Californian to Texan translation guide
March 26, 2012 7:26 PM   Subscribe

Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, the Lone Star State has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide.
posted by Chocolate Pickle (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I get that it's a joke but maybe let the joke speak for itself and not assume folks will read tags. -- jessamyn



 
Moving from California to Texas for a job? Why not just skip a step and move to China?
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:31 PM on March 26, 2012 [1 favorite]


Not really from any governmental agency, but rather created seemingly by one snarky citizen of the Republic Of Texas.
posted by hippybear at 7:31 PM on March 26, 2012


Compensation Package : Minimum Wage
posted by ethansr at 7:32 PM on March 26, 2012


This is they type of thing people's Aunt Edna's post on Facebook walls or forward as chain emails. Blunt-witted and hoary --- I think there's a joke on there about the Regan administration.
posted by Diablevert at 7:32 PM on March 26, 2012


It's a joke as much as his "UNDO: Stop the march to socialism, vote GOP 2012" Cafe Press items.
posted by filthy light thief at 7:33 PM on March 26, 2012


And there are enough Californians who use the Texas definitions to pass Proposition 8. YMMV.
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:33 PM on March 26, 2012


Jackassy email forward to Metafilter FPP translation guide:
It's a joke, folks! = This post was deleted for the following reason: lame.
posted by RogerB at 7:34 PM on March 26, 2012


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