+++INHALE - CALM!!!+++ +++EXHALE - RELAX!!!+++
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YOUR TENSION HAS BEEN EXTERMINATED
EXTERMINATED
posted by leotrotsky at 8:38 PM on April 8, 2012 [11 favorites]
EXTERMINATED
posted by leotrotsky at 8:38 PM on April 8, 2012 [11 favorites]
I love Dalek's. They are cute and comical.
But I found this really unsettling.
posted by munchingzombie at 8:41 PM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
But I found this really unsettling.
posted by munchingzombie at 8:41 PM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
I have the giggles. That's a sort of relaxing isn't it?
posted by adamt at 8:42 PM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by adamt at 8:42 PM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]
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posted by leotrotsky at 8:44 PM on April 8, 2012 [5 favorites]
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posted by leotrotsky at 8:44 PM on April 8, 2012 [5 favorites]
Night Music with the Vashta Nerada
posted by leotrotsky at 8:45 PM on April 8, 2012 [9 favorites]
posted by leotrotsky at 8:45 PM on April 8, 2012 [9 favorites]
Cybermen Dubstep
posted by leotrotsky at 8:46 PM on April 8, 2012 [10 favorites]
posted by leotrotsky at 8:46 PM on April 8, 2012 [10 favorites]
LOOK AROUND YOU.
LOOK AROUND YOU.
CAN YOU TELL WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR?
WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE DOCTOR. HE WILL BE EXTERMINATED.
posted by schmod at 8:46 PM on April 8, 2012 [18 favorites]
LOOK AROUND YOU.
CAN YOU TELL WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR?
WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE DOCTOR. HE WILL BE EXTERMINATED.
posted by schmod at 8:46 PM on April 8, 2012 [18 favorites]
The timing is just perfect. The way the Dalek's injunctions to relax keep coming just a half-beat too soon, putting you even more on edge.... That's damned fine editing.
posted by ThatFuzzyBastard at 8:53 PM on April 8, 2012 [25 favorites]
posted by ThatFuzzyBastard at 8:53 PM on April 8, 2012 [25 favorites]
BEGIN RELAXATION IN THREE TWO ONE
YOU ARE NOW RELAXED
posted by The Whelk at 9:01 PM on April 8, 2012
YOU ARE NOW RELAXED
posted by The Whelk at 9:01 PM on April 8, 2012
Oh my god this made my fucking night.... thank you!!!!!
posted by theartandsound at 9:05 PM on April 8, 2012
posted by theartandsound at 9:05 PM on April 8, 2012
When I start writing for Doctor Who, my first episode is going to be titled WARDANCE OF THE DALEKS.
Just picture it.
posted by dunkadunc at 9:14 PM on April 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
Just picture it.
posted by dunkadunc at 9:14 PM on April 8, 2012 [1 favorite]
TURN TAPE OVER
posted by Nomyte at 9:36 PM on April 8, 2012 [7 favorites]
posted by Nomyte at 9:36 PM on April 8, 2012 [7 favorites]
I spent most of this week crying over his Spacey
posted by Damienmce at 9:51 PM on April 8, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by Damienmce at 9:51 PM on April 8, 2012 [4 favorites]
Imagine some future where the Doctor shows up and the Daleks have all been converted to espresso machines. No danger any longer. Nothing to see here, move along.
posted by Goofyy at 11:06 PM on April 8, 2012
posted by Goofyy at 11:06 PM on April 8, 2012
Cats can also help you relax. Daleks love cats.
posted by St. Sorryass at 11:20 PM on April 8, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by St. Sorryass at 11:20 PM on April 8, 2012 [3 favorites]
Daleks are up there with Cthulhu in terms of horrifying beings who, for some reason, it's easy to make jokes about.
