The government could borrow trillions - at historically low cost - and fund research and infrastructure projects and put people with useful skills back to work. But...nah, instead, we're worried about bond fairies and debt vigilantes.Low cost? 10 year yield is at 1.65%. Between GDP growth and inflation they'll make a god damn profit on it.
Ebenezer: Are there no prisons?posted by briank at 5:54 PM on June 27, 2012 [17 favorites]
First Collector: Plenty of prisons.
Ebenezer: And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?
First Collector: They are. I wish I could say they were not.
Ebenezer: Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.
First Collector: I don't think you quite understand us, sir. A few of us are endeavoring to buy the poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.
Ebenezer: Why?
First Collector: Because it is at Christmastime that want is most keenly felt, and abundance rejoices. Now what can I put you down for?
Ebenezer: Huh! Nothing!
Second Collector: You wish to be anonymous?
Ebenezer: [firmly, but calmly] I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish sir, that is my answer. I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.
First Collector: Many can't go there.
Second Collector: And some would rather die.
There's no need to redistribute the wealth, given that the "rich" in California pay taxes higher than anyone outside of Manhattan -- we can start by redistributing the welfare -- cutting the public housing, cash and food aid, and Medicaid of the permanent underclass, who haven't been a net contributor to society in generations will free up plenty of cash for working class people who haven fallen on bad luck.As tempting as it is to try to kill off the permanent underclass through neglect, perhaps we should try to make some use of taxpayer's considerable investment which has doubtlessly been squandered and frittered away until now. I have been assured by a very knowing Londoner currently living in San Francisco that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve as local and organic for those who hold their diets to a high moral standard. I do therefor humbly offer it to public consideration that the permanent underclass be reserved to breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be males, which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine; and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. Similarly, should a supposedly "middle class" person be unable to prove themselves after several months of living on the dole, we can enlarge our livestock with these that have absolutely no other contribution to our great society, and needlessly degrade and retard our common progress. I modestly suggest that this proposal could extend our current prosperity by up to another 283 years. By then, surely we will have rid humanity of that awful trait that drives people to desire poverty, and suggestion such as the above would no longer be needed.
There's no need to redistribute the wealth, given that the "rich" in California pay taxes higher than anyone outside of Manhattan -- we can start by redistributing the welfare -- cutting the public housing, cash and food aid, and Medicaid of the permanent underclass, who haven't been a net contributor to society in generations will free up plenty of cash for working class people who haven fallen on bad luck.This sounds like trolling, because the logical implication here is that we should let these people starve to death along with their kids (thus solving the 'generational') problem. In reality most of that assistance goes to people who have jobs that don't pay much.
The question that ought to be asked is not how to save "the middle class" but, rather, whether we ever should have gotten ourselves one.yeah things were so much better before we invented that
The notion of a "middle class" has always been anathema to the aristocracy.but entitlem— privi— I mean, uh— shit
especially because the too-often-stated corollary is that the government is responsible for ensuring that lifestyle to everyone, food and housing and healthcare and suchlike.i see nothing wrong with this
isn't that a perfectly valid position to holdno
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