Comments on: shrim++p

shrim++p

cortex — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:24:06 -0800

Shrinp.com is a site that does very little and does it well. Stick anything after the domain name (shrinp.com/shrimp! shrinp.com/puggle! shrinp.com/metafilter!) and you'll get a helpfully labeled image of maybe that thing, or maybe not so much that thing, who can tell? The internet, it's very mysterious. Built by our very own 31d1. Approximately as NSFW as you try to make it.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:26:23 -0800

CAT scan: ur doin it wrong.

By: desjardins

desjardins — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:26:30 -0800

Not to be confused with shrimp.com, apparently.

By: Phire

Phire — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:27:14 -0800

That gif for Metafilter is pretty much perfect. For those of you who are confused.

By: Apropos of Something

Apropos of Something — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:27:32 -0800

GOD HATES SHRINP

By: little cow make small moo

little cow make small moo — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:27:32 -0800

I said "elk" and it showed me a basket of Jenny McCarthy books about autism. The machine may require calibration.

By: desjardins

desjardins — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:27:50 -0800

shrinp shrimp (looks tasty)

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:27:57 -0800

Wow, shrinp.com/clam is exactly what I figured I'd find. Thanks, shrinp!

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:29:09 -0800

OMG PUGGLE

By: 40 Watt

40 Watt — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:29:55 -0800

http://shrinp.com/shoggoth

By: scrowdid

scrowdid — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:30:11 -0800

Seems not to work for Gavin MacLeod.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:30:30 -0800

http://shrinp.com/mission (not what I was thinking, but I approve)

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:30:31 -0800

CORGI

By: (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates

(Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:30:46 -0800

Billy Joel.

By: naju

naju — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:31:20 -0800

horrifying... internet and 4chan lead to the same image. Also, YOLO is kinda weird and arty.

By: JoanArkham

JoanArkham — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:31:37 -0800

http://shrinp.com/romney is...not what I expected.

By: (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates

(Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:31:52 -0800

what

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:32:29 -0800

unglaublich

By: cortex

cortex — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:32:37 -0800

Seems not to work for Gavin MacLeod. The failstate for not finding anything appears to be just the shrinp front page, though I hadn't really run into that before. Typing in a bunch of gibberish seems to confirm that. But it's happy with spaces, so /gavin macleod works nicely.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:32:37 -0800

OBAMA.

By: spitefulcrow

spitefulcrow — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:32:54 -0800

DACHSHUND

By: spitefulcrow

spitefulcrow — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:34:06 -0800

Also, not the best at Unicode.

By: Foci for Analysis

Foci for Analysis — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:34:10 -0800

I think we could all probably use a vest.

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:34:44 -0800

Is this the read where we're posting pictures of our puggles because SAY HI TO APPLE EVERYONE.

By: cortex

cortex — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:35:12 -0800

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

By: scrowdid

scrowdid — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:35:17 -0800

Looks like a hyphen works too and is neatly translated by the onscreen text as a space. /gavin-macleod

By: JoanArkham

JoanArkham — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:35:23 -0800

This, on the other hand, is perfect.

By: Western Infidels

Western Infidels — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:35:29 -0800

Can you spot the difference between python and nuns?

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:35:50 -0800

Van Halen High German for "chest hair"

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:36:12 -0800

penis is brilliant.

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:37:17 -0800

Also, why doesn't my username work? It just redirects to shrinp.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:37:32 -0800

AND YET YOU SEARCHED IT ANYWAY

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:07 -0800

bubbles

By: 2bucksplus

2bucksplus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:11 -0800

swag

By: jeather

jeather — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:21 -0800

Ask metafilter!

By: maudlin

maudlin — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:23 -0800

I GOT MY TOTEM ANIMAL!

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:38 -0800

baby monkey backwards on a pig oh dear

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:38:40 -0800

what is this i don't even

By: scrowdid

scrowdid — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:39:09 -0800

pinp

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:39:23 -0800

HOLY GODS YES YES YES

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:39:29 -0800

Soma.