For example: An entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on "Dalek"
posted by JHarris at 11:39 PM on April 8, 2012 [3 favorites]
For example: An entry in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on "Dalek"
posted by JHarris at 11:39 PM on April 8, 2012 [3 favorites]
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA
I've actually had that for my ringtone. It was actually freaking people out, so I had to change it...
posted by KTamas at 4:12 AM on April 9, 2012 [3 favorites]
I've actually had that for my ringtone. It was actually freaking people out, so I had to change it...
posted by KTamas at 4:12 AM on April 9, 2012 [3 favorites]
Work diligently, ardently, patiently, and persistently. You are bound to be successful, bound to be successful.
posted by flabdablet at 4:50 AM on April 9, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 4:50 AM on April 9, 2012 [1 favorite]
MEDITATE! MEDITATE!
posted by Iteki at 5:36 AM on April 9, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by Iteki at 5:36 AM on April 9, 2012 [3 favorites]
Imagine some future where the Doctor shows up and the Daleks have all been converted to espresso machines.
CAFFEINATE! CAFFEINATE!
Look, people- I don't like this any more than you do, but somebody had to do it.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:43 AM on April 9, 2012 [6 favorites]
CAFFEINATE! CAFFEINATE!
Look, people- I don't like this any more than you do, but somebody had to do it.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:43 AM on April 9, 2012 [6 favorites]
Hearing this on Peter Serafinowicz's podcast almost had me doubling up in the sauces aisle of Tesco. Almost as good as the T-WOG$.
posted by rory at 10:26 AM on April 9, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by rory at 10:26 AM on April 9, 2012 [1 favorite]
This kept me up for ages last night. I was laughing, but it's still the least relaxing thing I have ever heard.
posted by jb at 11:11 AM on April 9, 2012
posted by jb at 11:11 AM on April 9, 2012
Googling "Peter Serafinowicz's podcast" only turned up the 2009 Radio Spiritworld and a temporary stint on "Joy of 6". More info, plz! Thx.
posted by whuppy at 11:30 AM on April 9, 2012
posted by whuppy at 11:30 AM on April 9, 2012
Almost as good as the T-WOG$
Nope. Too British.
Sorry. Appreciate the effort. But not a clue there.
posted by Naberius at 11:56 AM on April 9, 2012
Nope. Too British.
Sorry. Appreciate the effort. But not a clue there.
posted by Naberius at 11:56 AM on April 9, 2012
temporary stint on "Joy of 6". More info, plz!
That's the one. Experience the Joy of 6.
Nope. Too British.
Irish, actually. Maybe watching Terry Wogan hosting Never Mind the Buzzcocks will help? He's a gentle, cardigan-wearing sort of fellow, not known for his love of the dubstep.
posted by rory at 1:17 PM on April 9, 2012 [2 favorites]
That's the one. Experience the Joy of 6.
Nope. Too British.
Irish, actually. Maybe watching Terry Wogan hosting Never Mind the Buzzcocks will help? He's a gentle, cardigan-wearing sort of fellow, not known for his love of the dubstep.
posted by rory at 1:17 PM on April 9, 2012 [2 favorites]
Oh God. I had trouble sleeping last night so I tried what I usually do -- deep breaths and focusing on breathing -- and all I could hear in my head was 'INHALE -- CALM...... EXHALE -- RELAX!!'
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:40 AM on April 10, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:40 AM on April 10, 2012 [2 favorites]
OH GOD IT HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT AAAAAGGHH
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:04 AM on April 11, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by PercussivePaul at 12:04 AM on April 11, 2012 [3 favorites]
I just came home from a terrifically shitty day in what's been a pretty shitty week. I was a ball of tension, so stressed I could barely eat dinner. And um, I knew what I had to do. I just listened to this five times in a row. Is it a bad sign that I found it therapeutic?
Make that six. Annnnd seven. Probably a bad sign. eight
posted by PercussivePaul at 3:32 PM on April 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
Make that six. Annnnd seven. Probably a bad sign. eight
posted by PercussivePaul at 3:32 PM on April 11, 2012 [1 favorite]
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