Dr. Jones, on three separate occasions, has attempted to set fire to the herpetology wing of the biology department.
On the other hand, Doctor Jones has added an abundance of priceless, incredibly rare finds to the permanent collection of the Archeology Department, so tenure will be tentatively granted, but only after Dr. Jones' agreement to replace the carpeting and remove motorcycle treadmarks and scuffs from the floor of the campus library.
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