theodolite: I wasn't sure how exactly it would work, though, since I had only seen my Dad's electric shaver.
Haha I definitely had a mental image of an apple with a big yellow Bic Sensitive sticking out of it, and wondering what kind of dipshit kid would put that in his mouth
children’s risk of being struck by a car is four times higher on Halloween than on other nights... An analysis of “pediatric holiday-related injuries” in emergency rooms found that, among eight holidays, Halloween ranked fourth in the number of injuries, behind Labor Day, Memorial Day, and the Fourth of July, and just ahead of Easter...
Halloween Sadism, when you think of it, is a great thing to worry about, because there are people who are so crazy that they will poison your children, but they only come out once a year. So if you get up on November 1st, look around your breakfast table, and everyone is still there, you can say, that's something I don't have to worry about for another 364 days.
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