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September 16, 2012 4:35 PM   Subscribe

Willy Bum Bum. Not safe for anything, really (cartoon willies and bums).
posted by cmoj (52 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite

 
This is what the Internet was made for. We can all go home now.
posted by egypturnash at 4:49 PM on September 16, 2012 [11 favorites]


One day I was stuck in traffic in Montreal, and a guy cut me off pretty harshly. So of course, I flipped him the bird. Karma being what it is, of course I came window to window with this guy a few minutes later. He looks over at me and says "You should take that finger, and put it in your bum!"

Put it in your bum, indeed.
posted by empatterson at 4:53 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


Phew! I'm just glad there were no nipples!
posted by bicyclefish at 4:57 PM on September 16, 2012


Show me your genitals (nsfw).
posted by Kale Slayer at 5:03 PM on September 16, 2012 [3 favorites]


Why does this exist? WHY?!
posted by asnider at 5:08 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


I can't endorse this
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:10 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


I suspect that if that video had continued for another two minutes, it would have become so fractally-dense with layered willy/bum imagery that it would have triggered an irreversible psycho-memetic mutation wave, and then all life on Earth would turn into willies, bums, or some kind of unimaginable gibbering willy/bum chimera.

Long live the New Willies! And the Friendly Old Bums!
posted by Strange Interlude at 5:13 PM on September 16, 2012 [4 favorites]


I endorse this
posted by NiteMayr at 5:15 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


Not safe for anything, indeed. What was that? What did I just watch?
posted by Roger Dodger at 5:15 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


Shades of Brad Neely there.
posted by sutt at 5:23 PM on September 16, 2012


Campaign videos are certainly getting stranger as we approach November.
posted by TwelveTwo at 5:23 PM on September 16, 2012 [24 favorites]


I just gave myself a verbal warning for watching this on my own phone on my own time. Not safe indeed!
posted by Brocktoon at 5:26 PM on September 16, 2012


I couldn't make it more than 20 seconds.
posted by desjardins at 5:26 PM on September 16, 2012 [4 favorites]


Zombie Salvador Dali approves of this.
posted by etc. at 5:48 PM on September 16, 2012


I'm Butt Romney and I approve this massage.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:04 PM on September 16, 2012


I'm just gonna stick with the classics, thanks.
posted by droplet at 6:09 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


Oh, my. Indeed.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 6:13 PM on September 16, 2012


This is art. I mean fart.
posted by swift at 6:28 PM on September 16, 2012


The word 'inane' just doesn't do it justice. If it sticks in my head I'm gonna sue. Cartman meets Dada. Or something. Was it good? I will never know.
posted by Monkeymoo at 6:32 PM on September 16, 2012


I cancelled cable for this?

!!!
posted by mazola at 6:35 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


I assume this is the result of an experiment to determine what weebl-stuff would be like without the humor, musical talent or animation skill.
posted by George_Spiggott at 6:37 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


The winner for Best Youtube Screenplay goes to...
posted by benzenedream at 6:43 PM on September 16, 2012


How low the mighty Cyriak has fallen!
posted by Nomyte at 6:50 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


I guess this is what you would call a bum rap.
posted by carter at 6:50 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


Oddly compelling.
posted by kinnakeet at 6:51 PM on September 16, 2012


I want to slow this down to examine each and every frame. Minutely.
posted by Foam Pants at 6:56 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


.
posted by SounderCoo at 7:08 PM on September 16, 2012


To paraphrase JBS Haldane, the acceptance of bums and willies will pass through four stages:

1. Why does this exist? Why?
2. This is art. I mean fart.
3. Shades of Brad Neely and/or weebl
4. I want to slow this down to examine each and every frame. Minutely.

Naturally, this goes for smelly old wasps, too...
posted by flechsig at 7:11 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


There is much to love about this video, but on reflection I think my favourite thing is that the wasp shows remorse.
posted by pont at 7:32 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


My favourite thing is how he puts the wasp into his own bum, then blames the wasp for stinging him. What was he expecting to happen?
posted by bewilderbeast at 7:48 PM on September 16, 2012


I saw this on Fazed some time ago and sent it to a few friends...I think one of them might have opened it at work. Oops.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 7:57 PM on September 16, 2012


Metafilter: some kind of unimaginable gibbering willy/bum chimera
posted by AdamCSnider at 8:02 PM on September 16, 2012 [5 favorites]


Shades of Brad Neely there.