By: team lowkey

team lowkey — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:39:44 -0800

Apparently, it is approximately as NSFW as the internet can make it. The image for "desk" was unexpected, is what I'm saying.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:40:05 -0800

madcaptenor. (I took this picture! And I am kind of a fruit.)

By: naju

naju — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:40:16 -0800

glasses

By: tehloki

tehloki — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:40:33 -0800

maudlin, surely you meant this

By: burnmp3s

burnmp3s — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:40:44 -0800

Milhouse

By: item

item — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:41:02 -0800

shrinp.com/billie-joe-armstrong seems about right.

By: desjardins

desjardins — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:41:16 -0800

What the hell is my username a picture of?

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:42:26 -0800

What I always plug into things like this.

By: maudlin

maudlin — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:42:36 -0800

tehloki, I meant that the metafilter URL gave me Buttercup. I'll put in my true sekrit sekrit name and see what I get ... Oh. Well, I'm not sharing THAT.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:42:48 -0800

Progressively less safe for work. Cat Kitty Quat

By: heyho

heyho — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:42:53 -0800

I'm not this well-dressed IRL.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:43:21 -0800

Hahahahahaha. My username brings up a recent picture of one of my cats! Nikki's famous!

By: Talkie Toaster

Talkie Toaster — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:43:58 -0800

BBC Radio 4

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:45:04 -0800

Folks, looks like we have a meme.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:45:10 -0800

The Internet has spoken: football refers to the American game.

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:45:29 -0800

My username oddly brings up a famous Harvard alum entry

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:47:33 -0800

HELLO MOM

By: Ardiril

Ardiril — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:48:07 -0800

http://shrinp.com/belle - I have a friend named Belle. This was more than a bit shocking. Also, apt.

By: naju

naju — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:48:24 -0800

For those who didn't think to check: cunt brings up Sarah Palin proudly holding up a Chick-Fil-A bag.

By: 2bucksplus

2bucksplus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:48:43 -0800

which one of you did this?

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:48:55 -0800

Not a fan of the sport, clearly.

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:48:58 -0800

Apparently it has a funny definition of NSFW because i googled my employers name (a sizable web brand) and the image was of a butt. THANKS SHRINP U JERK

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:49:04 -0800

evolution

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:49:33 -0800

bi-rite

By: jozxyqk

jozxyqk — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:49:34 -0800

Creepy; http://shrinp.com/jozxyqk brings up one of my very own recent Stupid MSpaint Memes.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:49:51 -0800

Fauxhawk

By: Ardiril

Ardiril — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:50:13 -0800

You can enter phrases with spaces.

By: mph

mph — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:51:11 -0800

Cenobite (and no thanks to artw for the whole reason I'm thinking about Clive Barker today).

By: Talkie Toaster

Talkie Toaster — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:51:33 -0800

quite so

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:51:44 -0800

Apparently it has a funny definition of NSFW because i googled my employers name (a sizable web brand) and the image was of a butt. Are you really that surprised, what with working for the TruckNutz Corporation?

By: 0bvious

0bvious — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:52:01 -0800

Oh Christ

By: teppic

teppic — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:52:23 -0800

Cunt is SFW, and funny.

By: junco

junco — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:52:33 -0800

bass

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:52:38 -0800

coffee maker is NSFW. Thankfully I don't have a job.

By: griphus

griphus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:52:45 -0800

buscemi

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:53:01 -0800

WTF The "w" in that "wtf" stands for "wookie."

By: Ardiril

Ardiril — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:53:15 -0800

Goatse is a comment on popular culture.

By: junco

junco — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:53:25 -0800

Can't we all just get along?

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:54:06 -0800

I'm...I'm not sure what to think. DOES IT READ MY MIND?

By: Flashman

Flashman — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:54:56 -0800

Dude

By: gman

gman — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:55:00 -0800

mathowie is Bad.

By: contraption

contraption — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:55:30 -0800

Last link in the post should go here.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:55:37 -0800

Pepsi blue?

