Comments on: Horse e_shirts

Horse e_shirts

codacorolla — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:17:25 -0800

Idakoos is an online t-shirt store that automatically generates t-shirts based on animal types, hobbies, adjectives, and occupations (among other categories). This can lead to some relatively strange combinations.

By: Nomyte

Nomyte — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:21:37 -0800

I see they also carry products for womens.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:23:21 -0800

Oh my god I fucking love these so much. If I look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Euphonium I'd Rather Be In Sudan Whaaat? Don't you speak Kyrgyz? Crazy About Proto-Indo-European Macedonian Sex Instructor Also, back when I first stumbled onto these I swear to god there was a shirt that read "STRONG AS A PUGGLE." Strength is not one of the primary aspect I would associate with the noble puggle, but now I just regret not buying it.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:24:12 -0800

Oh, and the one that said "Trombone: Mankind's Greatest Invention" and it had a little illustration of a bubbling beaker.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:24:22 -0800

horse_tshirts

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:25:10 -0800

Dammit, always read the title first.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:27:52 -0800

Oh it is so much better than I remember it: STRONGER THAN AN PUGGLE [sic]

By: theodolite

theodolite — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:28:13 -0800

You ever get that weird feeling that capitalism is eating itself and we're all carving this last rad wave before we smash into the shores of automatically generated World's Best Periodontist mugs

By: DU

DU — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:29:41 -0800

Only shirts, eh? Wait'll I start up Company For Printing Things On Other Things (first move: buyout of both horse_ebooks and idakoos).

By: turducken

turducken — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:30:46 -0800

I knew my love of collards and sweet tea came from somewhere: Connecticut, the Heart of Dixie.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:31:39 -0800

DU: "Wait'll I start up Company For Printing Things On Other Things" I want to print a t-shirt on a mug now.

By: RobotVoodooPower

RobotVoodooPower — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:31:41 -0800

Sex and Nit-Picking

By: amarynth

amarynth — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:31:54 -0800

The state shirts are great, because it looks like they just took the Alabama shirts and changed the state name, so you get "Maryland: The heart of dixie" and "Maryland: 1819".

By: jazon

jazon — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:31:58 -0800

griphus: this one?

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:32:23 -0800

Shit, I just paid $20 for this shirt last week.

By: The otter lady

The otter lady — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:33:52 -0800

O.o

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:34:46 -0800

griphus: this one? Yes! I am picturing an alternate history of the trombone wherein it is invented as a natural byproduct of the Polio vaccine. For while trombones were used as lab-grade disinfectant but eventually their musical qualities were discovered and exploited.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:36:42 -0800

Sometimes I'm Glad I Became An Aboriginal And Torres Strait Islander Community Liaison Officer, Other Times I Wish I Had Simply Became a Ninja Or, if that's too wordy.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:36:52 -0800

That "Sex and Nit-Picking" tote bag is very popular with bonobos.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:37:39 -0800

This can't be for real, can it?

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:39:05 -0800

I'm pretty sure none of the DaDaists would have expected their attempt to destroy culture with random nonsense would be absorbed by global capitalism but here we are, puggle strength and all.

By: theodolite

theodolite — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:39:50 -0800

I love this goddamn site

By: ChuraChura

ChuraChura — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:39:55 -0800

Considering getting my father this.

By: zamboni

zamboni — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:41:30 -0800

It's t-shirt Mad Libs. Oh, and the one that said "Trombone: Mankind's Greatest Invention" and it had a little illustration of a bubbling beaker. The formula being NOUN (MUSICAL INSTRUMENT): THE BEST INVENTION. e.g. AIR HORN: THE BEST INVENTION A stopped clock, etc.

By: Curious Artificer

Curious Artificer — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:41:35 -0800

I AND MY DIDGERIDOO WILL CONQUER THE WORLD

By: scose

scose — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:42:53 -0800

Darn. I thought there was a glitch and I could buy these shirts for $0.00. Turns out I had to select a size.

By: ChuraChura

ChuraChura — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:45:19 -0800

Showed it to him: "That is improper grammar, but the sentiment is nice."

By: xedrik

xedrik — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:47:03 -0800

What is proper grammar? "The perfect child is aa aardvark"?

By: scratch

scratch — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:47:30 -0800

It seems plausible, though, doesn't it?

