Comments on: Goodbye Cruel World

Goodbye Cruel World

arcticseal — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 07:59:11 -0800

Ceefax , the world's first teletext information service will be turned off today.

Long beloved in the UK in the pre-internet age for the weather, football results, lottery numbers, news and classified ads; it inspired affection, love letters and art, It goes not gently into the good night, but instead somewhat grumpily. Previously.

By: Kabanos

Kabanos — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:08:53 -0800

Ceefax. Ceefax not run.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:10:56 -0800

ageism

By: Wordshore

Wordshore — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:13:01 -0800

Those rainy saturday afternoons of my youth, of repeatedly excitedly waiting for the League Division One latest football scores page number to cycle round and the page to refresh, to see if Aston Villa had scored a goal since the last refresh. They very rarely did. I hate football now.

By: madajb

madajb — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:13:31 -0800

I used to spend endless amounts of time on that when I used to visit the UK. As it kid, it seemed like The Future(tm)! An amazing number of Ceefax pages are available on youtube. Some with jazzy music. Some with breaking news...

By: Pre-Taped Call In Show

Pre-Taped Call In Show — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:14:38 -0800

You already can't get ceefax in digital-only areas, but the few pages they showed on the breakfast show today included livestock auction prices and what apples were in season. Neither of which I could find on red button, I WANT MY LICENCE FEE BACK

By: Elly Vortex

Elly Vortex — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:17:25 -0800

By: Egg Shen

Egg Shen — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:20:37 -0800

By: chavenet

chavenet — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:21:26 -0800

I guess this means the end for Private Eye's regular "ceefux" item too.

By: sixohsix

sixohsix — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:23:21 -0800

As an expat Canadian, I only discovered the wonders of Ceefax and "teletext" systems recently. I am sad to see them go. . Thankfully Ceephax Acid Crew marches on. Okay so he just took his name from ceefax and he's British and yeah that's the only link but he's awesome.

By: Joh

Joh — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:24:32 -0800

. :(

By: immlass

immlass — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:33:42 -0800

. I lived in England for a couple of years in the early 80s. Ceefax was the future then.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:36:45 -0800

R.I.P.

By: Kadin2048

Kadin2048 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:38:53 -0800

. The last time I ran into Ceefax was while visiting family in the UK back in 2005. My great-aunt and -uncle, whom we were staying with for part of the trip, used Ceefax seemingly all the time, mostly to check on the cricket scores. (Whether they used it that often regularly, or if they were just using it to keep abreast of the Ashes which were ongoing at the time, I'm not sure.) I thought it was fairly neat. However, when my younger cousins came over, they seemed basically embarrassed by the whole thing; to them, Ceefax was laughably old-fashioned, literally something that only old people used. But I thought it was effective in serving its purpose, and less distracting than to have a TV tuned to a satellite/cable sports or news channel constantly.

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:45:26 -0800

My folks took a few holidays thanks to the last minute travel deals posted on Ceefax. I know they'll be sad to see it go.

By: ninebelow

ninebelow — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 08:53:05 -0800

Despite owning laptop, smart phone, digital radio, etc, my dad still always had this on for the football scores every Saturday afternoon. It has been a constant presence in my life.

By: jaduncan

jaduncan — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:02:09 -0800

p. 105 1/3 I shall [...] p. 105 2/3 miss it [...drinks tea...] p. 105 3/3 sometimes.

