Comments on: Ron Swanson: The Quilt

Ron Swanson: The Quilt

pie ninja — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:43:59 -0800

Son. This is how you make a Ron Swanson quilt.

By: TheWhiteSkull

TheWhiteSkull — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:54:44 -0800

You see, I was kind of hoping it would be a series of panels detailing Ron Swanson's various feats, or a set of themes based on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Or that quilting is yet another of Ron Swanson's talents, and that he has made one employing a number of traditional Indianan motifs. Yeah, it's a perfectly good quilt, I guess...

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:58:19 -0800

If this is not made of all the bacon and eggs you have, I will be extremely disappointed.

By: porpoise

porpoise — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:01:42 -0800

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

By: yellowbinder

yellowbinder — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:05:08 -0800

Offerman, Mullally and Alison Brie rip bongs to promote his new film.

By: roger ackroyd

roger ackroyd — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:25:11 -0800

I will never be able to look at Trudy Campbell the same way again.

By: francesca too

francesca too — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:25:56 -0800

Maybe you would prefer knitting a Elvis tapestry?

By: TheWhiteSkull

TheWhiteSkull — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:54:28 -0800

Actually, if Ron Swanson made a quilt, it would likely be a tribute to every steak he's ever eaten.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 12:44:13 -0800

Forwarded this to my quilt-making wife. *fingers crossed*

By: newg

newg — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 13:18:58 -0800

A quilt would be a good medium to elaborate on the Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness."

By: The Sprout Queen

The Sprout Queen — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:12:32 -0800

That would look awful on a bed.

By: fuzzypantalones

fuzzypantalones — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:24:23 -0800

i prefer the chuck close quilt

By: PipRuss

PipRuss — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:06:05 -0800

Is the quilt bacon, steak and scotch scented?

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:37:44 -0800

Straight on point, just bias, bigstich and blocks. Anything more and this becomes lace making.

By: mippy

mippy — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 04:14:55 -0800

This reminds me of Salvador Dali's portrait of Abraham Lincoln. I saw it in real life when I was 12 and was amazed by it.