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:48:54 -0800

Born Again Hasidic Jew

By: Kitteh

Kitteh — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:49:54 -0800

No option under Cats for tortoiseshell? FAIL

By: jquinby

jquinby — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:50:37 -0800

What in the organic grass-fed hell is this.

By: me3dia

me3dia — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:51:40 -0800

Canada Chicago...er, what?

By: ChuraChura

ChuraChura — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:51:45 -0800

Oh, but they captured New Hampshire's essence!

By: zamboni

zamboni — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:52:05 -0800

If I Look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Air Horn With The Air Horn Inside My Heart I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns

By: steef

steef — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:52:32 -0800

Image search browsing is FUN: "20th Century Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties." No option under Cats for "wopsical" or "orange"?

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:54:41 -0800

If I Look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Air Horn With The Air Horn Inside My Heart I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns I want a TV show where a background character never talks or interacts with the cast but is always in some kind of air phone loving T-shirt or regalia and the show never, ever attempts to explain or pay this off. Ever.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:55:38 -0800

HELP ME TO MAKE ANOTHER POPE

By: th3ph17

th3ph17 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:55:43 -0800

an infinite number of design monkeys will eventually make every possible shirt. Then the stars will go out, one by one.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:56:19 -0800

ALSO I GOT DEPRESSION

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:57:08 -0800

Water Sports Makes Me Hot. Can Somebody Help Me? WORMS! WORMS! WORMS!

By: cross_impact

cross_impact — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:57:19 -0800

I love "Flash Me, I'm catholic"

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:58:14 -0800

Yikes. (Also these.)

By: jeudi

jeudi — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:59:34 -0800

IF IT'S NOT ABOUT BALANCING THINGS, DON'T TALK TO ME!

By: amarynth

amarynth — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:00:21 -0800

Oh, sure, but do they have anything for data managers? Of course not! Just like those name keychains at rest stops never have my name :(

By: zamboni

zamboni — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:00:27 -0800

HELP ME TO MAKE ANOTHER POPE Pope, Lover Of Polygamy Want To Be Mrs. Pope? I Have Pope Blood In My Veins

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:02:31 -0800

I'd like to imagine that there are no human beings involved with this website. We've all talked about emergent AIs and it looks like instead of Skynet we got this.

By: queensissy

queensissy — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:02:36 -0800

Nothing for rodeo clowns and centimeters. Yet.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:02:53 -0800

KISS ME I'M SENTIENT

By: The otter lady

The otter lady — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:03:39 -0800

WTF "balancing things" is a hobby and Dungeons and Dragons isn't?

By: jeudi

jeudi — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:04:35 -0800

Man doesn't live on bread alone but also on EATING

By: sixohsix

sixohsix — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:05:48 -0800

This site describes the set of all ironic t-shirts. Finally, we have a working definition of the category. Let's derive some proofs about hipsters.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:11:33 -0800

No need to fight, i have enough self-love for everyone.

By: wreckingball

wreckingball — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:18:11 -0800

I Am Gay And Finnish Mythology And Finnish Paganism Interested.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:20:07 -0800

I Am Gay And Finnish Mythology And Finnish Paganism Interested. well I can cross like ..eight people I know off the Holiday Gift list. DONE.

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:21:51 -0800

The braying simplicity of this one is making me crack up more than any of the others

By: me3dia

me3dia — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:24:35 -0800

Yikes: I ♥ Iraq; I ♥ Pakistan; I ♥ Israel

By: comealongpole

comealongpole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:26:19 -0800

So much gold. Nothing tops that Pope one really, but these amused me. Dogging is so mainstream these days. One for the party animals in your life.

By: reverend cuttle

reverend cuttle — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:26:49 -0800

This is simply the best. thing. ever. oh, and creepy

By: maryr

maryr — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:27:44 -0800

Ironically, I don't think this shirt would work on me, as my boobs would get in the way of the up arrow.

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:33:26 -0800

Seriously fucked up that Matt didn't make this the official mefi t-shirt

By: egypturnash

egypturnash — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:34:18 -0800

I um kinda want that "20th Century Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties" shirt. For a womens. Also I kinda want to just buy like $1000 worth and drop them in the Goodwill bin to give the local homeless folks some more surreal options than cast-off software promotions.

By: frimble

frimble — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:39:53 -0800

Because I do not have a very complex sense of humour, I found their page for gifts related to a small African antelope terribly funny.

