He makes Jaws look like Flipper!

May 29, 2012 12:58 PM

Here he comes... Super Shark! (SLYT)
posted by fearfulsymmetry (20 comments total)

Candygram
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 1:00 PM on May 29, 2012 [7 favorites]

"A walking tank?"

"A walking tank for a walking shark."

Huh. Makes sense.
posted by brundlefly at 1:01 PM on May 29, 2012 [2 favorites]

Oooooo, John Schneider grew back his Bo-do. Hawt.

Also, this is delightful.
posted by Gator at 1:03 PM on May 29, 2012

My wife and I caught a little bit of this on SyFy the other night. It was excellent in the train-wreck bad kind of way that wouldn't let us change the channel.

Yes, I am ashamed for watching the 10 minutes of it that I did.
posted by ElDiabloConQueso at 1:05 PM on May 29, 2012

I mean, it's no Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
posted by brundlefly at 1:10 PM on May 29, 2012

But wait ... there's more!
posted by DaveChild at 1:11 PM on May 29, 2012 [1 favorite]

I said it on Twitter, but I'll say it here: SHARKTOMOM. I can have a script to whoever in two weeks.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 1:16 PM on May 29, 2012 [2 favorites]

I'm holding out for Sharkadactyl.
posted by dortmunder at 1:21 PM on May 29, 2012 [1 favorite]

Someone link me to an mp3 and I will pray for your soul. Not that you'd need it, being all mp3-linking-saintly and all.
posted by rahnefan at 1:25 PM on May 29, 2012

oh wait
posted by rahnefan at 1:27 PM on May 29, 2012

It's not made by The Asylum? I thought they had a monopoly on bad movie sharks, what with Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Megashark vs. Crocosaurus, Two-Headed Shark Attack, and the indescribable Sharktopus, which we watched with a packed room at DragonCon last year.
posted by JHarris at 1:30 PM on May 29, 2012

I don't think Sharktopus was an Asylum production. It was Roger Corman!
posted by brundlefly at 1:55 PM on May 29, 2012

It is SO obvious, why hasn't it been done?

wait for it..

wait for it...

Zombie Shark!
posted by HuronBob at 2:01 PM on May 29, 2012 [1 favorite]

It says good things about a movie when the trailer runs out of plot to divulge and just goes all-in on a solid minute of repetition.
posted by shakespeherian at 3:00 PM on May 29, 2012

"I know what you are."
"Say it. Say it out loud."
"SHARK!"

Then he ate her. The End.
posted by The otter lady at 3:02 PM on May 29, 2012 [2 favorites]

Me and my B-movie-loving friends were just thinking it was about time for another Suck-Off. This looks like just the thing. Now to figure out what to pair it with.
posted by KathrynT at 4:50 PM on May 29, 2012

MetaFilter: about time for another Suck-Off.
posted by ElDiabloConQueso at 4:52 PM on May 29, 2012

What, and miss out on this gem?

Metafilter: runs out of plot to divulge and just goes all-in on a solid minute of repetition.
posted by Blue_Villain at 5:23 PM on May 29, 2012

Holy crap, this is really a thing? I thought it was just a fake trailer. Now I don't know whether to be delighted or afraid.
posted by webmutant at 6:41 PM on May 29, 2012 [1 favorite]

He's not super, he's just retaining water. Have some compassion.
posted by Brocktoon at 7:03 PM on May 29, 2012