29. "When he's least expecting it, tell your man you need some change. Then stick your hand in his pocket and touch his penis through the fabric, pretending that you're really digging around for that coinage you need. When he's good and hard, whisper something in his ear like, "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
30. "Slide your hands down the front of his pants and graze his goods when you can tell he's had a hellish day... He really doesn't want to answer questions like, 'Are you okay?'... but your caress still sends the message that you're picking up his vibe."
31. "Slip your hand into his back pocket and lightly stroke his ass... since it's totally private and hidden from everyone else, it conveys that you're feeling especially attracted to him."
Remember: when the worm approaches, you must be utterly still and close enough to plant the hook under a ring segment.
Well, I could definitely be wrong. But I meant not that women would necessarily want these particular moves to be made on them, but rather that they probably want their lover to be thoughtful and to focus on arousing their passion rather than, like, doing sex to them, you know?
What emjaybee said. I'd be like, I look like shit and you still think I'm pretty? Awesome!
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