By: StopMakingSense

StopMakingSense — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:42:13 -0800

Technically, that's three things.

By: comealongpole

comealongpole — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:50:48 -0800

Tried to think of an amusing sport to search for and the sniggering scatological schoolboy in me insisted on curling. "There's Nothing Like Curling In The Morning" and "Life Is Simple... Eat, Sleep And Curling" are wonderfully unfortunate slogans, but then I saw Curling Revolution. Oh my! I would buy so many of these designs (probably not that one though).

By: frimble

frimble — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:57:12 -0800

In memoriam, Jessamyn's star

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:57:48 -0800

*raises fist* I WILL NEVER LEAVE MINIATURE FIGURE PAINTING *falls on sword*

By: pernoctalian

pernoctalian — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:05:00 -0800

Motionless After a certain point in life, it usually works this way The person wearing this t-shirt is probably not

By: frimble

frimble — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:05:11 -0800

They were even ready for us, with a whole selection of 'meta' gear.

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:08:27 -0800

This is the shirt I'm going to start wearing to work and I am so totally not kidding.

By: He Is Only The Imposter

He Is Only The Imposter — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:08:56 -0800

You'd drink, too, if you were an air force general.

By: daisyk

daisyk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:11:46 -0800

"All the rumours were true, I'm tight." "Dangerously Tight." "I'm gay and tight." Or, most worrying: "Tight. It's in the genes."

By: Pyry

Pyry — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:12:02 -0800

Smelling things is everything

By: odinsdream

odinsdream — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:15:04 -0800

No way some of these are random, no way. It's just too good.

By: wormwood23

wormwood23 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:15:30 -0800

A little on the nose: I'm gay & poor.

By: daisyk

daisyk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:18:05 -0800

This one is quite accurate: Born To Be Dead. I want one that says Sagacious Individual.

By: frimble

frimble — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:19:08 -0800

Loose works as well as tight, for similar humour with an extra layer of double entendres.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:19:11 -0800

frimble: "They were even ready for us, with a whole selection of 'meta' gear." holy moly

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:26:00 -0800

quoted for truth.

By: Pyry

Pyry — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:34:51 -0800

Water for plants, hell for men (related: born for hell) Where is flaming volcano? Where? Where?

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:38:46 -0800

To be fair, nobody said I was a good Trauma Counselor... In that I can't spell

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:43:33 -0800

"Man Doesn't Live On Bread Alone But Also On Stopping At Crosswalks"

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:49:19 -0800

I think I may need I Am Quarrelsome When I Am Drunk

By: Mothra Pisces

Mothra Pisces — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:56:05 -0800

Pretty sure that's game, set, and match on the whole "gun control" issue

By: joseph_elmhurst

joseph_elmhurst — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:57:13 -0800

Götterdämmerung

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:01:19 -0800

I don't think this says what it means and I'm not sure I understand either of those things.

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:06:29 -0800

Oh my god, the 'drinks' section is a goldmine. This Body Needs Soup Transfusion Got The Monkey Gland? Water For Plants, Yogurt For Men Roy Rogers Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties Bring Me An ... One Balled Dictator After Bumbo Or Bombo Or Bumboo There's Nothing

By: StopMakingSense

StopMakingSense — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:11:05 -0800

I like that these run the gamut from the totally, bizarrely narrow (Kiss Me, I'm A Piggery Worker) to the kind of dark truths that maybe t-shirts should not be sharing: Kiss Me, I'm Adequate My Husband Is Dead My Wife Is Lacking 100% Benign 100% Endurable 100% Helpless Born To Be Accommodating Dangerously Law-Abiding I'm The Oncologist Your Mother Warned You About I Am Undesirable When I Am Drunk Drunk Girls Think I'm Pathetic It's Not Easy Being Afraid My Wife Is More Panicky Than Yours Is It Privileged In Here Or Is It Just Me? Too Busy Being Privileged So Lonely It Hurts ALSO: DANGEROUSLY PLAUSIBLE

By: sleepcrime

sleepcrime — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:11:38 -0800

Don't miss the 'Other tshirts' sections at the bottom, which are often even better than the original. eg "Flaming Volcano kills you slowly - I don't care - I'm not in a hurry!!!"

By: ZsigE

ZsigE — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:15:57 -0800

Much as I love my church, I really want to wear this one on Sunday and count the number of double-takes.

