YOU COULD TRIP AND FALL
September 7, 2012 7:24 AM   Subscribe

PLEASE STOP RUNNING

RUNNING CAN BE EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND IS NOT RECOMMENDED
posted by Smart Dalek (12 comments total) 20 users marked this as a favorite

 
Eponylarious.
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 7:28 AM on September 7, 2012 [7 favorites]


A note on the tags: It's Mirror's Edge, not Razor's Edge.
posted by jedicus at 7:29 AM on September 7, 2012


MML: A Canabalt style endless running game, with a dystopian GladOS flavour.
posted by zamboni at 7:30 AM on September 7, 2012


DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO, creepy computer voice.
posted by no regrets, coyote at 7:36 AM on September 7, 2012 [1 favorite]


Hmm. After shooting a few things it seemed to reach a point where I was just jumping stuff and nothing else was happening.
posted by Decani at 8:12 AM on September 7, 2012


This reminds me of this one flash cartoon I linked to people a number of years ago, in that the loading screen said "Not playing" when it was loading and "Not Loading" with a play button when it was done. Apparently a number of people didn't actually watch the video because they thought the link was broken.

I'm tempted to send them this game to see how long they play it before figuring out the theme, but I don't remember who they were and I like to imagine they're all dead now.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 8:16 AM on September 7, 2012 [1 favorite]


After shooting a few things it seemed to reach a point where I was just jumping stuff and nothing else was happening.
It waits for you to do what it tells you not to do as per the displayed instructions before progressing.
posted by linux at 9:13 AM on September 7, 2012 [2 favorites]


You can also slide and jump at the same time. A good maneuver. FUN.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:46 AM on September 7, 2012


A lot of Flash games have adopted the villainous or contrary narrator since Portal.

Depict1 was one of my favourites.
posted by RobotHero at 10:27 AM on September 7, 2012 [1 favorite]


A strange game. The only way to win is not to trip and fall.
posted by hal9k at 10:30 AM on September 7, 2012


I'm not even going to look as the last Armor Game I discovered here on the blue caused damn near a month's downtime.
posted by bz at 11:18 AM on September 7, 2012


I love this because I have always really sucked at the run/shoot stuff aspect of all video games. Which causes me to almost universally suck at them.
posted by Sara C. at 11:46 AM on September 7, 2012 [1 favorite]


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