Buy A Leather Bikini Worn By Bo Derek, It's The Patriotic Thing To Do.

October 31, 2001 5:46 AM

Buy A Leather Bikini Worn By Bo Derek, It's The Patriotic Thing To Do. One of the many semi-frightening items being offered in eBay's Auction For America. Fetish Bo's most intimate apparel guilt-free, knowing that you're doing it in the name of freedom. Happy Halloween!
posted by tpoh.org (9 comments total)

I'm sorry if this doesn't quite measure up to everyone's quality standards, but I couldn't help it - once I saw this thing, Frank Zappa's "Jazz Discharge Party Hat" immediately sprung into my head. Now if that doesn't scare you, I don't know what will.

As above, so below. Blessed Samhain, everyone.
posted by tpoh.org at 5:49 AM on October 31, 2001

But don't fret, if you don't win that auction, there's plenty of other classy Bo Derek stuff available on eBay...like this high-quality light switch plate cover from the movie "10," a 1981 set of Fleer Bo Derek cards, and plenty of "Orca the Killer Whale" memorabilia...
posted by tpl1212 at 6:00 AM on October 31, 2001

Heh heh, this is great. The guy with the GnR comics is now gonna get something like 300+ hits on his Honesty counter, and no bids whatsoever - and won't have a clue why. Heh heh - I like it, I like it!

Oooh, and while you're at it, here's the best Halloween song you've never heard. From the master of the song poem, Mr. "Beat Of The Traps" himself, Rodd Keith. Whoever sent in this poem to be recorded truly got his/her money's worth.

Courtesy of the American Song-Poem Music Archives, Phil Milstein's monument to outsider mail-order music.
posted by tpoh.org at 6:09 AM on October 31, 2001

OK, show of hands: Who wouldn't take a whiff of that bikini?
posted by bondcliff at 6:34 AM on October 31, 2001

duuuuuude!!!!!

Throws flag on play, blows whistle, points at bondcliff

"Fifteen yard penalty, Unnecessary Vividness, First Down"
posted by Optamystic at 6:42 AM on October 31, 2001

snfffffffffffffffff

Mmmmm...sweaty antelope leather....
posted by tpl1212 at 6:49 AM on October 31, 2001

tpoh: The song-poem link made my day! I have always been curious about those ads. Thanks!
posted by realjanetkagan at 7:07 AM on October 31, 2001

I'm more interested in bidding on the piece of drywall that's served as Bo's acting coach for the last 20 years.
posted by judomadonna at 8:39 AM on October 31, 2001

I didn't immediately realize who Bo Derek was. I thought for a minute that you meant Bo Diddley, and that would be just wierd...

But I would probably bid on it.
posted by kingjeff at 3:40 PM on October 31, 2001