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:55:43 -0800

I swear twitter is not usually this full of idiots.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:55:48 -0800

this is the best thing

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:56:54 -0800

bowl is cute.

By: asnider

asnider — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:58:44 -0800

I'm kind of afraid to click on a few of these, since I'm still at the office (even if I'm not technically still on the clock). I suppose that means I should go home.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:00:42 -0800

The NSFW NSFW entry raises an interesting question: Would anyone actually stop for the group of folks trying to hitch a ride without wondering what reality show you were about to be filmed for?

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:01:48 -0800

This appears to be an error, but could be considered accurate anyway.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:02:15 -0800

Of course they would, because boobies.

By: deanklear

deanklear — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:04:14 -0800

shrinp.com/america

By: chrominance

chrominance — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:06:25 -0800

Is it just me, or does this have a really limited vocabulary? I tried borgnine, persona, planet and manatee, and none of them came up with anything. Really?

By: azpenguin

azpenguin — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:06:47 -0800

Nyan cat breaks your eyes.

By: Ardiril

Ardiril — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:07:23 -0800

chrominance: I think the link is getting hammered.

By: notyou

notyou — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:09:12 -0800

Fun, but lots of misses (home, hovel, residence, apartment, illth, wealth, poverty, ruskin, rival to name a few*). ------- *"Name" and "few" also misses.

By: cortex

cortex — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:10:27 -0800

I'm guessing that it works by doing real-time image search API requests for terms that haven't been requested before and then caches those results for posterity thereafter. So it's probably not that it has a big or small vocabulary so much as it has a limited maximum daily rate of growth of its vocabulary, probably. Also possible that it's just plain straining under the traffic in general. I will feel bad if I crippled it by practicing my love.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:11:47 -0800

Oh man all the really terrible fandom namesmooshes are represented very well.

By: meech

meech — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:12:53 -0800

http://shrinp.com/sparrow

By: [@I][:+:][@I]

[@I][:+:][@I] — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:13:18 -0800

yeah it's out of API requests till 3am EDT. Cached ones still work.

By: notyou

notyou — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:13:28 -0800

Stop playing with it everybody. It's all worn out.

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:13:49 -0800

I tried it for all the colors of the rainbpw but ended up liking roygbiv the best.

By: [@I][:+:][@I]

[@I][:+:][@I] — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:14:05 -0800

It caches for 24 hours only, cause it wants to be relevant.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:14:29 -0800

That sparrow one always cracks me up. I have been in that meeting. Hell, we've all been in that meeting.

By: Ardiril

Ardiril — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:14:48 -0800

Metafilter: Stop playing with it everybody.

By: gman

gman — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:16:14 -0800

cortex: I will feel bad if I crippled it by practicing my love. Oh man, my mum once had to take me to the doctor for that when I was like twelve.

By: beaucoupkevin

beaucoupkevin — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:17:01 -0800

Neither Chewbacca or Wookiee worked. :(

By: chemoboy

chemoboy — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:17:10 -0800

The only one that works for me is Metafilter (that goat was awesome.) Everything else is blank or a shrimp.

By: ShutterBun

ShutterBun — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:17:48 -0800

CORGI That was the very first thing I plugged in, as well. It worked big, so to speak. After that, a lot of misses. Hmmm...

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:21:13 -0800

Facebook finally proves it has value.

By: anarch

anarch — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:27:03 -0800

cortex, i would have preferred shri(++m)p

By: Blue Meanie

Blue Meanie — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:43:21 -0800

reddit makes no sense. ytmnd is perfect.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:46:09 -0800

Nothing I put in works I demand a refund

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:46:51 -0800

As a refund, you get everything you put in back!

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:47:56 -0800

For some reason I really want Susan Lucci to work, and it doesn't seem to.

By: desjardins

desjardins — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:48:33 -0800

The Whelk: Surely you tried gay?

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:48:43 -0800

I'm not even really a Susan Lucci fan, or anything. But it took her so long to win an Emmy! Now this. The ignominy is strong.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:50:15 -0800

"gay sex" gets you really depressing porno.

