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In Soviet Russia... something something... cats are lazy.
July 31, 2012 5:33 AM   Subscribe


 
This cat should meet the goat from the last post.
posted by MartinWisse at 5:40 AM on July 31, 2012 [2 favorites]


Oh my goodness that is so adorable!
posted by Yellow at 5:45 AM on July 31, 2012


For the life of my I can not figure out WHY that cat would put up with that. That little swipe the cat makes at the end says it's not happy with the process.
posted by HuronBob at 5:47 AM on July 31, 2012


In Soviet Russia... something something.

Sigh.

In Soviet Russia... annoying yippy dogs carry you!
posted by eriko at 5:59 AM on July 31, 2012 [8 favorites]


"Hello, yes, this is dog! I'm on the phone!"
posted by Nomyte at 6:11 AM on July 31, 2012 [4 favorites]


I propose that we start every day on Metafilter with a super cute animal video.
posted by triggerfinger at 6:12 AM on July 31, 2012 [6 favorites]


"Hello, yes, this is cat! I'm on the dog!"
posted by garrett at 6:13 AM on July 31, 2012 [11 favorites]


good lord that is almost offensively adorable.
posted by elizardbits at 6:13 AM on July 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


That was strange, and not necessarily in a good way.
posted by OmieWise at 6:20 AM on July 31, 2012


That video is every conversation I have with my wife about videogames.

Me: OMGOMGOMGCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMELOOKATTHISAWESOMTHINGIDID!
Her: *defeated, bemused sigh* Yes, honey.
posted by DWRoelands at 6:27 AM on July 31, 2012 [10 favorites]


It looks like the cat and dog were trying to get in the house, through the window. And cat was stuck, being all "MEEEOONOOOO, I want on other side looking out." And dog was like "walls, this is how they work". It's really a matter of perspective and problem solving. Sometimes cat needs to be drug to the way.
posted by iamkimiam at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2012 [12 favorites]


Do my bidding!
posted by stormpooper at 6:41 AM on July 31, 2012


That really felt like a Garfield and Oldie moment.

"DOG, carry me home, I have a surprise waiting for you there.."

"Sure!"

[Carry home]

Dog," We're home! Where's my surprise!!"

[WHACK! KITTY PAW!]
posted by Atreides at 6:45 AM on July 31, 2012 [15 favorites]


And then the scorpion stings the frog, because it is his nature.
posted by Nomyte at 7:29 AM on July 31, 2012 [6 favorites]


Isn't "apathetic cat" a redundancy?
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:31 AM on July 31, 2012 [3 favorites]


In Soviet Russia . . . pussy lick you.
posted by Outlawyr at 7:56 AM on July 31, 2012


In Soviet Russia . . . pussy lick you.

Oh, I wish it were not true.

(Is it just my cats?)
posted by Mezentian at 7:58 AM on July 31, 2012


"favorited 5 times, recently by DisreputableDog, angrycat, Kitteh"

I love you people.
posted by iamkimiam at 7:59 AM on July 31, 2012 [16 favorites]


For the life of my I can not figure out WHY that cat would put up with that. That little swipe the cat makes at the end says it's not happy with the process.

Some cats are just mellow that way. My cat outweighs our dog by 10 lbs., and they interact in about the same way, only our dog gets on top of our cat instead of the other way around. She bites his legs, tail and ears, and he just sits there and takes it, meowing loudly with that pissed off meow they do. He'll eventually start swiping at her, but he doesn't use claws, and she just goes into a fit of joy, because she thinks he's playing with her.

Maybe he likes it, because he could certainly end it instantly by really attacking her or jumping up on the furniture. He seems annoyed as all hell, though.
posted by Huck500 at 8:29 AM on July 31, 2012 [2 favorites]


That cat is all..."Fuck's sake, dude. Have you no pride? Okay, I'm gonna let you do this, but only because it'd be more embarrassing for both of us if I fought you. Also, I believe there's food in the house and eh, it's been a tough day."
posted by Decani at 10:21 AM on July 31, 2012 [4 favorites]


I had a hard time parsing Huck500's comment, leading me to realise that I think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys.
posted by Iteki at 10:30 AM on July 31, 2012 [19 favorites]


The dog has taught the cat learned helplessness.
posted by serena15221 at 11:46 AM on July 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


but only because it'd be more embarrassing for both of us if I fought you.

No fighting!
posted by homunculus at 2:22 PM on July 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


Memory-retrieved from deep down of the Peanuts gospel: "they've finally developed the boneless cat" That's how this looks like.
posted by Namlit at 2:53 PM on July 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


I had a hard time parsing Huck500's comment, leading me to realise that I think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys.

My mom is ALWAYS calling my boy cats girls, partially because she has a girl cat and we had a boy dog growing up and partially because it's an Indian peoples thing or at least where she's from. They call them a "tiger's aunt." Cute eh.
posted by sweetkid at 3:45 PM on July 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


One of our cats will fetch the other one. Not bodily but if Oz just won't come in, I'll tell Clem to "go get Oz." He always gives me a look like, "lady, you know I don't speak English" but then runs off and moments later, Oz will come bounding in the door. Sadly, does not work in reverse.
posted by amanda at 4:16 PM on July 31, 2012 [2 favorites]


Comfy
posted by homunculus at 10:10 AM on August 23, 2012


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