"You don't know how long I've been waiting for this......"

May 17, 2012 7:10 AM

If Diablo 3 were a girl. [SLYT]
posted by Fizz (12 comments total)

Lols were had. Damn you Diablo!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 7:17 AM on May 17, 2012

Well, that was stupid.
posted by barnacles at 7:18 AM on May 17, 2012

He has a REAL girlfriend.
posted by Brocktoon at 7:21 AM on May 17, 2012

Will not a brave admin warrior banish this FPP back to the depths of hell to which it belongs?
posted by Kevtaro at 7:21 AM on May 17, 2012

In college, I was the subject of a comedy sketch about the argument I had after I told my girlfriend that I loved Diablo II and her in different ways. I was lying, though. I loved Diablo II a lot more than I loved her. A lot more. Lord knows Diablo II was more responsive and made a more convincing attempt to care about my feelings.
posted by Copronymus at 7:24 AM on May 17, 2012 [4 favorites]

Quote from my cousin to a [past] girlfriend of several years when she was giving him a hard time about him playing games with us: "Video games were here before you... they'll be here after you."
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:27 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

So a guy sees a woman he slept with when she was 12 and he starts undressing in public?

See this is why I don't play video games any more.
posted by R. Schlock at 7:28 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Diablo III is so going to wreck lives. At least Blizzard released it as the semester is ending.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:36 AM on May 17, 2012

I don't understand. If Diablo III were a girl, it would be one of those girls who shows you her hand-made teeshirt and then assaults you? Is that... is that a thing?
posted by shakespeherian at 7:39 AM on May 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

It's called DIY S&M, that's what 50 Shades of Grey is about.
posted by drezdn at 7:45 AM on May 17, 2012

Quote from my cousin to a [past] girlfriend of several years when she was giving him a hard time about him playing games with us: "Video games were here before you... they'll be here after you."

In other words, that game is a way for a girl to instantly tell which dudes are a waste of youth, emotion, and time. I'll pass it on.
posted by discopolo at 7:46 AM on May 17, 2012

I don't understand. If Diablo III were a girl, it would be one of those girls who shows you her hand-made teeshirt and then assaults you? Is that... is that a thing?

"It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way."
posted by discopolo at 7:51 AM on May 17, 2012