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May 17, 2012 9:48 PM Subscribe
Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?
posted by medusa (45 comments total)
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From the creators of Yo, Is This Racist?
), a tumblr that gives succinct relationship advice.Anonymous asked: I'm dating an asshole, but his dick is huge. But not like comic book huge, just like "holy shit that thing is perfect" huge. But again, he's really a pretty severe asshole. Should I dump him?
Hold up though, the fuck is a ‘comic book huge’ dick? WHAT FUCKING COMIC BOOK DOES THAT????
Anonymous asked: He said that he was with me because he didn't have time to pursue anyone or anything else and then said I have issues I have to deal with when I got offended.
Yo, you should consider making not being with that fucking asshole one of your main issues.
Anonymous asked: This guy I've been involved with for a while pressures me to drink and a few months ago while we were making out I was starting to feel uncomfortable and he said "I wish you were drinking more so you wouldn't want to say no."
Yo, when a dude starts talking about how he wishes he could rape you, it’s a good time to dump that asshole.
Anonymous asked: He spends all his time online telling people that racist things are racist.
Actually that dude sounds cool.