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October 15, 2001 9:10 PM   Subscribe

Arf-arf! Yip! Bow wow! Grrrruf! Pant pant. What's the matter? You'd understand me better if you had a dog translator.
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posted by bloggboy at 9:23 PM on October 15, 2001


I just translated my dog's barks, and she's saying: "Why are we still in DC, asshole - don't you know anthrax effects dogs too? Let's blow town now, or I'm making like Lassie and saving somebody in Idaho."

No, I don't actually have a dog, but that's what she'd be saying...
posted by GriffX at 9:26 PM on October 15, 2001


Obligatory Far Side reference: the one cartoon where the guy invents a translator to understand what dogs are saying, and discovers it's "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ..."
posted by kindall at 9:29 PM on October 15, 2001


I always liked the Far Side where the dogs are sitting in front of the closet door, and one dog says to the other "OK - now let's start barking at the door like crazy, watch him freak out" or something like that.
posted by GriffX at 9:38 PM on October 15, 2001


"Whoa, my breath smells like ass!"
posted by machaus at 9:47 PM on October 15, 2001


I'm sure there a few canines who'd like a translator for "Bad dog!"
posted by dhartung at 11:20 PM on October 15, 2001


A dog poem :

"Are you going to eat that?"
"Are you going to eat that?"
"Are you going to eat that?"
"I'll eat that."
posted by dong_resin at 12:50 AM on October 16, 2001


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