Everybody yields to S.H.I.E.L.D.
October 9, 2012 5:35 AM Subscribe
posted by MartinWisse (40 comments total)
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Added to the list of songs banned from performance at S.H.I.E.L.D. Karaoke Night is “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner, even if, ESPECIALLY if, you are Mr. Stark singing it to Capt. Rogers with “sulky puppydog eyes.” -- From the desk of Nick Fury, Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, to whom it may concern
Nick Fury has a lot on his plate, what with leading the defences of the free west against the evils of, well, everything, as director of S.H.I.E.L.D., but as his memos show
, his own agents aren't exactly helping either.
The agents responsible
for taking Captain Rogers to a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’, and convincing him that was how the war ended, have been identified, and have forfeited their furlough time until they provide him with a proper History textbook and debrief him.]
, incident reports that commence with “My Dearest Princess Celestia” will not be accepted as formal paperwork for any post-mission debrief.
will please cease asking Dr. Reed Richards whether his abilities allow him to “stretch ANY part of his anatomy.” The joke has gotten old, and the fact that Dr. Richards never gets it is, frankly, more embarrassing than the innuendo
Doctors Banner, Ross, Foster, and Pym are reminded
that there is no need to “double check” anything tested on Mythbusters, especially not during work hours.