Comments on: Mmm, tastes like chicken

Mmm, tastes like chicken

overhauser — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:00:30 -0800

It might still be September, but signs of halloween are already in the air. Or, rather, at the butcher's.

By: Inspector.Gadget

Inspector.Gadget — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:08:49 -0800

FYI: There are simulated chopped-off dicks in a bedpan in that link. Gentlemen, please adopt the appropriate posture for launching into the standard crotch-cover/cringe maneuver. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by NOPE NOPE NOPE, Inc.

By: mhoye

mhoye — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:17:34 -0800

Mmm, long pig.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:55:36 -0800

Why settle for lookalikes?

By: 445supermag

445supermag — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:02:16 -0800

Why settle for lookalikes? posted by ColdChef Epony-stay-the-hell-away-from-me-with-cleaver-mous

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:06:27 -0800

Why settle for lookalikes? posted by ColdChef Epony-stay-the-hell-away-from-me-with-cleaver-mous People who have heard ColdChef's story about the radiator are already squirming just FYI

By: item

item — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:20:26 -0800

People who know ColdChef's profession aren't squirming, they're calling the authorities.

By: BlueHorse

BlueHorse — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:21:28 -0800

Mmmmm, pork and beans with ...weenies? Way to leave us hanging, Whelk.

By: bleep

bleep — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:46:09 -0800

If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them. And I usually don't find judging peoples' preferences to be productive or interesting. This is one of those line-crossing things for me. Gross.

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:49:39 -0800

That might lead to some interesting conversations once you get it home.

By: Scattercat

Scattercat — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:51:52 -0800

If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them. It's pretty much the most basic joke there is. "You're in danger! No, you're not." Peek-a-boo and tickling are the earliest jokes you can tell a baby; animals play by pretending to stalk and kill each other.

By: threeants

threeants — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:52:36 -0800

I've been wondering how to level up from vegetarian to double-vegetarian. And now I know! So thanks.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:12:34 -0800

If I personally knew someone who found this funny, I would judge that person and want to know what was wrong with them. I find this funny. Feel free to judge, and the list of what's wrong with me is quite long. I should also note that I once made a rodent-shaped meatloaf for a girlfriend on Groundhog's day.

By: Rangeboy

Rangeboy — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:42:03 -0800

I should also note that I once made a rodent-shaped meatloaf for a girlfriend on Groundhog's day. Reader, I married him.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:43:53 -0800

More photos of butcher shop here.

By: cromagnon

cromagnon — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:50:54 -0800

Traditional accompaniments: Solanum anthropophagorum (fruit sauce, and for en papilliote.) Streblus anthropophagorum for leafy greens. Diascorea bulbifera anthropophagorum for carbs.

By: benzenedream

benzenedream — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 00:02:25 -0800

Got nothing on the original meat hand.

By: DanCall

DanCall — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 00:46:21 -0800

If you're in London in late October then you might be interested in this: Eat Your Heart Out, and anatomically correct (very grisly) cake shop in the Pathology Museum of St Bart's Hostpital More pics here

By: sebastienbailard

sebastienbailard — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 02:30:42 -0800

I've been wondering how to level up from vegetarian to double-vegetarian. And now I know! So thanks. By eating one? It sounds better than my scheme to milk a vegan.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 03:31:21 -0800

I only have one question. How much did ColdChef have to pay to get Matt to create MetaFilter, pay the butcher to stage this, get someone to do a website about it, and then bribe overhauser to do an FPP.... all for the uber-eponysterical privilege of making that comment? 'Cuz this shit doesn't happen by accident.

By: chavenet

chavenet — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 04:57:25 -0800

From Eat Your Heart Out: Anus Cupcake Hey! NSFW! I mean: ANUS CUPCAKE.

By: rusty

rusty — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 08:52:12 -0800

So the human butcher (surprisingly!) grossed me out, but the anus cupcake made me go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I don't know what to make of any of that.

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 09:09:00 -0800

I would link to some hilarious goatse cookies I saw a while back but that would require googling "goatse cookies" and I think we all know that is just not going to happen.

By: benzenedream

benzenedream — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 09:32:58 -0800

You mean these goatse cookies? (thank god I'm on a borrowed computer)

By: TheRedArmy

TheRedArmy — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 09:37:23 -0800

Everyone always asks why my tomato sauce is so good, and I always reply enthusiastically "Stick a cock in it!"

By: blurker

blurker — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 09:41:14 -0800

So, whilst trying to find ColdChef's secret radiator story, I came upon this podcast, which I will have to save for later, and then THIS. Do you see where you people have sent me now? I may never sleep again!

By: Katjusa Roquette

Katjusa Roquette — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 10:35:27 -0800

Damn ine Pies!

By: Katjusa Roquette

Katjusa Roquette — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:27:31 -0800

Damn Fine Pies!