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May 3, 2012 4:52 PM   Subscribe

Friends Reimagined #theonewhere is a hashtag that is increasing in popularity and strangeness, used by twitizens to reminisce about Friends episodes which may or may not have actually happened.
posted by nímwunnan (45 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
I've seen these pop up in my Twitterfeed, but man, the ones my friends were retweeting were a lot funnier than these bunch.
posted by Kitteh at 5:00 PM on May 3, 2012


Such as?
posted by nímwunnan at 5:02 PM on May 3, 2012 [6 favorites]


I liked the episode where everyone remembered watching Candle Cove as a child.
posted by Saydur at 5:08 PM on May 3, 2012 [6 favorites]


#theonewhere Ross and Jerry walk in on Joey and Elaine at George and Phoebes' bris of their son Kramer. Newman cries.
posted by wcfields at 5:09 PM on May 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


Who can forget the episode where we learn the Friends only exist in the crazed mind of Dr Drake Ramoray?
posted by drezdn at 5:18 PM on May 3, 2012 [6 favorites]


I have a hard time believing that this post and this comment from a couple of days ago are unrelated.
posted by All Out of Lulz at 5:21 PM on May 3, 2012 [3 favorites]


#theonewhere the Friends go on holiday to the UK, meeting the Queen, amusingly wearing bowler hats and such. On a day trip to the Scottish islands, Joey is burnt to death in a giant ceremonial wicker figure.
posted by jaduncan at 5:24 PM on May 3, 2012 [7 favorites]


@All Out of Lulz -- o_O !
posted by nímwunnan at 5:26 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere Susan, Emily, and Rachel become The Kindly Ones and extract their horrible revenge upon Ross, only to be foiled by Marcel at the last minute.
posted by m0nm0n at 5:35 PM on May 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


#theonewhere it turned out that Ross was only a holographic representation of Monica's childhood trauma at the hands of evil hillbillies and Rachel was chosen to travel to the 9th dimension.
posted by cerulgalactus at 5:36 PM on May 3, 2012


The one where they all watched that video of prom where Ross gave that lovelorn look at Rachel as she walked out the door. He gets really embarrassed. She kisses him.

Am I doing this right?
posted by eyeballkid at 5:38 PM on May 3, 2012


The one where they play that awesome trivia game!
posted by m0nm0n at 5:43 PM on May 3, 2012


I'm reading the Twitter feed & one of the top tweets is this post. I think I just found a mobius strip of information.
posted by scalefree at 5:45 PM on May 3, 2012 [2 favorites]


OK, new game. Who can create the longest chain of sites whose content references the previous site or sites?
posted by scalefree at 6:01 PM on May 3, 2012


Call it "chainlink".
posted by Edogy at 6:12 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere The syndicated episode ends, and you realize you're half an hour closer to death, with absolutely nothing to show for it. Then another episode begins.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 6:13 PM on May 3, 2012 [15 favorites]


evidenceofabsence, that was my favorite one
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 6:16 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere Rachel beats up Angela Chase and leaves her for dead in the parking lot?
posted by pxe2000 at 6:35 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere Barney takes out his one bullet and shoots Ross on principle.
posted by HuronBob at 6:39 PM on May 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


#theonewhere Joey convinces Ross that the best way to get revenge on the wife who comes out as gay is by giving him a blow job.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:51 PM on May 3, 2012 [7 favorites]


DrPuppykicker ‏ @DrPuppykicker

#theonewhere Sam and Diane Kiss


lol
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:02 PM on May 3, 2012


Michael Lacey ‏ @oldirtymozart

#theonewhere a swarm of bees surround chandler like a suit of armour until he becomes claustrophobic and says "could there BEE more BEEs"


ohhhhhmg i love twitter
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:04 PM on May 3, 2012 [11 favorites]


