You too can be a professional princess
August 31, 2012 4:55 AM Subscribe
posted by MartinWisse (148 comments total)
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"Little girls are AWED by a princess
. A woman in a big, sparkly, puffy dress is a thing of power and glory to them. They will stand and stare, or scream themselves hoarse in excitement, or become paralyzed in wonder by A Princess. Some little girls start hyperventilating. Some just sit down on the floor, their knees giving out from under them. They run up to touch your dress with the same crazed look of a Twilight fan trying to touch that Edward Cullen guy at a movie premiere. It's so different from seeing a face character at Disney World because to them, Disney World is a far-off fantasy place full of strangeness and unreal scenes. But this is A Princess, in the real world, in their own home."
On the SomethingAwful forums, AssassinPrincess tells all about how she became a Disney princess for hire
, with illustrations. Surprisingly polite for Something Awful.