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September 4, 2012 5:25 AM   Subscribe

The Reverend Sun Myung Moon, messiah of the Unification Church, venerable font of revealed wisdom, a martyr to the cause of economic justice, voice of political conscience, and beloved founder of a respected bastion of western Journalism, has died at age 92.
posted by clarknova (4 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Sarcasm and editorializing in an obit post isn't a great idea. It's fine to address controversy, but this tongue-in-cheek, snarky style seems like something better for your own blog. -- taz



 
He died again? Wow, sucks to be him.
posted by newfers at 5:28 AM on September 4, 2012


I heard he was born again..
posted by a non e mouse at 5:29 AM on September 4, 2012


Hell of a nice guy. Face like a biiig apple pie.
posted by Egg Shen at 5:36 AM on September 4, 2012


Face like a biiig apple pie.

Constantly seemed like he'd been baked for a while?
posted by jaduncan at 5:41 AM on September 4, 2012


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