Comments on: HWÆT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

HWÆT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Smart Dalek — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:28:42 -0800

Hail and well-met, ye good townsfolk! 'Forsooth, what ho is this? Why, 'tis thee Medieval Shark, sallying forth to rend asunder thy countryside!

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:30:20 -0800

Land shark.

By: griphus

griphus — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:33:11 -0800

Oh man I haven't hung out on Kongregate in a while so hooray for telling me there's a new shark game -- it is the fourth in an increasingly awesome series.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:41:28 -0800

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I LOVE IT

By: Curious Artificer

Curious Artificer — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:44:56 -0800

So, it's basically impossible to not get a high score, right?

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 08:58:58 -0800

thanks for this

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:08:24 -0800

Verily unto thee! I hath forgotten today unto is speaketh like a medieval day!

By: One Hand Slowclapping

One Hand Slowclapping — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:11:21 -0800

Wow. The game has a lot of visual energy. That is a very fun look. Plus, it made history come alive and I enjoyed playing and learning.

By: cobaltnine

cobaltnine — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:14:36 -0800

It reminds me a lot of Moby Dick and Moby Dick 2, on Kongregate. There's less axing but more of the 'giant water creature jumping on boats'. It's slightly less manic but similar in feel and, uh, 'plot'.

By: HumanComplex

HumanComplex — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:15:09 -0800

there's so much happening i can't tell what's happening

By: PROD_TPSL

PROD_TPSL — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:29:11 -0800

It's... it's glorious... So beautiful...

By: Kabanos

Kabanos — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:34:08 -0800

Jawes

By: Jehan

Jehan — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:05:14 -0800

Þis game is riȝt well lyk an othre ich habbe iplaid bifor. Also, me þinkþ þin Englishe bieþ ful unwit.

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:10:46 -0800

Is there any more effective strategy than simply holding down the A and ↑ keys, and chortling like a Wall Street banker?

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:19:21 -0800

Is there any more effective strategy than simply holding down the A and ↑ keys, and chortling like a Wall Street banker? Use the down arrow key at the right time and you can get a jester hat for your shark from one of the treasure chests at the bottom of the sea.

By: nailest

nailest — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:23:42 -0800

And a Robin Hood hat! And a Morning Star! And a massive sword! Unfortunately, the Robin Hood hat supersedes the jester hat. You can't wear both at once.

By: symbioid

symbioid — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:45:26 -0800

Wait wait wait... You mean to tell me that when I hear all those old southerners saying "hwat" they're actually pronouncing it more like the original way? I'm not sure if I like that. I'd much rather prefer that I am the sophisticated one looking down on their malformed English ways. *sigh*

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 12:03:14 -0800

Oddly satisfying to submerge and destroy the zeppelin.

By: alasdair

alasdair — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:24:19 -0800

Oddly satisfying to submerge and destroy the zeppelin. 1980s hit-the-key-to-run-Olympics-game flashbacks!

By: beaucoupkevin

beaucoupkevin — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:27:20 -0800

I highly appreciate subtle, nuanced gaming such as this. Quite.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:35:00 -0800

I believe the proper term is "bulette".

By: zinful

zinful — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:55:59 -0800

The peasants yelling "OMG SHARK" really made this work. Most immersive gameplay of the century!

By: JHarris

JHarris — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:06:52 -0800

The Shark games: eating a dead horse.

By: 7segment

7segment — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:05:27 -0800

Finally! A game to outdo Dolphin Dash. Figures they'd both be from Mausland. Comparing that thread (from 2004) with this one is, well, quite amusing.

By: ersatz

ersatz — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 03:22:43 -0800

I ended up dreaming about this game (and The Whelk was the shark's teacher between the stages). Someone post their score, I want to know where my 3875007 stands on the scale of shark destruction.