"What's your name? Jeanie. Now Jeanie no disrespect, but if I work with you, I should be able to walk in and go, "Oh, Jeanie, beautiful titty meat you have going on." ... And it's not the cleavage, the cleavage is the space in the middle, I'm talking about the meat, the titty part. And I'm not being foul, just... so I can go through the rest of the day without pretending that I don't see. Let's work out a deal. Don't get me fired!"
"Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon dipped in honey. And the salmon get to walk through, comfortable, with honey, and fish, and "Good morning grizzly bears!" And the grizzly bears can't even growl! "OMG human resources!!! The grizzly bear just did grizzly bear stuff!!!" And I can't even go hey, good morning fish. I can't touch, like oh look at that. I'm just gonna get a little bit of that fish, get that honey. [Licks fingers] Fish and honey man, that's my favorite. Usually I kill fish and eat them but I just want to rub a little bit of that. That's oppressive! You shouldn't even. And there's cameras everywhere, you can't even do weird stuff behind her back."
"I think there should be a holiday, for lack of a better word, harassment day... and this is why it should be harassment day, because women get to be inappropriate sexually all the time. You get to be inappropriate and when I say inappropriate, I mean say hello to me too close."
At the age of 17, O'Neal was convicted of statutory rape of a 15 year old girl and sentenced to 60 days in prison, served during his summer break, so as not to disrupt his schooling. The act, which occurred when O'Neal was still 16, would have been legal in most states, but Massachusetts lacks a close-in-age exception, and has an age of consent of 16.
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