Jumbo Fingerprints Made From Random Stuff
August 20, 2012 9:10 AM Subscribe
Well, chief, all I can deduce based on crimescene evidence is that our suspect is either a two-hundred-foot-tall toddler or a giant cat with people-hands.
posted by griphus at 9:12 AM on August 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by griphus at 9:12 AM on August 20, 2012 [4 favorites]
Cat litter is a sadly unexplored medium.
posted by scratch at 9:14 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by scratch at 9:14 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
YER A LOSSE CANNON GRIPHUS. NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET THIS GIANT, GREASY BASTARD OFF OF MY STREETS.
posted by cmoj at 9:15 AM on August 20, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by cmoj at 9:15 AM on August 20, 2012 [5 favorites]
I picture the mustard one on top of the half-made sandwiches being produced by something like the scene in Close Encounters where Richard Dreyfuss piles up pounds of mashed potatoes and sculpts a starch-based Devil's Tower out of them.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 9:21 AM on August 20, 2012
posted by ricochet biscuit at 9:21 AM on August 20, 2012
The artist's website includes the missing right pinky.
posted by zamboni at 9:23 AM on August 20, 2012
posted by zamboni at 9:23 AM on August 20, 2012
I'll throw the book at him chief, assuming that it is not the same book as the one in which the rules are printed, as I have thrown out that book.
posted by griphus at 9:27 AM on August 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by griphus at 9:27 AM on August 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
I think the Cheetos one should be compiled of thousands of small orange fingerprints. Because Cheetos.
posted by chavenet at 9:39 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by chavenet at 9:39 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
I loved the NIke Cheeseburger. The fingerprints were neat too.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 9:42 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by JohnnyGunn at 9:42 AM on August 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
An Experimentally Produced Desiccation Ridge That Mimics an Arch.
posted by Tube at 10:02 AM on August 20, 2012
posted by Tube at 10:02 AM on August 20, 2012
YER A LOOSE CANNON GRIPHUS. NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET THIS GIANT, GREASY BASTARD OFF OF MY STREETS.
You forgot to demand his badge and gun. I guess this must be from Act I.
posted by yoink at 10:45 AM on August 20, 2012
You forgot to demand his badge and gun. I guess this must be from Act I.
posted by yoink at 10:45 AM on August 20, 2012
I can't help but think that a light gust of air would result in a crushed, sad feeling in the artist.
posted by spec80 at 10:52 AM on August 20, 2012
posted by spec80 at 10:52 AM on August 20, 2012
Firefox won't load the images correctly (only about the left 1/3 of each shows), but IE Tab works. Dammit...
posted by IAmBroom at 12:01 PM on August 20, 2012
posted by IAmBroom at 12:01 PM on August 20, 2012
I wish there were some landscape ones, because they would make cool wallpapers.
posted by SpaceJesus at 3:04 PM on August 20, 2012
posted by SpaceJesus at 3:04 PM on August 20, 2012
Well, chief, all I can deduce based on crimescene evidence is that our suspect is either a two-hundred-foot-tall toddler or a giant cat with people-hands.
Takes off sunglasses. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
posted by jonp72 at 3:29 PM on August 20, 2012
Takes off sunglasses. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
posted by jonp72 at 3:29 PM on August 20, 2012
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