Human Flesh: When will we finally get over our sanctimonious hypocrisy regarding psychotropics and let pharmaceutical companies blatantly research and market drugs for people who haven't been diagnosed with a disorder? It could be like a sequel to caffeine (which somehow got grandfathered into mainstream culture).
I called one of these clinics, located in a zip code painfully familiar to all fans of early-90s teen sitcoms, and scheduled a consultation about my presumptive case of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. After answering a few multiple-choice questions about my attention span (the "right" answers were knee-slappingly clear), the briefest physical I've ever encountered, and handing over two hundred dollars in cash, I walked out the door with 900 milligrams of generic adderall.
subdee: That was entertaining. I think the author is a megalomaniac though. Who goes on a power trip because they can keep up with all the cat memes on the internet?
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