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I have no idea how these cats got all this money, or why.
I have no idea how these cats got all this money, or why.
Vice asks the hard questions so we don't have to:
“How would a cat go about accumulating all this cash? What would these cats be spending cash on if spending cash was something cats did?”posted by maryr at 7:04 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
My ex had a cost that was always yowling for food. Sometimes I would tease him by trying to hand him a couple singles and telling him to go to the store himself then make fun of him for not having pockets to keep the money in or thumbs to carry it. Never though to take pic of him with the money, it would have been cute.
posted by Ad hominem at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by Ad hominem at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [3 favorites]
'cuz life ain't nothin but kitties and money.
posted by C^3 at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by C^3 at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [4 favorites]
Had a cat.
posted by Ad hominem at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012
posted by Ad hominem at 7:06 PM on September 26, 2012
Meh. It's no Rich Cats of Instagram.
posted by radwolf76 at 7:09 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by radwolf76 at 7:09 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
'S OK, Ad hominem. We all know that cats equal cost.
posted by BlueHorse at 7:11 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by BlueHorse at 7:11 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
They don't care about the money. But they are amused by how exited humans get when they lay down on the money.
posted by Kevin Street at 7:12 PM on September 26, 2012
posted by Kevin Street at 7:12 PM on September 26, 2012
There's like $3000 worth of cat toys there!
posted by acheekymonkey at 7:18 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by acheekymonkey at 7:18 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
I'm in the wrong profession.
I should be raising cats.
posted by HuronBob at 7:22 PM on September 26, 2012
I should be raising cats.
posted by HuronBob at 7:22 PM on September 26, 2012
Don't touch Hitler Cat's money--he needs it to fund the Purrmacht.
posted by Cash4Lead at 7:23 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Cash4Lead at 7:23 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
'S OK, Ad hominem. We all know that cats equal cost.
Also exes.
posted by brennen at 7:24 PM on September 26, 2012
Also exes.
posted by brennen at 7:24 PM on September 26, 2012
I would watch a show called Cash Cats if it were on, say, the Discovery Channel.
posted by Mael Oui at 7:24 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Mael Oui at 7:24 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
I would watch a show called Cash Cats if it were on, say, the Discovery Channel.Please! Like the Discover Channel would ever stoop to those depths...
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Clearly you were thinking of The Learning Channel.
posted by -1 at 7:36 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
This is pretty much the only site I've seen where the .biz TLD choice was a completely appropriate.
posted by burnmp3s at 7:41 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by burnmp3s at 7:41 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
My favorite "nothing exceeds like excess" Ca$hCat is this guy, who appears to be warming ~$3M USD. Even if it's prop money--it's prop money, right?--whoever took that photo put a respectable amount of effort into arranging that photo.
I also want to point out my own Mavis (with Scratchy Whale) and Marcel.
posted by pullayup at 8:02 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
I also want to point out my own Mavis (with Scratchy Whale) and Marcel.
posted by pullayup at 8:02 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
This is like the flip side of Cats-4-Gold.
posted by hattifattener at 8:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by hattifattener at 8:06 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
-1: "Clearly you were thinking of The Learning Channel."
I dunno. Cash Cats seems a bit too classy for them.
posted by schmod at 8:15 PM on September 26, 2012
I dunno. Cash Cats seems a bit too classy for them.
posted by schmod at 8:15 PM on September 26, 2012
I miss Oolong. It's all about the money, now.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 9:15 PM on September 26, 2012
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 9:15 PM on September 26, 2012
All I could think of when viewing these...
"Imma make it raaaain up in here."
posted by FlamingBore at 9:21 PM on September 26, 2012
"Imma make it raaaain up in here."
posted by FlamingBore at 9:21 PM on September 26, 2012
Missing the dime bags of catnip, stacked next to the money.
posted by Goofyy at 9:22 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Goofyy at 9:22 PM on September 26, 2012 [2 favorites]
Even if it's prop money--it's prop money, right?
The serial numbers are all the same, so yeah.
posted by Tsuga at 9:32 PM on September 26, 2012
The serial numbers are all the same, so yeah.
posted by Tsuga at 9:32 PM on September 26, 2012
I think this cat is chewing on a $100 bill... if that isn't a fake, what the fuck?
posted by snorkmaiden at 9:52 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by snorkmaiden at 9:52 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
It's not weed, it's catnip.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:14 PM on September 26, 2012
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:14 PM on September 26, 2012
I think this cat is chewing on a $100 bill... if that isn't a fake, what the fuck?
You'll have to ask pullayup, it's their cat.
But I assure you, you have most likely handled paper money that has been in even more questionable situations than having a cat chew on it, and been blissfully unaware.
posted by radwolf76 at 10:36 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
You'll have to ask pullayup, it's their cat.
But I assure you, you have most likely handled paper money that has been in even more questionable situations than having a cat chew on it, and been blissfully unaware.
posted by radwolf76 at 10:36 PM on September 26, 2012 [1 favorite]
Whoa, there's an Australian kitty in there, with a grand in cash. And s/he's winking.
What? No! I did not go through pages and pages of filthy rich felines just to find with Aus currency. Whatever makes you think that?
posted by b33j at 11:31 PM on September 26, 2012
What? No! I did not go through pages and pages of filthy rich felines just to find with Aus currency. Whatever makes you think that?
posted by b33j at 11:31 PM on September 26, 2012
Hmm, I wonder if the FBI and other assorted intelligence agencies are perusing these pics to pick up serial numbers on cash, looking for actual stolen cash.
posted by b33j at 11:33 PM on September 26, 2012
posted by b33j at 11:33 PM on September 26, 2012
A while back, I ended up in a circumstance where I had about $15K in cash. So of course I took a picture of one of my cats laying on it. (I can't find where I stashed a copy of the pic at the moment. Sigh.)
posted by rmd1023 at 5:09 AM on September 27, 2012
posted by rmd1023 at 5:09 AM on September 27, 2012
I think this cat is chewing on a $100 bill... if that isn't a fake, what the fuck?
Of the 234 U.S. bills collected in 17 large and small cities, nearly 90 percent had traces of cat spit, especially in larger cities such as Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit. Ninety-five percent of the dollars found in Washington, D.C., had cat spit embedded in their fibers—among the highest in the study.
posted by pullayup at 9:17 PM on September 27, 2012 [3 favorites]
Of the 234 U.S. bills collected in 17 large and small cities, nearly 90 percent had traces of cat spit, especially in larger cities such as Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit. Ninety-five percent of the dollars found in Washington, D.C., had cat spit embedded in their fibers—among the highest in the study.
posted by pullayup at 9:17 PM on September 27, 2012 [3 favorites]
Really! That is remarkable. On the very rare occasions (actually, maybe only once) when I've had a $100 bill, it has been closely guarded. No cat or any other creature may chew on them.
(Because how terrible would you feel if your cat ate $100??)
posted by snorkmaiden at 8:59 AM on September 28, 2012
(Because how terrible would you feel if your cat ate $100??)
posted by snorkmaiden at 8:59 AM on September 28, 2012
Cash4Lead I know I have a better pic somewhere on my home computer, but here's a cropped pic that I used for an lj icon.
snorkmaiden: the trick is to catch the cat before it does more than nibble it. And if the cat pukes on it, well, there's always money laundering. :)
posted by rmd1023 at 1:11 PM on September 28, 2012
snorkmaiden: the trick is to catch the cat before it does more than nibble it. And if the cat pukes on it, well, there's always money laundering. :)
posted by rmd1023 at 1:11 PM on September 28, 2012
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