By: Mike Mongo

Mike Mongo — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:01:23 -0800

"Spoilers!" Pepper

By: You Can't Tip a Buick

You Can't Tip a Buick — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:03:26 -0800

You're The Man Now Dog is nearly as good as ytmnd, I think.

By: [@I][:+:][@I]

[@I][:+:][@I] — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:04:30 -0800

To clarify: Shrinp is OUT OF SHRINP until 3am EDT. Previously shrinped shrinps are still available.

By: jessssse

jessssse — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:05:34 -0800

Wow, very timely.

By: You Can't Tip a Buick

You Can't Tip a Buick — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:08:23 -0800

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TO THIS QUERY I LOVE SHRINP SO MUCH

By: waitangi

waitangi — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:15:34 -0800

all about me.

By: eugenen

eugenen — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:17:37 -0800

All of the links in this thread work, but whenever I try to type in something of my own, I get pictures of shrimp and a caption saying "Out of Shrinp."

By: sonic meat machine

sonic meat machine — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:18:44 -0800

To clarify: Shrinp is OUT OF SHRINP until 3am EDT. Previously shrinped shrinps are still available.

By: psoas

psoas — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:19:23 -0800

Cat Kitty Quat WHAT. JUST. WHAT.

By: vegartanipla

vegartanipla — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:35:41 -0800

Hitler I wonder what the difference between shrinp and out of shrinp is?

By: !Jim

!Jim — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:38:22 -0800

Man, what the hell is this?

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:38:52 -0800

the difference between shrinp and out of shrinp is something that cannot be quantified. the distinction only exists within the mind.

By: ennui.bz

ennui.bz — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:48:48 -0800

By: stbalbach

stbalbach — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:50:16 -0800

Needs Bob Dylan and Andy Warhol. this thread needs more name->image suggestions

By: mintcake!

mintcake! — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:53:18 -0800

Billy Joel. No one told me about the Billy Joel/Richard Lewis duet oh wow

By: oddman

oddman — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:55:38 -0800

I was all bummed because none of mine were working, but then I got this. And now I don't know how to feel.

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:58:34 -0800

THE SHRINP STORE CALLED AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF SHRINP

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:59:29 -0800

Funk? Yeah, no, I don't get it.

By: Earthtopus

Earthtopus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:13:29 -0800

WHO CARES? YOU'RE THEIR ALL-TIME BEST SHRINPER!

By: axiom

axiom — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:19:03 -0800

I'm... Batman?

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:21:09 -0800

The colors are certainly right - I wonder how he pronounced it : MEFI.

By: maryr

maryr — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:27:40 -0800

Oddly appropriate.

By: Strange Interlude

Strange Interlude — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:50:33 -0800

Godzilla.

By: Strange Interlude

Strange Interlude — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:53:52 -0800

Avengers.

By: ShutterBun

ShutterBun — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:55:34 -0800

Hehe, one of the most amusing things to me is noticing how many of the (seemingly pretty limited at the moment) same words I used that others in this thread have also tried. Corgi, Batman, bowl, and Godzilla are pretty random, all things considered. (well, maybe not Batman) but it seems that at least 2 of us tried them pretty quickly.

By: Strange Interlude

Strange Interlude — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:59:22 -0800

I've found the site's Achilles heel: Mr. T.

By: Strange Interlude

Strange Interlude — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:00:45 -0800

Which is not to be confused with Mr T.

By: jermspeaks

jermspeaks — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:07:24 -0800

Okay, music got me a bit confused. Animated Gifs?

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:07:33 -0800

poop.

By: randomination

randomination — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:11:59 -0800

What the hell is my username a picture of? posted by desjardins Maybe this?

By: maryr

maryr — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:12:58 -0800

Which is not to be confused with Mr T. I pity the pool?

By: Sing Or Swim

Sing Or Swim — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:27:10 -0800

One does not simply walk...

By: alms

alms — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:42:33 -0800

Jesus!