In no sense is this Neely-esque, besides that they're both animated.
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 8:17 PM on September 16, 2012


GET HIGH BEFORE WATCHING.

I'm just. Saying.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 8:19 PM on September 16, 2012


Watching this will make you high.
posted by swift at 8:58 PM on September 16, 2012


In no sense is this Neely-esque, besides that they're both animated.

Also, the style in which they are animated, and drawn, and coloured, is very similar. Also, they are both set to music. Also, the style of the music to which they are set is very similar.

It's pretty fucking Neely-esque.

Different accent, though.
posted by Sys Rq at 9:33 PM on September 16, 2012


I'm a lurker but this...this...this...whatever it is, brought me out of lurking mode. Wow! I can't even. Wha...!!
(and I've got the song stuck in my head now!)
posted by ramix at 9:43 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


I've found the perfect weapon to make 99% of my FB friends unfriend me! Thanks?
posted by emjaybee at 9:45 PM on September 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


I immediately emailed this to a friend, then emailed her again begging her not to watch it.
posted by pugh at 10:16 PM on September 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


I'm just gonna stick with the classics, thanks

Yeah. If you're going to make a song about putting your penis into things, it doesn't have to be terrible.
posted by hydrophonic at 10:23 PM on September 16, 2012


GET HIGH BEFORE WATCHING.

Did not help.
posted by brennen at 10:41 PM on September 16, 2012


Some of my best friends are willies.
posted by Goofyy at 10:53 PM on September 16, 2012


Some of my best friends are dicks.
posted by moneyjane at 11:36 PM on September 16, 2012


This comment thread was 100x funnier than the linked video.
posted by Joh at 12:03 AM on September 17, 2012


the only good thing about this video is that the animation wasn't full blown cyriak. God help us all if he ever does a take on it.
posted by 0bs01337 at 12:17 AM on September 17, 2012


There are shaded places in the sharp corners of the internet. There are shadowed alleys of so many digital slums. Places where neither cowards nor no men of law dare tread. Places where no words are exchanged for fear of making a sound. There are places where a fool may find a lost and desolate Geocities page. A page which was lost not like keys, but lost like a soul. There, and there alone, you may find cyriak porn. And lost you will become, lost not like keys, but like a mind.
posted by TwelveTwo at 12:30 AM on September 17, 2012


So I am drunk enough that I am actually debating whether or not I am going to post this on my blog. Like, seriously wrestling with this question. Soul searching, even.


Bear in mind, I just posted this a little over a week ago, and I do have more scotch now . So the line is finer than you might imagine.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:34 AM on September 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Complicating matters - my Mom liked that last video on Facebook. And I do strive to gain her approval, as should we all.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:38 AM on September 17, 2012


At 0:45, the video reinforces the stereotype of blacks having larger penises.
At 1:33, the video reinforces the stereotype of Asians having smaller penises.
posted by Jeff Mangum's Penny-farthing at 3:54 AM on September 17, 2012


Welp, time to clear out the "recently watched" menu once again...
posted by ook at 5:12 AM on September 17, 2012


Okay. This morning in the shower I found myself chanting "Willy Bum Bum Bum Bum," and it hit me. This thing reminds me of being very young and messing around with language, stringing words together and experimenting with them just for the pleasure of making silly sounds. Hours were spent with friends slinging nonsense verses at each other and laughing at the results. And if the words had a bit of shock value, all the better to make our parents' eyes wide if they overheard!

So that's why I like this. It's sheer silly fun and the drawings are perfect--too stylized to offend, yet graphic enough to elicit a response, but clearly never meant to be taken seriously.

Watching this made me feel like a naughty kid again. Which felt good. So thanks for posting!
posted by kinnakeet at 5:26 AM on September 17, 2012 [5 favorites]


First YouTube comment I saw: "Was this based on a true story?"
posted by psoas at 12:10 PM on September 17, 2012


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