By: frimble

frimble — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:16:59 -0800

The drinks section is indeed pretty great, especially with non-alcoholic drinks.

By: Kevin Street

Kevin Street — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:17:54 -0800

"I think I may need I Am Quarrelsome When I Am Drunk" There should be a fighting leprechaun on that one.

By: wormwood23

wormwood23 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:24:40 -0800

got wolfram? possibly inspired by an instant classic from Grace.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:27:48 -0800

Difficult to parse the first time you read it.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:32:48 -0800

This is great.

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:35:08 -0800

I've never actually used this phrase before but I think that's because I've been saving it for this moment: what is this I don't even

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:36:48 -0800

Uh, no. Would milk be OK?.

By: broken wheelchair

broken wheelchair — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:41:10 -0800

Um...

By: daisyk

daisyk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:41:46 -0800

Dammit, I now have a shopping list. - Hiding Until I Die - I <3 Dead Girls - Trust Me! I'm a Trauma Counsellor (as robocop is bleeding suggested) - Necromancers Rule (for RPG nights, of course) Shipping to Europe is pretty high, though. I'll have to spread them out a bit. It is now time to stop looking at T-shirts and do something useful. Thanks!

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:42:28 -0800

Possibly still too soon.

By: jferg

jferg — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:43:15 -0800

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Japan (or possibly China), there is an elderly grandmother or a teen girl wearing each and every one of the shirts that this site creates.

By: zug

zug — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:48:27 -0800

My lord, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. This is amazing.

By: Kevin Street

Kevin Street — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:49:33 -0800

"Trust Me! I'm a Trauma Counsellor (as robocop is bleeding suggested)" That one is just awesome.

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:54:23 -0800

It's so true

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:55:48 -0800

What's funny is that the stranger it offers, the more strange I want. For example, the text that accompanies this one makes me want to buy a t-shirt that says: "Kiss Me I'm a Prostitute Apron"

By: This, of course, alludes to you

This, of course, alludes to you — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:57:52 -0800

cool, the human element has been removed completely and art may now be fully automated i bet i actually didn't survive that car crash

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:01:39 -0800

ZsigE that's mother fucking sublime

By: curious nu

curious nu — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:02:07 -0800

I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Japan (or possibly China), there is an elderly grandmother or a teen girl wearing each and every one of the shirts that this site creates. This was pretty much my first thought.

By: griphus

griphus — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:06:09 -0800

FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT IS MY PASSION, SEX IS MY HOBBY

By: misha

misha — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:07:53 -0800

Yes, but why the fedora?!

By: broken wheelchair

broken wheelchair — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:08:00 -0800

I don't need therapy, all I need is guns.

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:10:31 -0800

Oh my god yesssssss seriously, must be clicked to be believed

By: pemdasi

pemdasi — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:13:58 -0800

I have bacon blood in my veins I prefer to die before leaving organ

By: broken wheelchair

broken wheelchair — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:14:30 -0800

@showbiz_liz Was just looking at that one. Good lord.

By: misha

misha — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:14:48 -0800

Just imagine the reaction at a Mefi meetup if you wore this shirt. I think this one takes the sentiment a bit too far, though.

By: Philipschall

Philipschall — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:16:03 -0800

Dear God Why Can't I Stop

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:17:00 -0800

Good luck with that. This is the best post since that thing that mixed movie titles together.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:22:25 -0800

One simply doesn't BECOME a Robot Combat Grandpa.

By: broken wheelchair

broken wheelchair — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:23:58 -0800

Going into my cart.

By: ennui.bz

ennui.bz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:25:40 -0800

@showbiz_liz Was just looking at that one. Good lord. in a similar vein...

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:36:31 -0800

Dominatrix Is For Girls, Cause Men Can't Handle It well I guess that's the idea right?

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:42:05 -0800

A shirt for optimists

By: Blue Meanie

Blue Meanie — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:47:23 -0800

Kiss me, I'm a Solicitor!

By: broken wheelchair

broken wheelchair — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:48:25 -0800

Recreational Drug Use is in My Veins

By: daisyk

daisyk — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:52:11 -0800

For days when you want to piss off the sisterhood.

By: idiopath

idiopath — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:52:56 -0800

a little too accurate

By: longtime_lurker

longtime_lurker — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:02:22 -0800

So wrong.

By: The Bellman

The Bellman — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:03:57 -0800

No, YOU are . . .

