Mmm, tastes like chicken
September 30, 2012 7:00 PM Subscribe
It might still be September, but signs of halloween are already in the air. Or, rather, at the butcher's.
Mmm, long pig.
posted by mhoye at 7:17 PM on September 30, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by mhoye at 7:17 PM on September 30, 2012 [2 favorites]
Why settle for lookalikes?
posted by ColdChef at 7:55 PM on September 30, 2012 [7 favorites]
posted by ColdChef at 7:55 PM on September 30, 2012 [7 favorites]
Why settle for lookalikes?
posted by ColdChef
Epony-stay-the-hell-away-from-me-with-cleaver-mous
posted by 445supermag at 8:02 PM on September 30, 2012 [14 favorites]
posted by ColdChef
Epony-stay-the-hell-away-from-me-with-cleaver-mous
posted by 445supermag at 8:02 PM on September 30, 2012 [14 favorites]
Why settle for lookalikes?
posted by ColdChef
Epony-stay-the-hell-away-from-me-with-cleaver-mous
People who have heard ColdChef's story about the radiator are already squirming just FYI
posted by The Whelk at 8:06 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
Mmmmm, pork and beans with ...weenies?
Way to leave us hanging, Whelk.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:21 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
Way to leave us hanging, Whelk.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:21 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them. And I usually don't find judging peoples' preferences to be productive or interesting. This is one of those line-crossing things for me. Gross.
posted by bleep at 8:46 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by bleep at 8:46 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
That might lead to some interesting conversations once you get it home.
posted by arcticseal at 8:49 PM on September 30, 2012
posted by arcticseal at 8:49 PM on September 30, 2012
If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them.
It's pretty much the most basic joke there is. "You're in danger! No, you're not." Peek-a-boo and tickling are the earliest jokes you can tell a baby; animals play by pretending to stalk and kill each other.
posted by Scattercat at 8:51 PM on September 30, 2012 [5 favorites]
It's pretty much the most basic joke there is. "You're in danger! No, you're not." Peek-a-boo and tickling are the earliest jokes you can tell a baby; animals play by pretending to stalk and kill each other.
posted by Scattercat at 8:51 PM on September 30, 2012 [5 favorites]
I've been wondering how to level up from vegetarian to double-vegetarian. And now I know! So thanks.
posted by threeants at 8:52 PM on September 30, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by threeants at 8:52 PM on September 30, 2012 [4 favorites]
If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them.
I find this funny. Feel free to judge, and the list of what's wrong with me is quite long.
I should also note that I once made a rodent-shaped meatloaf for a girlfriend on Groundhog's day.
posted by ColdChef at 9:12 PM on September 30, 2012 [13 favorites]
I find this funny. Feel free to judge, and the list of what's wrong with me is quite long.
I should also note that I once made a rodent-shaped meatloaf for a girlfriend on Groundhog's day.
posted by ColdChef at 9:12 PM on September 30, 2012 [13 favorites]
I should also note that I once made a rodent-shaped meatloaf for a girlfriend on Groundhog's day.
Reader, I married him.
posted by Rangeboy at 9:42 PM on September 30, 2012 [11 favorites]
Reader, I married him.
posted by Rangeboy at 9:42 PM on September 30, 2012 [11 favorites]
Traditional accompaniments:
Solanum anthropophagorum (fruit sauce, and for en papilliote.)
Streblus anthropophagorum for leafy greens.
Diascorea bulbifera anthropophagorum for carbs.
posted by cromagnon at 10:50 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
Solanum anthropophagorum (fruit sauce, and for en papilliote.)
Streblus anthropophagorum for leafy greens.
Diascorea bulbifera anthropophagorum for carbs.
posted by cromagnon at 10:50 PM on September 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
If you're in London in late October then you might be interested in this: Eat Your Heart Out, and anatomically correct (very grisly) cake shop in the Pathology Museum of St Bart's Hostpital
More pics here
posted by DanCall at 12:46 AM on October 1, 2012
More pics here
posted by DanCall at 12:46 AM on October 1, 2012
I've been wondering how to level up from vegetarian to double-vegetarian. And now I know! So thanks.
By eating one?
It sounds better than my scheme to milk a vegan.
posted by sebastienbailard at 2:30 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
By eating one?
It sounds better than my scheme to milk a vegan.
posted by sebastienbailard at 2:30 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
I only have one question.
How much did ColdChef have to pay to get Matt to create MetaFilter, pay the butcher to stage this, get someone to do a website about it, and then bribe overhauser to do an FPP.... all for the uber-eponysterical privilege of making that comment? 'Cuz this shit doesn't happen by accident.
posted by HuronBob at 3:31 AM on October 1, 2012 [2 favorites]
How much did ColdChef have to pay to get Matt to create MetaFilter, pay the butcher to stage this, get someone to do a website about it, and then bribe overhauser to do an FPP.... all for the uber-eponysterical privilege of making that comment? 'Cuz this shit doesn't happen by accident.
posted by HuronBob at 3:31 AM on October 1, 2012 [2 favorites]
From Eat Your Heart Out: Anus Cupcake
Hey! NSFW! I mean: ANUS CUPCAKE.
posted by chavenet at 4:57 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
Hey! NSFW! I mean: ANUS CUPCAKE.
posted by chavenet at 4:57 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
So the human butcher (surprisingly!) grossed me out, but the anus cupcake made me go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I don't know what to make of any of that.
posted by rusty at 8:52 AM on October 1, 2012
I don't know what to make of any of that.
posted by rusty at 8:52 AM on October 1, 2012
I would link to some hilarious goatse cookies I saw a while back but that would require googling "goatse cookies" and I think we all know that is just not going to happen.
posted by elizardbits at 9:09 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by elizardbits at 9:09 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
You mean these goatse cookies? (thank god I'm on a borrowed computer)
posted by benzenedream at 9:32 AM on October 1, 2012
posted by benzenedream at 9:32 AM on October 1, 2012
Everyone always asks why my tomato sauce is so good, and I always reply enthusiastically "Stick a cock in it!"
posted by TheRedArmy at 9:37 AM on October 1, 2012
posted by TheRedArmy at 9:37 AM on October 1, 2012
So, whilst trying to find ColdChef's secret radiator story, I came upon this podcast, which I will have to save for later, and then THIS. Do you see where you people have sent me now? I may never sleep again!
posted by blurker at 9:41 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by blurker at 9:41 AM on October 1, 2012 [1 favorite]
Damn ine Pies!
posted by Katjusa Roquette at 10:35 AM on October 2, 2012
posted by Katjusa Roquette at 10:35 AM on October 2, 2012
Damn Fine Pies!
posted by Katjusa Roquette at 4:27 PM on October 2, 2012
posted by Katjusa Roquette at 4:27 PM on October 2, 2012
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