Movies as Code
March 25, 2012 8:23 AM Subscribe
I can't tell which is greater: The feeling of elation I have that this cleverness exists (and my own pride for being able to understand it), or the despair that I know few people who would get it or find it funny.
posted by ChipT at 8:46 AM on March 25, 2012
posted by ChipT at 8:46 AM on March 25, 2012
#titanic { float: none; }Har!
But that's markup, not code.
posted by mazola at 8:50 AM on March 25, 2012 [7 favorites]
But that's markup, not code.
posted by mcstayinskool at 8:53 AM on March 25, 2012 [7 favorites]
@mixin iceberg { float:none; } #titanic { @include iceberg; }there i fixed it
posted by mcstayinskool at 8:53 AM on March 25, 2012 [7 favorites]
Limbo needs to be written
posted by mcstayinskool at 8:54 AM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by mcstayinskool at 8:54 AM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
Close Encounters of the Third Kind:
encounters:nth-child(3) {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}
I know close to nada about code, but I'm a smart enough individual to at least infer what they're getting at. Like this one. I understood! And it was funny.
posted by FirstMateKate at 8:56 AM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
encounters:nth-child(3) {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}
I know close to nada about code, but I'm a smart enough individual to at least infer what they're getting at. Like this one. I understood! And it was funny.
posted by FirstMateKate at 8:56 AM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
You're nerdy and you know it.
posted by crunchland at 9:07 AM on March 25, 2012
posted by crunchland at 9:07 AM on March 25, 2012
If you're nerdy and you know it, write some code. *clap clap*
posted by hippybear at 10:11 AM on March 25, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by hippybear at 10:11 AM on March 25, 2012 [4 favorites]
I love this - the shorter ones are funniest, IMHO.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:07 AM on March 25, 2012
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:07 AM on March 25, 2012
Like coding, as in Hollywood screenwriting, there's one typewriterkeyboard, and thousand copierscopy-paste operations.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:08 PM on March 25, 2012
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:08 PM on March 25, 2012
karathrace: Codewise it's correct. They start with 0, which defaults to "money", and then "power" and "women" get added step by step.
I now return to my HTML5-rendition of "Se7en".
posted by KMB at 12:22 PM on March 25, 2012
I now return to my HTML5-rendition of "Se7en".
posted by KMB at 12:22 PM on March 25, 2012
these are great.
Cowboys and Aliens:
Cowboys and Aliens:
<?php include("movie.php"); include("cowboys.php"); include("aliens.php"); startMovie(); ?>posted by memebake at 1:52 PM on March 25, 2012
Titanic wasn't a movie. people died. it was the 9-11/Reichstag fire of global warming. The world must be made safe from icebergs.
posted by zachhouston at 2:49 PM on March 25, 2012
posted by zachhouston at 2:49 PM on March 25, 2012
> If you're nerdy and you know it, write some code. *clap clap*
Why write code twice when you could just write twice as much code?
Why write code twice when you could just write twice as much code?
for (i = 0; i < 2; i++) {posted by lucidium at 2:50 PM on March 25, 2012
clap();
}
I really, really want somebody to write the loops in Primer.
posted by AsYouKnow Bob at 3:28 PM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by AsYouKnow Bob at 3:28 PM on March 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
I really, really want somebody to write the loops in Primer.
I hate to say it, but that film is just a bunch of GOTOs.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:42 PM on March 25, 2012 [3 favorites]
I hate to say it, but that film is just a bunch of GOTOs.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:42 PM on March 25, 2012 [3 favorites]
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