SHARK ATTACKS LINKED TO BIN LADEN NETWORK
November 3, 2001 11:31 AM Subscribe
SHARK ATTACKS LINKED TO BIN LADEN NETWORK From the Brains Trust...first I've heard of this story, plus Minnesota Moms wage anthrax counter-terrorism...thru Linklust
And in other news...
Secret agent injured by self-destructing message
"...Investigators say the high-tech device functioned normally and exploded after the 30-second interval as required by government regulations. However, Krittenden, who was traveling on a crowded train at the time, was unable to find a safe place to dispose of the device quickly enough."
I always wondered about that. They never show you the truth on Mission Impossible reruns! They always get rid of the top secret device just before it blows off a hand. How many top secret agents are maimed every year because the CIA wants to protect national security? It's an outrage! Thank God for The Brains Trust! What laser-tipped reporting! Wow! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go finish reading my copy of The Cartoon History Of The Universe Volume Two.
posted by ZachsMind at 1:36 PM on November 3, 2001
Secret agent injured by self-destructing message
"...Investigators say the high-tech device functioned normally and exploded after the 30-second interval as required by government regulations. However, Krittenden, who was traveling on a crowded train at the time, was unable to find a safe place to dispose of the device quickly enough."
I always wondered about that. They never show you the truth on Mission Impossible reruns! They always get rid of the top secret device just before it blows off a hand. How many top secret agents are maimed every year because the CIA wants to protect national security? It's an outrage! Thank God for The Brains Trust! What laser-tipped reporting! Wow! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go finish reading my copy of The Cartoon History Of The Universe Volume Two.
posted by ZachsMind at 1:36 PM on November 3, 2001
My, does that sound like an Onion-worthy headline or what?
(except, of course, isn't from The Onion this time, as hard it can be to believe that)
Actually I think nearly all the news sites have turned into the same thing with different clothes.
posted by betobeto at 9:23 PM on November 3, 2001
(except, of course, isn't from The Onion this time, as hard it can be to believe that)
Actually I think nearly all the news sites have turned into the same thing with different clothes.
posted by betobeto at 9:23 PM on November 3, 2001
A humour site that has to proclaim just how much the media love it in its masthead somehow kinda gives the game away that it isn't going to be exactly a barrel full of laughs...
posted by kerplunk at 3:43 AM on November 4, 2001
posted by kerplunk at 3:43 AM on November 4, 2001
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