By: MuffinMan

MuffinMan — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:03:17 -0800


______ _________ _______ 
(  ____ )\__   __/(  ____ )
| (    )|   ) (   | (    )|
| (____)|   | |   | (____)|
|     __)   | |   |  _____)
| (\ (      | |   | (      
| ) \ \_____) (___| )      
|/   \__/\_______/|/       
                           
 _______  _______  _______  _______  _______               
(  ____ \(  ____ \(  ____ \(  ____ \(  ___  )|\     /|     
| (    \/| (    \/| (    \/| (    \/| (   ) |( \   / )     
| |      | (__    | (__    | (__    | (___) | \ (_) /      
| |      |  __)   |  __)   |  __)   |  ___  |  ) _ (       
| |      | (      | (      | (      | (   ) | / ( ) \      
| (____/\| (____/\| (____/\| )      | )   ( |( /   \ )   _ 
(_______/(_______/(_______/|/       |/     \||/     \|  (_)

By: phl

phl — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:07:57 -0800

My folks took a few holidays thanks to the last minute travel deals posted on Ceefax. Well, that would strictly be Teletext, not Ceefax. Teletext was the medium, Ceefax the BBC's resolutely non-commercial transmissions over that medium. Teletext Holidays was a bunch of pages broadcast on ITV or Channel4. Of course, the analogue switch off would be the death-knell for all Teletext services, although I'm not sure if any other than Ceefax were still going. Many have long since transitioned to the digital equivalent.

By: phl

phl — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:12:08 -0800

In fact, it looks like Teletext Holidays has migrated to the web.

By: arcticseal

arcticseal — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:13:24 -0800

Ceefax sits in my memory alongside my dad listening to Radio 4 on the old Grundig valve radio on the shelf which is why I'm sad to hear of it's demise.

By: silence

silence — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:13:53 -0800

... and there's an Apple announcement today too... hmmm....coincidence, I think not! I'm already looking forward to the insanely great ^tm new iCeefax^tm service.

By: oneironaut

oneironaut — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:18:13 -0800

. One of my fondest memories of university was finding my housemate early one morning, in his bathrobe in our freezing flat, staring at the Ceefax as it updated the scores of a test match every half-minute or so. Something about it was the very soul of the UK.

By: Perthuz

Perthuz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:22:02 -0800

I asked a question about this a while back on the Green - there are some good links there. I'm sad to hear this, I'd always sort of fantasized about going back for a visit one day and playing around with it.

By: madajb

madajb — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:27:37 -0800

I'll try not to read too much into the fact that ceefax is the same age as me.

By: zamboni

zamboni — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:31:03 -0800

I think I've previously mentioned James Bridle's Now And Next, a web version of the Ceefax program guide. Ah, it was in another Death of Yesterday's Future post on the demise of Minitel.

By: TheDonF

TheDonF — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:34:24 -0800

I used to read Ceefax and Teletext every day. It was a part of my morning ritual; I missed the pages I loved when they were cut, and I missed it even more when I moved to the US. RIP, Ceefax. .

By: frijole

frijole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:04:13 -0800

By: grouse

grouse — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:35:07 -0800

I remember discovering Ceefax ten years ago on my first visit to the UK. It was one of those different aspects of everyday things that caused me to feel like I was really visiting a separate culture. I feel like those aspects have decreased over the years.

By: contraption

contraption — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:38:26 -0800

Thanks, Ceefax. Theefax.

By: symbioid

symbioid — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:44:57 -0800

sixohsix you took my linkage!

By: hoyland

hoyland — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:45:11 -0800

You already can't get ceefax in digital-only areas I assume this is why Ceefax died today. Northern Ireland is due to switch off their analogue broadcasts tomorrow and they're the last ones.

By: w0mbat

w0mbat — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:46:08 -0800

My friend Andy invented the FasText feature where the TV cached the next likely pages and let you jump to them with the coloured buttons. Strangely, those buttons often appear to this day on remotes of devices that have no use for them, like some US TiVos and TVs.

By: hoyland

hoyland — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:47:38 -0800

Strangely, those buttons often appear to this day on remotes of devices that have no use for them, like some US TiVos and TVs. I think you can program those buttons to go to a specific channel. Or, at least, I had a friend with a remote where that's what they did. But he was the sort who'd read the manual.

By: Bwithh

Bwithh — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:55:23 -0800

. (I love that they posted that Ceefax "grumpy suicide note". Very British)

By: anagrama

anagrama — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:12:13 -0800

. Fun fact that I read but can't find a cite for right now: until recently, all stories on the BBC News website were formatted so that the first two paragraphs could stand alone as a Ceefax page.

