by jabberjaw at 5:16 PM on March 13, 2012


Betty Blue
Thar She Blue!
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish!
Blue (Kieslowski)
Blue Bird
Tea for Blue and Blue for you
As Blue Like it
The Taming of the Blue
posted by vacapinta at 5:19 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]




Blue By You
posted by ShutterBun at 5:24 PM on March 13, 2012


(in red)

"If this text is blue, you're going too fast"
posted by pompomtom at 5:27 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


It should actually be, "Etjay Ueblay".

/edantpay
posted by trip and a half at 5:31 PM on March 13, 2012 [4 favorites]


As long as the planes aren't made by the Blu(e)th company.
posted by arcticseal at 5:38 PM on March 13, 2012


I would certainly fly on a plane called Blue, Blue, Electric Blue.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:50 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


What, no Pepsi Blue?

Do we care because this website is also blue? If so... maybe this should have gone in metatalk?

I mean, this is just dumb marketing gimmick. There isn't really anything 'interesting' about it.

Maybe Matt could get an endorsement or something. Like a flash video overlay of a plane flying across the screen or something. I block ads everywhere, so it's not like it would affect me
posted by delmoi at 5:51 PM on March 13, 2012


Also, how is there not a Blue Valentine?

She sends me blue valentines
To remind me of my cardinal sin
I can never wash the guilt
Or get these bloodstains off my hands
And it takes a lot of whiskey
To take this nightmare away
And I cut my bleeding heart out every night


Oh, right. Nevermind.
posted by dephlogisticated at 6:03 PM on March 13, 2012 [2 favorites]


No Blue's Clues?

Or Deep Blue Sea?

Or Blue Christmas? (thankyouverymuch)

Or Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di? (sorry for the earworm)

Or Blue Costello? (which plane is on first?)

Or Blue-to? (Popeye probably vetoed it)

Or Blue-pers?

Or Ka-blue-y? (okay, maybe not good for an airplane)
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:14 PM on March 13, 2012


JetBlue Fenway.
posted by D_I at 6:23 PM on March 13, 2012


I was looking for 'On The Blue'
posted by sfts2 at 6:39 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


I blue myself early
posted by anotherbrick at 7:55 PM on March 13, 2012


Windsor Blue #17.
posted by dirtdirt at 8:00 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue Costello: Hey Abbot! I heard you became a major shareholder in the airline, I bet you know all the names of the planes!

Abbot: Well, yeah, there's that plane, Blue Up—

Costello: OH MY GAWD!!!! Was anyone on it?

On what?

etc...
posted by Jon_Evil at 8:02 PM on March 13, 2012 [1 favorite]


Red Barchetta—D'OH!
posted by not_on_display at 9:39 PM on March 13, 2012


Blue-sky thinking?
posted by das1969 at 1:37 AM on March 14, 2012


trip and a half: "It should actually be, "Etjay Ueblay".

/edantpay
"

I-ay uz-way aiting-way or-fay omeone-say oo-tay ay-say at-thay.
posted by Gordafarin at 4:46 AM on March 14, 2012


#006699
posted by iamkimiam at 5:06 AM on March 14, 2012 [1 favorite]


JetBlue's computers are going to give rise to Culture AIs, aren't they? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_of_the_Culture_setting
posted by Mr. Excellent at 7:06 AM on March 14, 2012


♫Everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go
Well I don't think so
But I'm gonna take a look around it though
Blue I love you♫

Hm, that'll never fly..
posted by obscurator at 7:28 AM on March 14, 2012


Blue Shadows (On The Trail)
posted by lipsum at 3:47 PM on March 14, 2012


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