#theonewhere one of the goofy ones said something goofy and the rest of them smirked and the smart aleck came up with an insult. They should have done more of that.
posted by Fritz Langwedge at 7:29 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere McNulty has sex with Rachel and an angry Ross joins hands with Avon Barksdale. Bunk tells Joey to dial it down a bit.
posted by vidur at 7:32 PM on May 3, 2012 [4 favorites]


See also: Sar Trek TNG, Season 8.
posted by Drexen at 7:32 PM on May 3, 2012 [5 favorites]


#theonewhere I could tell you, but then you couldn't practice your Unagi
posted by thanotopsis at 7:58 PM on May 3, 2012


I've only seen Friends a handful of times and by some cosmic coincidence about half of those it was the one with the masterbating monkey. Consequently, I never really got into it.
posted by ODiV at 8:54 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT! PIVOT!

I will never hear that word and not smile.
posted by fyrebelley at 9:14 PM on May 3, 2012 [5 favorites]


#theonewhere McNulty has sex with Rachel and an angry Ross joins hands with Avon Barksdale. Bunk tells Joey to dial it down a bit.

#theonewhere Wee-bay sets up a spot on the orange couch in Central Perk, and Marlo Stansfield caps Gunther and steals Chandler's baseball cap.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:26 PM on May 3, 2012 [1 favorite]


And now for something completely different: An orangutan trying to eat small children.
posted by twoleftfeet at 9:51 PM on May 3, 2012


That last comment belonged in a different thread, but it would make a great episode of Friends.
posted by twoleftfeet at 9:51 PM on May 3, 2012 [4 favorites]


#theonewhere We find out Chandler was dead the whole time. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
posted by DaveChild at 11:53 PM on May 3, 2012


#theonewhere Joey gets accused of rape but gets away with it, because hey, the Joey charcter's doing well with the 18-24 female demographic.
posted by zoo at 12:36 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere they realise the racism charges aren't going to go away so the desprately shoehorn in a black love interest.
posted by zoo at 12:38 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere we all laugh at Monica because she used to be fat. HA FATTY. HA HA. YOU USED TO BE FAT YOU FATTY FAT FAT.
posted by zoo at 12:39 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere Chandler gets real thin, and everyone gossips about his addiction to diet pills.
posted by zoo at 12:40 AM on May 4, 2012 [2 favorites]


I could do this all day.
posted by zoo at 12:41 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere it was just Seinfeld for simpletons.

#theonewhere they discovered they lived in the same apartment as in Rosemary's Baby, with hilarious consequences.

#theonewhere they watched a homeless man drag around half a dog near Central Park, couldn't find any male toilets, travelled on the the worst subway in the world and never, ever went back to New York city.

Oh wait, that last one was me.
posted by Quantum's Deadly Fist at 2:29 AM on May 4, 2012


I came in here to mention the Perfect Strangers game, but it's already happened. And by the way, looking up the plots of Perfect Strangers episodes is uh. mind-boggling.
posted by dubold at 3:06 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere Monica reveals that she's actually Dustin Hoffman in drag, and Chandler tries heroin for the first time. Hijinks ensue.
posted by kinnakeet at 8:35 AM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere the gang realize they are each a personified psychological archetype who collectively represent the thoughts and emotions of a man named Herman.
posted by dephlogisticated at 8:47 AM on May 4, 2012 [3 favorites]


#theonewhere Ross suffers an unfortunate confusion about the meaning of the term "glory hole."
posted by COBRA! at 9:02 AM on May 4, 2012 [1 favorite]


#theonewhere Rachel screams at the phone WELL I PAID FOR THE MICROCHIP YOU BITCH!!
posted by octobersurprise at 12:27 PM on May 4, 2012 [1 favorite]


#theonewhere it's a thinly veiled homage to Maya Deren's "Meshes of the Afternoon." Probably Pheobe's best episode.
posted by drezdn at 12:39 PM on May 4, 2012


#theonewhere Phoebe goes on a road trip to her high school reunion and exacts vengeance on Fun Bobby for being mean to Monica.
posted by ApathyGirl at 9:24 PM on May 4, 2012


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