Comments on: Rambo. John Rambo. Like you've never seen him before.

Rambo. John Rambo. Like you've never seen him before.

zardoz — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:26:21 -0800

RAMBO: LAST BLOOD. Flash game. But not really a game. I think.

By: TheophileEscargot

TheophileEscargot — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:41:21 -0800

Whoa! What does the phone do though? Tried a few random numbers but didn't get anywhere.

By: RonButNotStupid

RonButNotStupid — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:45:10 -0800

TheophileEscargot: That's very strange. Who you gonna call?

By: pharm

pharm — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:50:24 -0800

Saw this on RPS. Fantastic. Sadly there isn't an ending sequence. You either light up Valhalla or not & that's it.

By: to sir with millipedes

to sir with millipedes — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:52:12 -0800

Theophile -- notice the ghostbusters' ghost trap on the right? Perhaps you need to call the Ghostbusters (they're ready to believe you.)

By: coolxcool=rad

coolxcool=rad — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:12:39 -0800

ugh, finally got VALHALA and NOTHING. It was kinda fun though.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:17:49 -0800

NICE

By: KHAAAN!

KHAAAN! — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:18:34 -0800

I played it all the way through, and yeah, it's cute and funny, in that ironic, stoner-tainted way that things are funny now. I would have preferred blowing shit up, honestly. I did like the Ghostbusters reference, though. It's good to know all the massive amounts of useless information my brain likes to remember occasionally comes in handy.

By: adamdschneider

adamdschneider — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:27:10 -0800

I was hoping this post meant it had an ending now, but according to coolxcool=rad, it still doesn't. Alas.

By: This, of course, alludes to you

This, of course, alludes to you — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:31:14 -0800

in that ironic, stoner-tainted way that things are funny now
do you think if we fix the economy that will go away probably not but one can hope

By: clvrmnky

clvrmnky — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:50:35 -0800

I can't get past the boss on the third level. How do you get around the whip once you kill the goons?

By: leotrotsky

leotrotsky — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:21:00 -0800

555-2368: Ghostbusters #

By: DC Centrist

DC Centrist — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:27:09 -0800

Definitely would have liked to see more of an end sequence, as well as a Hell sequence for failing to make amends with anybody.

By: nanojath

nanojath — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:57:49 -0800

You either light up Valhalla or not & that's it. Ugh I know, right? It's like, hey, one-joke-flash-game creators, I know your resources are small but my requirements of closure are equally paltry. I'm just looking for justification for spending an extra 4 minutes replaying the game for a "perfect score." I would take pretty much anything, a splash screen showing John Rambo in an icon pose with the caption "This Time We Got to Win", you know, or whatever.

By: FatherDagon

FatherDagon — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:08:35 -0800

I did like the Ghostbusters reference, though. I believe you mean references, plural. Check out the painting gallery.

By: FatherDagon

FatherDagon — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:09:23 -0800

the answer is Ghostbusters II