Equipment: 1000 ballons that will inflate to just under 1 cubic foot (this will fill a 10x12x8 office), 20 helpers with good lungs (or an air compressor), 1 playmate or larger cooler, and a couple quarts of liquid nitrogen, 1 small fan on a timer.
Procedure: dump the nitrogen into the cooler. Don't put and body part into it. Start blowing up balloons and slowly drop them into the cooler. You'll want to. They will appear to deflate. About 1.5 hours later (this is how long it should take 20 people to inflate 1000 balloons), carefully decant the excess nitrogen and put the cooler into the victim's office. Set up the fan on a timer to blow air into the cooler. You really want it on a timer, because it will get buried eventually. Shut the door and see if you can wait until morning.
As the nitrogen evaoprates, the balloons will thaw and return to inflated size. Since there's about 980 cubic feet of balloons, the office should get filled flooe to ceiling, less a few balloons lost due to breakage.posted by plinth at 12:52 PM on March 31, 2000
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