bomb them with porn

October 12, 2001 9:07 PM

bomb them with porn The search didn't turn this up, so here it goes: High brow (hack. cough.) humor at it's finest:

These 'bombs' are made up of the Western civilization's best skin and muff shots ever put into print. Imagine millions of pages of XXX porn carpeting the rugged Afghan terrain. You've seen what the women over there are forced to wear. When the Taliban forces get to see what they are missing, they will be too distracted to fight. They won't be polishing their rifles, they will be too busy polishing something else.

It's the porn bomb. Spread the love. Pass the Playboy.
posted by eljuanbobo (9 comments total)

Man that sure was hilarious. Lightening the mood was just what this place needed too
posted by rabbit at 9:10 PM on October 12, 2001

I was discussing something like this a few weeks ago over breakfast with friends. We concluded that because of the level of repression under the Taleban, hardcore porno* would be overkill. Start with the underwear section of the J C Penny catalog. Considering the natural and inevitable escalation of pornography (see step 2**), a gradual upping of the smut-quotient should keep the peace for 15-20 years.

* "porno" is a funnier word than "porn".
** That link makes me laugh and shiver at the same time. The text is all over the place.
posted by joemaller at 11:33 PM on October 12, 2001

Not exactly a new idea--the US tried pornbombing Hitler in WWII, theorizing it might drive him over the edge. It didn't work.
posted by StOne at 12:31 AM on October 13, 2001

No! Precious porno! YOU'RE WASTING IT!
posted by dong_resin at 12:48 AM on October 13, 2001

Indeed. Let's keep the porn for ourselves. It's hardc enough to get a date with Jenna as it is...
posted by fooljay at 2:14 AM on October 13, 2001

now that's really da bomb.

(I can't believe I just wrote that...)
posted by andrewraff at 4:15 AM on October 13, 2001

Praise the Lord and pass the astroglide.
posted by Dirjy at 2:14 PM on October 13, 2001

Would this make it a holey war?
posted by bregdan at 4:48 PM on October 14, 2001

but porno is bad.
posted by mikeyb at 5:04 PM on October 14, 2001