By: sparklemotion

sparklemotion — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:43:27 -0800

Rule34

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:54:31 -0800

Kitteh!

By: TheDonF

TheDonF — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:54:52 -0800

boogers

By: maryr

maryr — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:56:48 -0800

Rule34 NOPE.

By: skenfrith

skenfrith — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:08:03 -0800

Turkey

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:18:04 -0800

this is hypnotic

By: spitefulcrow

spitefulcrow — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:24:51 -0800

At work we have a Hubot to do silly things on our chat server. He knows how to search Google Images for whatever you ask. This is like that but more fun. And with less safesearch filter.

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:27:53 -0800

I googled "shrimpt" and got this:

In the future you will only see uploads from shrimpt. In the future you will see all activity from shrimpt. You have been unsubscribed from shrimpt ·

I think it's lyrics to a new opera by David Byrne.

By: Coatlicue

Coatlicue — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:36:11 -0800

Umm. http://shrinp.com/fat

By: "Elbows" O'Donoghue

"Elbows" O'Donoghue — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:59:29 -0800

Cat Kitty Quat I like how in Quat, even the dinosaurs are appalled at what they are seeing. They're like: "What the hell are you doing? Get out of here!"

By: homunculus

homunculus — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:51:41 -0800

Aww. Um..

By: Condroidulations!

Condroidulations! — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:02:30 -0800

Google is just a python script, apparently.

By: Defenestrator

Defenestrator — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:19:16 -0800

Romney, not to be confused with taxes.

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:24:39 -0800

I have no idea who this woman is and where she got the shirt she's wearing, but I want them both.

By: eurypteris

eurypteris — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:31:45 -0800

RequestPolicy was blocking the background image for me... all I was getting was a white wall with shadowed white text of whatever word. I was getting concerned that somehow all of you had lost your damn minds.

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:37:04 -0800

I was getting concerned that somehow all of you had lost your damn minds. No, that occurred YEARS ago for user numbers under 100K.

By: Xere

Xere — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:09:10 -0800

rated pg

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:29:05 -0800

Malcolm X uber

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:36:35 -0800

qub

By: arzakh

arzakh — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:43:24 -0800

Wise advice

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 01:11:31 -0800

what, nobody did this yet?

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 01:34:54 -0800

ask relationship questions

By: obiwanwasabi

obiwanwasabi — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:04:08 -0800

If I put in my real name I get a picture of Ricky Gervais holding hands with a gigantic statue of a woman. It's like the Total Perspective Vortex.

By: neewom

neewom — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 03:53:38 -0800

I think that this is the best I'm going to do tonight. Also, viscous, torpor (awww), Mr. Flibbles, khaaan, and that's about when I hit my limit.

By: psoas

psoas — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 04:32:27 -0800

Almost!

By: DecemberBoy

DecemberBoy — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 04:44:39 -0800

Gene Simmons Illuminati Drugs

By: Thomas Tallis is my Homeboy

Thomas Tallis is my Homeboy — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 04:47:21 -0800

I put in my profession and it showed a thing that I made. Win?

By: jamesonandwater

jamesonandwater — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:44:24 -0800

This is fun! Not tremendously useful as a tourist guide. Well, Halifax makes sense I suppose and the Belfast one sums up holidays in Ireland. And the Kilkenny one made me laugh. Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Ottawa, Calgary, Nunavut and Halifax. Or Tipperary (spooky), Dublin, Limerick, Belfast, Galway, Kilkenny, Waterford, Wicklow.

By: Ghidorah

Ghidorah — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 05:52:40 -0800

I want this t-shirt so badly.

By: Irontom

Irontom — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 06:37:29 -0800

Femdom shows a very pretty set of eyes...

By: Tehhund

Tehhund — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 06:56:56 -0800

Disappointed that http://shrinp.com/� doesn't work (where � is This character)

By: mcstayinskool

mcstayinskool — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 07:17:27 -0800

WAT

By: cortex

cortex — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 08:06:24 -0800

DAMMIT YOU GUYS YOU ATE ALL THE SHRINP ALREADY

By: [@I][:+:][@I]

[@I][:+:][@I] — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 08:28:18 -0800

Fresh shrinp was available from 3:00am to 9:15am today.

