Comments on: Can I be the little spoon?

Can I be the little spoon?

FirstMateKate — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:41:59 -0800

Bon Iver is standing in the snow with his shirt off, just listening.[SLTumblr]

Bon Iver Erotic Stories: SFW, for the most part.

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:49:54 -0800

I think one of my friends is headed to his studio as we speak. I should send this to him to make things awkward.

By: ennui.bz

ennui.bz — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:03:29 -0800

Does Bon Iver like Cling-Film?

By: invitapriore

invitapriore — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:12:41 -0800

These are genius, though they're at their best when they don't lean on the "lol hipster commercialism" crutch.

By: ThatCanadianGirl

ThatCanadianGirl — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:15:06 -0800

This is hilarious. Really well done.

By: chococat

chococat — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:18:17 -0800

Ha, that's funny.

By: Bunny Ultramod

Bunny Ultramod — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:35:28 -0800

Bon Iver is a band. These are photos of Justin Vernon. I guess it's confusing to me. It's like if there was a photo of Geddy Lee eating ice cream and the caption read RUSH LOVES MINT CHIP.

By: PinkMoose

PinkMoose — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:38:25 -0800

Justin Vernon is fourth on my list of hipster singer song writers i would perform outdoor fellatio with. I can share the rest of the list, if you would like.

By: Bunny Ultramod

Bunny Ultramod — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:42:50 -0800

Just let me know whose is twenty-eighth.

By: arsey

arsey — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:43:51 -0800

I can share the rest of the list, if you would like. Only if the list is in tumblr form.

By: jason_steakums

jason_steakums — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:50:15 -0800

It's like if there was a photo of Geddy Lee eating ice cream and the caption read RUSH LOVES MINT CHIP. I... kinda want to start a Tumblr like that now. Nothing but pictures of David Lee Roth and the blog title will be Van Halen is a Pretty Cool Guy and Eh Doesn't Afraid of Anything.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:09:51 -0800

Bon Iver must have known I would wear his workshirts to bed while he was away. He left me gifts in the breast pocket of each - a tiny shell, a dried flower, a pinecone. That's just fucking genius.

By: item

item — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:32:48 -0800

Bon Iver is a band. These are photos of Justin Vernon. I guess it's confusing to me. It's like if there was a photo of Geddy Lee eating ice cream and the caption read RUSH LOVES MINT CHIP. I think it's fairly safe to assume that that's a good portion of the joke here.

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:52:57 -0800

Whoa. Sexy. Does he really have the Pythagorean Theorem tattooed on the inside of his upper arm like that?

By: anigbrowl

anigbrowl — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:54:15 -0800

I saw Vernon last Saturday. He's shaved his beard off.

By: You Should See the Other Guy

You Should See the Other Guy — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:03:12 -0800

Fantastic. Thanks.

By: helmutdog

helmutdog — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:26:44 -0800

Are these the horny thoughts of Zoey Deschanel's character from New Girl? Oh Jess - you want me to pretend to be Bon Iver, AGAIN? Okay - then you be Feist.

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:33:57 -0800

This morning, after our passionate and tender lovemaking, Bon Iver brought me fresh-brewed coffee in a mug he'd carved out of the branch of a tree that fell in the wind. I sipped it while he hummed and assembled his ice-fishing gear. This is why the internet exists.

By: Harvey Kilobit

Harvey Kilobit — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:35:57 -0800

That's one soulful-looking orange knitted cap you've got there.

By: blastrid

blastrid — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:58:12 -0800

Bon Iver is a band. These are photos of Justin Vernon. Sure, that is probably part of the joke here. But Justin Vernon is Bon Iver, like Sam Beam is Iron & Wine. It's not a full band photo they put beside reviews of Bon Iver music...

By: honey-barbara

honey-barbara — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:38:51 -0800

Yesterday we adopted a Siberian husky puppy. We committed to feeding him a locavore diet and loving him forever. Bon Iver fitted a sidecar to his cold-war motorcycle so the dog can accompany him to the lake. We named him Homespun. Justin, Husky, motorcycle, lake = Sploosh! [ I'm going to assume he's wearing a flannel shirt to complete this erotic picture. ]

By: apricot

apricot — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:27:57 -0800

God, sometimes I love the internet.

By: Mezentian

Mezentian — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:15:00 -0800

God, sometimes I am so confused by the internet.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 02:46:54 -0800

I keep thinking its the guy from ac/dc.

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 05:22:30 -0800

Harvey Kilobit: Damn straight, that's a soulful-looking orange knitted hat. A soulful-looking orange knitted cap that I MADE, thank you very much. Best damned finished object photo EVER

By: peagood

peagood — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:09:08 -0800

I pictured Justin Timberlake as Bon Iver in all of these. And then Bon Iver showed up, handed me a piece of sloughed tree bark, telling me wordlessly that it was as thick as his skin - then left to put fallen baby birds back in their nests, after covering me with his least-favourite flannel shirt. I remained on my sofa feeling regretful and drinking my ham water while petting my cat.

By: fuq

fuq — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:03:05 -0800

Who's Bonny Bear?

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:09:48 -0800

drinking my ham water what

By: ruhroh

ruhroh — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:12:27 -0800

drinking my ham water i think you mean hot ham water.

By: octobersurprise

octobersurprise — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:14:02 -0800

Justin Vernon is fourth on my list of hipster singer song writers i would perform outdoor fellatio with. I can share the rest of the list, if you would like. I'm just curious if you have a list for indoor fellatio, also.

By: rumposinc

rumposinc — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:01:58 -0800

I love this and it finally explains my Bon Ivar deafness. My musical coming of age and current listening catalog should accommodate Bon Ivar, but I can't get all the way through a single song on any album. I don't think the author of this tumblr could make this and not love Bon Ivar, which is what makes it so good and so funny, but for me it is a kind of meta-analysis of Bon Ivar (band) that captures what my deal is. Namely, that more than I want 4 0 minutes of cunnilingus that inspires songwriting, I want the band equivalent of the lover who will volunteer to call the pizza order in expressly so I can be pathologically socially avoidant.

By: PinkMoose

PinkMoose — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:49:26 -0800

i do have an indoor list, but there is a bit of an overlap.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:41:19 -0800

WHAT IS HAM WATER SOMEONE TELL ME

By: !Jim

!Jim — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:58:46 -0800

I love both this and Bon Iver.

By: clvrmnky

clvrmnky — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:10:41 -0800

I don't get these "pics of some maybe famous guy and copy about how sexy they are" tumblrs. I don't get it, so get off my lawn.

By: orme

orme — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:15:58 -0800

This is a goldmine! I can't wait to annoy the shit out of my girlfriend with this stuff!

By: CaseyB

CaseyB — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:30:14 -0800

elizardbits: This is a lousy edit, but it'll show you the origin.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:03:47 -0800

Bon Iver is just one of those things I do not get and will not try to understand. But I can't help but wonder why he is standing in so many fields of tall grass.

By: peagood

peagood — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:25:03 -0800

mrgrimm: "Never let a photographer take you outside. That just means he has a tree he wants to take a picture of and he needs someone to stand in front of it. You don't see Madonna out in fuckin' cornfields!" — Paul Westerberg