Comments on: Frog Fractions

Frog Fractions

pixie — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 05:54:35 -0800

Thursday Flash Fun. Welcome to Frog Fractions! You will learn all about fractions!

By: backseatpilot

backseatpilot — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 06:19:22 -0800

Well, I.... I think I need to go lay down now.

By: codacorolla

codacorolla — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 06:32:51 -0800

This is hilarious. If it isn't a take-down of edutainment (I think it is?) then it still serves as one.

By: burnmp3s

burnmp3s — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 06:34:15 -0800

Note: You will need a Dvorak keyboard to properly experience the typing levels.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 06:59:53 -0800

Being president of Bug Mars isn't all it's cracked up to be.

By: Mr. Anthropomorphism

Mr. Anthropomorphism — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:11:14 -0800

Note: You will need a Dvorak keyboard to properly experience the typing levels. I use a Dvorak layout, but had to type Qwerty in those levels; maybe it gives you the opposite of what you have? That would give it an additional layer of awesome since I at first assumed just another case of Flash apps never ever ever bothering to detect your keyboard layout.

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:25:15 -0800

Totally bonkers, I loved it.

By: zsazsa

zsazsa — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:27:22 -0800

Oh man, I was hoping someone would post this here (I couldn't because I know the creator). It's a brilliant game! And educational! I never learned so much about fractions or the history of boxing.

By: Monster_Zero

Monster_Zero — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:35:26 -0800

Fantastic start to my day.

By: bookwo3107

bookwo3107 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:35:45 -0800

So I was like, what fresh hell is this? and then I upgraded my frog brain to a cyborg frog brain, and then I was riding a dragon, underwent the naturalization process of bug-mars and started to explore the vast underground waterways of my new home planet and I was in love.

By: EndsOfInvention

EndsOfInvention — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:36:13 -0800

This game is bonkers.

By: delfin

delfin — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:39:47 -0800

This is the most realistic bug porn distribution simulator I have ever tried.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:45:17 -0800

This game has taught me so much about myself and fractions.

By: RobotVoodooPower

RobotVoodooPower — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:56:27 -0800

I learned ... nothing. I learned nothing.

By: haley_joel_osteen

haley_joel_osteen — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:08:50 -0800

I won the dance off!!! I'm the President of Mars!!!

By: Rinku

Rinku — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:12:26 -0800

Man exploring the martian ocean on my flying space dragon while hearing narration about the development of the "punching strategy" in boxing is 1. not where I expected this game to go, and 2. weirdly relaxing

By: EndsOfInvention

EndsOfInvention — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:24:16 -0800

Had the sound off so totally missed the boxing history :(

By: haley_joel_osteen

haley_joel_osteen — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:29:37 -0800

When was the boxing history? (also had sound turned off)

By: zamboni

zamboni — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:01:19 -0800

When was the boxing history? (also had sound turned off)

exploring the martian ocean on my flying space dragon while hearing narration about the development of the "punching strategy" in boxing

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:06:10 -0800

I can't get past level 1. Stupid apple bugs and their indignities.

By: zamboni

zamboni — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:08:41 -0800

you have to go deeper

By: The River Ivel

The River Ivel — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:48:19 -0800

I couldn't work out which object to verb when I needed to collect goop, but up until then it was fun.

By: zsazsa

zsazsa — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:04:50 -0800

The River Ivel: <spoiler>You need to put the can under the spigot, and pull the lever.</spoiler>

By: taz

taz — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:22:23 -0800

I got bug naturalized and went down, down, down, into the deep sea labyrinth... but my laptop kind of freaked out eventually. I'm leaving it alone for the moment, hoping it'll recover (perhaps the eleventy hundred open tabs didn't help?) because I'm worried that I'll lose my progress and my "like a billion" or whatever fruits. Has anyone closed the page and come back? Does the game autosave? I'm fractionally worried.

By: leotrotsky

leotrotsky — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:31:00 -0800

Wooahh! Got the Presidential Pool due to foisting Zimbabwe-like inflation upon my bug subjects!

By: zsazsa

zsazsa — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:36:27 -0800

taz: Hopefully if Flash hasn't freaked out too much, if you reload there should be a Chapter Select button on the title screen that can take you to roughly where you were.

By: evidenceofabsence

evidenceofabsence — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:13:28 -0800

I really would do anything to swim in William Randolph Hearst's swimming pool (plot spoiler: that is William Randolph Hearst's swimming pool).

By: a robot made out of meat

a robot made out of meat — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:15:01 -0800

I so thought you people were just messing with me.

By: ook

ook — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:58:44 -0800

I learned that bug censors will buy all your bug porn at lunchtime even if it is terribly overpriced. So that's my day accomplished.

By: The Devil Tesla

The Devil Tesla — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 13:05:14 -0800

Game of the year every year.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 15:42:55 -0800

That was ridiculous and amazing.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:19:17 -0800

This is fuck i don't even know. So goddamned great.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:27:44 -0800

It was enough, btw, that it was some kind of goofy froggy bullet hell thing. Then it was so much more and then it was everything.

By: Algebra

Algebra — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:22:03 -0800

Can anybody help me compute whether this is, or is not, numberwang?

By: shadytrees

shadytrees — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:57:16 -0800

The fractional points during the rocket ship adventure are a stroke of genius, is a sentence I'd never thought I'd type.

By: RobotHero

RobotHero — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:55:00 -0800

This is some kind of art-game genius I hadn't encountered before. I'm also kind of loving Futilitris

By: NoraReed

NoraReed — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:18:41 -0800

I'm really impressed that they managed to make a game where if you talked about the game to anyone who had not played the game they would assume you were full of shit.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:09:00 -0800

God dammit, I was just gonna post this.

By: user92371

user92371 — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:09:00 -0800

I seriously doubted everything that was said here and then I played it and I am here to say I am sorry.

By: oulipian

oulipian — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:27:13 -0800

No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

By: DoctorFedora

DoctorFedora — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 06:27:44 -0800

I just I expected all of the comments to be like Progress Quest This feels just like when I learned that Beatmania arcade machines have a program in their embedded XP install that locks out keyboard and mouse inputs, but gives you back control over those if you type in the Konami code, and it actually worked.