By: en forme de poire

en forme de poire — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:22:00 -0800

Here in the US we had nothing like Ceefax or Minitel (at least, nothing with the same reach) and I remember being super jealous when I saw teletext as a normal daily thing on French In Action. (P.S., what font is that on the "suicide note"? Is there a clone available, or better yet, the real thing? I kind of want all of my terminals to look like that.)

By: Baud

Baud — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:08:39 -0800

*sigh* Is nothing sacred ?

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:16:53 -0800

(P.S., what font is that on the "suicide note"? Is there a clone available, or better yet, the real thing? I kind of want all of my terminals to look like that.) What you want us a BBC B Microcomputer.

By: fay

fay — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:47:59 -0800

my favourite thing of that era: "Rather like a deranged combat veteran with a bullet lodged in his brain causing him to imagine spectral cockroaches crawling across his skin, wherever we turn these days we seem haunted by snowboarding games." (wikipedia)

By: w0mbat

w0mbat — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:08:41 -0800

My mum had a weird model of all-in-one Mac with a TV tuner built-in, an odd Performa model from the Gil Amelio era. It could display Ceefax and you could even select and copy text from it. Even cooler than the BBC Micro's optional Teletext Adaptor.

By: grahamparks

grahamparks — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:20:00 -0800

Fun fact that I read but can't find a cite for right now: until recently, all stories on the BBC News website were formatted so that the first two paragraphs could stand alone as a Ceefax page. I noticed this from reading their RSS feed. Here's an old screenshot of it. Note that all of the headlines are awkwardly short and limited to a consistent number of characters - just under the 40 allowed on a line of Ceefax. (Sadly doesn't seem to be the case any more)

By: Wordshore

Wordshore — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:04:24 -0800

Ceefax goes. Goodbye.

By: philipy

philipy — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 08:58:34 -0800

. all stories on the BBC News website were formatted so that the first two paragraphs could stand alone as a Ceefax page They're still formatted for the "red button" text service. But thanks to the wonders of modern technology they often manage to miss out some words from the story at the point where a page break occurs in a multi-page story. Maybe because the digital text pages show about half the amount of text of a Ceefax page.

By: alan2001

alan2001 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 09:45:29 -0800

Haven't used it for a while, but page 120 (Now and Next) was a part of my life for quite some time. Back in the older days, my dad bought a Teletext set-top-box so we could receive it on an old television. It worked terribly, but the faux-wood effect was pretty cool.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:56:07 -0800

The Guardian's Barney Ronay on the death of Ceefax. Excerpt:

Sometimes though technology simply dies a natural death, outmoded by other, newer technology. This is pretty much what has happened to teletext – also known variously as Ceefax, Oracle or The One On Channel 4 – which died this week after 38 years of service, much of it related to coverage of sport. The original horse-drawn internet, Ceefax is finally no more: a brilliantly cheap, brilliantly simple, hugely successful piece of technology that somehow seemed to age at triple-speed. There was some excitement on the day after Ceefax's final page, a kind of suicide note ("I have been frozen out, another victim of BBC ageism") as though – ha ha – there actually had been a death. This seems an unnecessary lightening of a what is a genuine moment of machine-bereavement, the disappearance for ever of the hidden robot face behind your TV screen. It will be a source of minor sadness for anybody who came to rely on that discreet but authoritative presence during those analogue years when, pre-rolling news, TV text had an absolute monopoly on these things. It was all so beautifully simple. Ceefax came in three formats. There. Not there. Or the upsetting and unnecessary "mix", which produced a horrible melding of overlaid text and TV pictures, based around an idea that it might be agreeable to "watch" Ceefax and moving pictures simultaneously, creating a kind of nightmare cyborg world of spectral floating league tables and walking babbling human beings, faces obscured by phrases like "Swindon Town" and "Michael Atherton", first unwitting victims of some strangulating football text-based robot dawn.