By: yellowcandy

yellowcandy — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:53:12 -0800

It's a micro short story in two words...

By: wanderingmind

wanderingmind — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:27:26 -0800

Trust me, I'm wrong.

By: wanderingmind

wanderingmind — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:33:44 -0800

Proclaim your mattressness!

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:33:59 -0800

I like to think that this is the result of feeding a Spenser's Gifts catalog into a Markov chain generator.

By: Durn Bronzefist

Durn Bronzefist — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:44:48 -0800

No, YOU are . . . Sold! This is easily the most links I've clicked in a thread, EVAR.

By: Fig

Fig — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:58:29 -0800

I need this in XS (I don't wear XS) This is the most I've genuinely lol'ed at something online in ages, thank you!

By: hellphish

hellphish — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:02:48 -0800

The variety of "organ" shirts had me in stitches.

By: fifthrider

fifthrider — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:31:25 -0800

It's a micro short story in two words... The best part is the possible juxtaposition.

By: Squeak Attack

Squeak Attack — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:32:34 -0800

Oh yeah, it was all fun and games until I found the Leonberger shirts. Just need to keep telling myself I don't need a grammatically incorrect shirt for a breed I don't even have.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:39:55 -0800

This sounds like a B movie. I can't be the only one here who looked for this one. Sadly apt. I actually kind of want this one, but I'm sure I'd get tired of the joke pretty quick.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:43:26 -0800

Wha-? indeed.

By: plasquatch

plasquatch — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 18:32:18 -0800

Read these in a bad foreign accent. Read these and try to figure out what the hell went wrong.

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:03:54 -0800

NOTRESPASSING ADVANCED LIFE SUPPORT OFFICER WORKING VIOLATORS WILL BE CRUSHED *

By: exlotuseater

exlotuseater — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:09:16 -0800

oh god. I need this (in gray). I work on three campuses . . .

By: barnacles

barnacles — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:19:50 -0800

There are some real mixed signals in this one. Must be for Catholics.

By: barnacles

barnacles — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:23:47 -0800

No comment.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:55:31 -0800

One downside to this site is that after reading some uncommon word over and over and over again (organ, for example) it begins to lose any sort of meaning it might have once had, and the word becomes strange to you.

By: hatta

hatta — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:02:47 -0800

Oh, how to choose? (And, yeah, codacorolla, totally agree on the semantic satiation point.)

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:55:20 -0800

US Marine Ice Dance Dept., Yo.

By: nTeleKy

nTeleKy — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:22:03 -0800

I was having a pretty rough day up until this. I never thought I'd say it, but "Thanks, thoughtlessly generated mass produced consumer nonsense, you really lifted my spirits." and thanks everyone for posting all these choice selections...I have not had a laugh this good in a while. Is this supposed to be a sad finger?

By: exit

exit — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:40:51 -0800

OH GOD NO

By: owtytrof

owtytrof — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:00:24 -0800

I want to spend ALL THE MONEYS. It's like Frank from 30 Rock opened a t-shirt store.

By: owtytrof

owtytrof — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:04:23 -0800

For that special creepy guy in your life.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:48:55 -0800

For the 50 Shades of Gray fan on your Christmas list.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:15:47 -0800

For when you really want to rub it in grandma's face. I did it. I found the most depressing shirt on the site.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:32:59 -0800

I told you it wasn't butter. I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T BUTTER!

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:59:13 -0800

Price points are so weird. Because $15 for a fake blood spattered, bright yellow "Trust Me! I'm A Margarine And Edible Oils Process Worker Long-sleeve Raglan T-Shirt" seems like something I'd do, but $20.99 is too steep. Thank God.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:44:37 -0800

If you go sun's-out-gun's-out and get a tank top then you're well within your price range.

By: MCMikeNamara

MCMikeNamara — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 14:05:25 -0800

Well if that's not enough to get me back to the gym, I don't know what is. (I wish that was 100% a joke.)

By: showbiz_liz

showbiz_liz — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 14:24:31 -0800

Just in case anyone was wondering... people on somethingawful have been ordering these shirts, and have actually begun receiving them. It seems totally legitimate. And now I have to buy that Calvinist by Choice shirt.

By: jeudi

jeudi — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:01:13 -0800

I can confirm! I bought my sweetheart a CREEPY INDIVIDUAL t-shirt and it arrived about a week later.