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Post number 11625

tpoh.org — Thu, 18 Oct 2001 21:28:07 -0800

God's Homepage. He hasn't updated it since 1996, though. Guess he's been pretty busy.

By: marknau

marknau — Thu, 18 Oct 2001 22:30:13 -0800

Lots of Gods works don't get updated very often. Unless you count the Book of Mormon, I guess.

By: yerfatma

yerfatma — Thu, 18 Oct 2001 22:35:52 -0800

I refuse to believe God would have broken links. Doesn't He, in His infinite wisdom, use Linkbot? And would He really forget who was responsible for the <BLINK> tag?

By: jmd82

jmd82 — Thu, 18 Oct 2001 23:04:22 -0800

Hm, i consider the Book of Mormom a different platform, not an update

By: willnot

willnot — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 00:16:59 -0800

Any Perl wizards know what his go to hell script does?

By: fold_and_mutilate

fold_and_mutilate — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 00:29:03 -0800

God does in fact periodically update the Mormons, like in 1978 when he finally told them to give African-American Mormons the same rights in the Mormon church that white Mormons held all along. I didn't see anything on God's web page about that particular issue, but I didn't check all the links. Some might wonder at the delay, coming as it did more than a hundred years after the Emancipation Proclamation, but hey, God knows best and it was cool that God spoke through the Mormon Prophet as early as 1978 to lead America into the new era of equal rights.

By: JParker

JParker — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 00:47:58 -0800

From the article, where God is supposed to be "clarifying" some old statements: There isn't neither a hell nor a heaven. Is God confirming the existence of one or the other, or both? I'm confused by God's double negatives.

By: youhas

youhas — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 02:48:17 -0800

willnot: AFAIK, the Perl script prints out the script's filename followed by an exclamation point.

By: walrus

walrus — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 03:13:23 -0800

I'm confused by God's double negatives. That's ineffability for you ...

By: MarkC

MarkC — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 04:04:39 -0800

And Satan has an advice column.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 04:14:59 -0800

Mark Driver's stuff is swell, too, at the same blindwino domain.

By: dagnyscott

dagnyscott — Fri, 19 Oct 2001 08:35:21 -0800

I think I had Paradise on a folder in sixth grade.