I guess it's a little late to ask you all to vote #1 quidnunc. posted by the quidnunc kid at 8:57 AM on September 25, 2012 [6 favorites]
That #1 word caused me to get second place in a spelling bee when I was in the seventh grade. I'm still mad about it. posted by box at 9:00 AM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
I just checked the "H" bracket - how did "Haver" not make it in? posted by never used baby shoes at 9:03 AM on September 25, 2012
I was just thinking the "H" cracked was flawed for not including "Hoosegow"! But "Hornswaggle" was a strong contender. posted by demonic winged headgear at 9:04 AM on September 25, 2012
YES! I have used the best word FOUR times in my MeFi posting history. And I even spelled it correctly once. posted by maudlin at 9:05 AM on September 25, 2012 [2 favorites]
Why must simple peasant folk such as meself be subject to the whims of the literati on such a grand contest?
I had hoped it would span the entire dictionary to come to a conclusive decision. . . posted by ~Bert at 9:16 AM on September 25, 2012
uh, I've been pronouncing best word wrong, not that I've actually used it in a sentence, so I'm changing my vote to pixilated. posted by TWinbrook8 at 9:18 AM on September 25, 2012
Yes, it should use the entire dictionary. And of course to be done right it should be crowd-sourced, not the capricious whims of a random blogger. posted by bitslayer at 9:20 AM on September 25, 2012
Penultimate didn't make it either. Maybe it was next.
This might be the penultimate comment-generating thread on metafilter for the past week (after the Romney self destructs own campaign thread) posted by mcstayinskool at 9:23 AM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
Dismayed to see that "showrunner" missed out again. posted by metaBugs at 9:24 AM on September 25, 2012
Too much padding with lame words. posted by 23skidoo at 9:26 AM on September 25, 2012
I was out of my office pool after round 1. Thanks for nothing, flibbertigibbet! posted by Mister_A at 9:32 AM on September 25, 2012
Don't know about 'best', but zyzygy is the most beautiful word ever and it didn't even make the list :( posted by sexyrobot at 9:32 AM on September 25, 2012 [2 favorites]
I'll just go ahead and assume "pants" is already in the Word Hall of Fame. posted by bondcliff at 9:34 AM on September 25, 2012 [2 favorites]
I call shenanigans. The winner is clearly flibbertigibbet. posted by BeeDo at 9:43 AM on September 25, 2012
A bubble sort could have resolved this in microseconds. posted by blue_beetle at 9:45 AM on September 25, 2012
No prestidigitator?!? posted by papercake at 10:26 AM on September 25, 2012
How could "kerfuffle" make it through the K bracket but "brouhaha" not even make it anywhere in the B bracket. brouhaha, you coulda been a contender. posted by spock at 10:30 AM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
Hornswaggle wuz robbed!
Looking forward to the recrudescence of hornswaggle in next years tournament. posted by incandissonance at 10:33 AM on September 25, 2012
NEEDS MORE SESQUIPEDALIANISM posted by Mister_A at 10:37 AM on September 25, 2012
Modell: You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. posted by the sobsister at 10:40 AM on September 25, 2012
I once read Funk and Wagnall's as a child looking for great words. I remember sorting out my favorites by letter (and still remember) asphodel, bashi-bazouk, crookneck, deadpan... yada-yada-yada... ziggurat. posted by dances_with_sneetches at 10:42 AM on September 25, 2012
No bamboozle? No Highfalutin? This isn't a list, expect a large Brouhaha. posted by cccorlew at 10:47 AM on September 25, 2012
zyzygy is the most beautiful word ever and it didn't even make the list
Maybe because it's not a word? Are you thinking of syzygy?
The sentiment in these comments makes it obvious: Metafilter needs to hold one of these. posted by egypturnash at 11:01 AM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
And of course to be done right it should be crowd-sourced
If you did that 4chan would descend upon the contest and we'd end up with the best word being "wut". posted by ymgve at 11:01 AM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
This isn't a list, expect a large Brouhaha.
And a lot of balderdash and ballyhoo. Don't worry, though. It's only talk. posted by benito.strauss at 11:12 AM on September 25, 2012
And a lot of balderdash and ballyhoo. Don't worry, though. It's only talk.
I'm not sure. I feel a real donnybrook a comin'. posted by cccorlew at 11:19 AM on September 25, 2012
never used baby shoes: "I just checked the "H" bracket - how did "Haver" not make it in"
If we're going to allow Scottishisms, clearly the "H" entry should be "hornygolloch", Scots for earwig. "Scoople an' scaly, he has twa horns and a cantle o' feet an' a forkie tailie," as Burns says.
It's actually written as two words in the linked article, but I've seen it written as a single word and hyphenated, too, so I'm allowing it. posted by Jakey at 11:22 AM on September 25, 2012
In the shadow of diphthong. posted by ersatz at 12:28 PM on September 25, 2012
No way "smegma" loses to "sphincter!" I call "shenanigans!" Heh. (That one lost to "scalawag.") You're all a bunch of ne'er-do-wells. posted by Mental Wimp at 12:50 PM on September 25, 2012
Phlegm isn't a real P word. Penultimate and Penumbra are good, but I like the nice and simple Plum.
B should have been Boustrophedon. The world's greatest etymology. posted by painquale at 12:51 PM on September 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
That being said, this is a very good list. Akimbo, Umpteen, Juggernaut, Wonk... all strong contenders. posted by painquale at 12:54 PM on September 25, 2012
The nice thing is, you can use your diphtong to cover both your gherkin and your sphincter. posted by stargell at 1:05 PM on September 25, 2012 [2 favorites]
You got 'egregious' right, so I'm inclined to believe you. But for some reason I can't fully trust you, devious truculent and unreliable, though I can't put my finger on it. posted by benito.strauss at 10:55 AM on September 26, 2012
You forgot W. Or is there no W word worthy of the list? Or is Wiggle meant to be on there? posted by painquale at 11:21 AM on September 26, 2012
Wrassle, Wrangle, Whirligig, Wampum, Wroth? posted by BrotherCaine at 8:01 PM on September 26, 2012
The best word is "cerulean"
i prefer "ultramarine" ...it's like the ocean...but better! posted by sexyrobot at 8:38 PM on September 26, 2012
I'm going to plump for pulchritude. It's almost zaftig in its ungainliness. posted by Cash4Lead at 7:44 AM on September 27, 2012
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