By: Cookiebastard

Cookiebastard — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 08:44:54 -0800

goatse Surprisingly SFW and pretty funny.

By: spitefulcrow

spitefulcrow — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:03:32 -0800

Wow. Gone so fast? Guess I'll have more shrinp tomorrow.

By: You Can't Tip a Buick

You Can't Tip a Buick — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:15:35 -0800

Brooklyn.

By: mfu

mfu — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:16:52 -0800

Dome, sweet, dome.

By: bongo_x

bongo_x — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:35:40 -0800

Metafilter: Cunt is SFW, and funny.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:52:22 -0800

oakland Um, okay.

By: maryr

maryr — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:26:33 -0800

I see your "Um, okay" and raise you Boston. No idea what's going on there.

By: alms

alms — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:38:53 -0800

This one isn't working.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:54:32 -0800

Seattle has a similar picture. And as usual, our neighbor to the south is a second-class citizen.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:35:47 -0800

maxwelton, who would have thought there's a database of Washington vanity plates?

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:36:45 -0800

Also, I had expected that you were going to post about your more distant, larger neighbor to the south.

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:43:31 -0800

The Whelk: ""gay sex" gets you really depressing porno." But if you're patient and you wait 24 hours to make your selection, what you get when you ask for gay sex improves. Which is, often, so true of life as well.

By: cortex

cortex — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:46:39 -0800

Dang, madcaptenor, shrinp has apparently been to Portland.

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:49:07 -0800

peanut.

By: cozenedindigo

cozenedindigo — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 19:14:09 -0800

Donut

By: Dojie

Dojie — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:07:09 -0800

Thanks to the magical power of procrastination, I now know that only 11 of the 50 U.S. states work. So, in alphabetical order (thanks to my fifth grade music teacher who burned Fifty Nifty United States deeply into my memory) here are: Alaska (purty), Arizona, Arkansas, California, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Oregon, Texas, and Virginia (my favorite). I really should get out more.

By: Betty Tyranny

Betty Tyranny — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 02:10:14 -0800

Door has me captivated.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 02:58:24 -0800

Escalated. Emasculated. Eviscerated. Ejaculated.

By: Elementary Penguin

Elementary Penguin — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:11:17 -0800

Cambridge. Buddha. Titanic.

By: Elementary Penguin

Elementary Penguin — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:56:18 -0800

Kansas, Missouri and Vermont work, too.

By: scrowdid

scrowdid — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 05:13:31 -0800

HOW IS BABBY FORMED is not quite the obvious but similarly funny.

By: psoas

psoas — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 06:59:45 -0800

Hot. Hottie. Hotsy totsy.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:02:29 -0800

Huh

By: maryr

maryr — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:33:59 -0800

Seems more appropriate.

By: maryr

maryr — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:36:25 -0800

Terrifying. Horrifying. Frightening. Scary.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:41:31 -0800

Heh

By: cortex

cortex — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:46:59 -0800

Morrowind. Oblivion? Daggerfall! Elder Scrolls.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:05:20 -0800

COVERED IN BEES

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:06:04 -0800

omg poffins

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:26:53 -0800

WTF?

By: maryr

maryr — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:34:30 -0800

I dunno, Lust maybe?

By: samofidelis

samofidelis — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:38:24 -0800

MBMBAM. The sagest advice from the Bros. McElroy.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:47:34 -0800

MIT fails in a way I haven't seen in a decade. Harvard makes no sense. Not Penn State.

By: madcaptenor

madcaptenor — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:51:56 -0800

Mexico, Canada, and we're out of shrinp for today.

By: jamesonandwater

jamesonandwater — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:17:05 -0800

What is the deal with that unspectacular wind farm photo that looks like it's taken from a car that turns up in a bunch of the links above (eg Romney, Iowa, taxes)?